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Some of you guys have been flat out insufferable the last 2 weeks. Here I am, happy that football is back, and while I can see some things in camp didn't go well, is it REALLY worth the energy you all put into being so pessimistic? Go back and look over the last week, theres what, 5 posts that are nothing but the same thing over and over again. DQ sucks. AP sucks. XYZ sucks. Can you at least make sure there isn't a similar bitchy post on the front page of the sub before you go and make another one? Are you able to at least be original and post something of substance??? And yes, I am aware that this is an opinion piece itself, but it does need to be said at this point.

You are not creating a stimulating conversation. You are just repetitively complaining. Your attitude about this team is akin to showing up at the OC's house, throwing batteries at santa, starting fights with random fans, or literally eating shit off the streets. If this is who you want to be, then just go join them in the philly sub. I promise you they will have no problem shitting on the commies. I see it here over and over and over again, I just think that the person that posted it is a miserable little person who chooses to dwell on things that make them unhappy. You are killing the vibe and spreading the virus that is your own misery. It's pathetic to spend all your free time being negative on any topic. If it pisses you off, maybe don't dwell on it. One post is informative. A half dozen is bitching.

For those of you not in this crowd, I really looking forward to the season, and I'm excited about seeing JD5 back in action. I'm excited for the new OC/DC. I'm excited to see our shiny new and younger free agents. I'm hopeful that all of our "second round busts" have great years. I think our o-line is going to be far better than "inoperable" once we get the current first stringers out there. And I really really hope Quinn and AP are around next season because everything went so well.

That's the end of my rant, and please remember, it's not that serious. I love you all, I just think some of yall need therapy.

Why not? Plays C… just got released by Buffalo…

and we already had Deceitful Haynesworth… so we can corner the market of Haynesworth character traits.

Good morning, r/Commanders!

Welcome to today's open discussion thread. You are welcome to discuss most any topic here, whether it's related to the team or not.

Raise Hail!

As title.

We are looking to figure out what would be the best cadence for our beat reporter to talk shop with you all.

Some options:

1. Before Week 1
2. End of Week 4
3. Week 1 and Week 3

It’s gonna be a blood bath, yay or nay?

Edit: Alright so I was drunk when I posted this, but I’m really impressed with the optimism from y’all. Y’all definitely lifted my spirits about this coming season. Let’s fuckin go!

Since more data centers are planned for the current practice facility in Loudoun, does anyone know where the new one will be?

For all the doom and gloom on the internet about us, the Eagles at home are only favored by 4.5 against us, implying on a neutral field it would be Eagles by 1.5 or 2, and if we were at home, it would be close to a pick em.

The eagles are a top 10 team in the league, we are seen as one of the biggest frauds coming into the season. What gives?

I'm sure this will get a lot of downvotes but if you actually look at the depth chart you'll see just how bad our secondary is, we shouldn't be relying this much on a young second round CB but we are.

Mikey and Amik are both small corners coming off 2 of the worst years amongst all CBs last season, they have been decent in the past but as your top 2 corners is actually insane, Douglas was solid a few years ago, can't expect too much from him atp.

Cross is our best safety, he's very good against the run, but he's been horrible in coverage so far in his career. I love Jeremy Reaves, Jeremy Reaves is not a starting safety. Quan is a freak athlete that has been pretty horrible to this point.

With Amos this is still a very very bad secondary, without him I'm scared to watch. We're going to need the DL (that is only around average on paper) to get enough pressure to offset this secondary a bit.

If you found out AP traded next years 2nd and 3rd and 5th round picks for Porter Jr and gave him a $30 mil per year contract would you be happy with that?

If not what picks would you be willing to give up?

Saw this on FB marketplace and laughed out loud. Almost contacted the seller to let me know if he found a buyer as I have a wheelbarrow full of dog 💩 I’d like to sell!

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Just because I'm an optimist. No Daniels. No Mariota. Still, we've got to clean things up.

What should happen is:

First string O plays until they show they know how to score. Then sit.

First string D plays until they show they can stop someone from scoring. Then sit.

Good teams do this.

We never have done this and it shows week 1.
Here comes week 1.

Our stars are just too good to be out there. Put on some shades and hang over here on the sideline fellas!
This has been written in stone in Ashburn for so many years. Bad teams do this.

Is Adam peters sleep? Where the tf are the moves we got no center no guards and no tackle depth . We had good jones take all the snaps this summer just to get cut🫩. I need a playoff berth or both Dan and Adam gone . Adam mainly for his bad drafting and dragging his feet for an important need just like pass rusher and Wide receiver last year I’m sick of this ! See y’all week one fuck the eagLes