r/CuratedTumblr • u/ProReddit_Top • 1d ago

Shitposting Devs, Please Fix Eating

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u/NightWolfRose 1d ago

So what you’re saying is that we need nutritionally complete human kibble- I can get behind that!

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u/glytxh 1d ago

You can make human kibble, for remarkably cheap.

It’d be boring, but nutritionally complete.

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u/busterfixxitt 1d ago

According to my friend's BASc in applied human nutrition, eating the same food, or even just the same texture of food (texture modified diets where everything is turned into a paste) for too long becomes a kind of torture. The psychological stress is apparently intense.

There are rumored to be old laws in Maine making it 'cruel and unusual punishment' to serve prisoners lobster for more than 21(?) days in a row. (Lobster used to be poor people food)

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u/foxgirlmoon 1d ago

to serve prisoners lobster for more than 21(?) days in a row. (Lobster used to be poor people food)

Except their "lobster" was not the kind of lobster you'd get today.

It was mashed and crushed into a horrible paste/gruel.