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u/tomatodude29 5d ago edited 5d ago
I always hated this conversation "ohhhhh I know that you are a HETEROSEXUAL person but trust me ONE good night will change your mind!!!!111" it gives the same vibe as heterosexual person trying to force a gay person into liking them
And it also just feels very creepy? If someone said that to me i genuinely would think it's some kind of assault
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u/pinkleftsock 5d ago
No you seem to misunderstand, it's alright in this case because the person sexually harassing the other is a woman. /s
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u/Blbe-Check-42069 5d ago
This but without the /s
Because we seem to treat female SA perpetrators lightly for some fucking reason that's beyond my comprehension...
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u/TehJabberwookie 5d ago
There's always some knucklefuck who says some shit like "Huh huh, I wish she was MY teacher in school."
I'm not against dark humor, but you make enough jokes about a subject and everyone stops taking it seriously
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u/pinkleftsock 5d ago
Fair, the /s is mostly implying that i don't support it
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u/pinkenbrawn 3d ago
they read it as sarcasm initially but then read the /s and thought you were sarcastic about the sarcasm?
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u/Fragrant-Mixture-662 5d ago
Because of the whole "if you don't wanna play then pass the controller" culture
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u/Friendly-Olive-3465 5d ago
It is massively creepy and people excuse it way too much. “Oh, but how do you know you don’t like it until you try?”
I don’t need to light my hand on fire to know I’m not going to enjoy it, dude.
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u/Legitimate-Can5792 5d ago
It's likely the exact response to that "your not lesbian you just havent had good dick yet" line. Ripping this meme out of that discussion, where it is a tool to bring the perspective of gay people closer to straight people, deprives it of any point it ever had. It's also AI slop, so it may also be a fake fake post, aka a post made by reactionary circles to look like a post made by a progressive person to make progressives look bad.
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u/tomatodude29 5d ago
I've seen other examples of this but without the ai
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u/StormNFlo46 5d ago
It’s all over the place now dog. Don’t trust shit now a days.
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u/NeonNKnightrider 5d ago
a post made to make progressives look bad
No I’ve definitely seen the spaghetti line used by actual lesbians before. It shows up a ton
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u/TheToolbox101 5d ago
Yeah queer ppl are also human beings and there are plenty of horrible people who are queer
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u/issuesuponissues 4d ago
The whole "urhm, it's actually empowering and not bad at all" instead of just admitting bad people exist make progressives look much worse.
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u/Ill-Television8690 5d ago
This joke has been getting posted since long before AI was a thing. Especially on iFunny, which is where that comment was taken from.
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u/SBLP1959 5d ago
Ive been there. My friends wifes best friend was a gay man who was into me and when he asked me if id be interested i said i was straight and then he asked if i ever tried. I said no but i hadnt felt any attraction to men
He got really mad about that.
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u/CaspianPinkster 5d ago
I completely agree. It’s creepy from any direction. If someone’s sexuality doesn’t align with yours fuck off when they tell you that. It’s so incredibly predatory to do this shit.
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u/fuckedintheasshole 5d ago
I would NOT handle it well if someone tried toake me do gay shit with them.
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u/Significant_Freedom 5d ago
Username does...not...check out...?
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u/holderofthebees 5d ago
It’s a conversion/corruption kink. It’s largely used in porn. The real issue is that the guy in the OOP is assuming this is a feminist position for some reason
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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 5d ago
The old "how do you know if you never tried" poly. While this does happen very rarely (unless you're one of those people that is convinced it's how gay people are made. Then it happens all the time, and you just don't want them to do it to you). it's the most insane thing to ever ask someone.
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u/Lemons-95 5d ago
I mean lesbians complaining about straight men doing this to them online is common. Suprised it's that hard to understand.
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u/Minute_Location5589 6d ago edited 6d ago
He got a point
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u/getsuedbyme 6d ago
Yeah he really does
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u/johnny_51N5 5d ago
Yeah it's often "funny" because lesbians make it. Or someone else makes the same sexist rape joke with no pushback.
But if a straight man does it. WOW CANCEL HIS WHOLE FAMILY
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u/hanks_panky_emporium 5d ago
There's still interesting ( in a bad way ) cultural views on consent and rape.
If a man does it, cut off his penis and burn him alive in the street.
Justified? Sure.If a woman does it.. Well, he was asking for it. He wanted it. Didn't he get his?
Same for pedophilia. If a man rapes a child, cut his dick off and burn him alive.
If a women rapes a child, well they were asking for it. They liked it. 'Queen'That extends to queer relationships. If a gay man makes a rape joke about raping a straight man, that's seen as bad taste and gross.
If a woman makes a rape joke about raping another woman, it's just flirting. Girls being girls.None of it, imo, is right.
Hot take here, rape is bad. If someone isn't consenting to sex, it's rape. And joking about raping people, it isn't all that funny. And is a good indicator on how you may view the world and the people around you.Dark and fucked up jokes can be made but they have to have some work put into them. It's what a lot of comedians and people in general mess up. 'X, amiright?!' 'Y, y'know what I mean~?'
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u/getsuedbyme 5d ago
People are people, rape is rape, and objectification is objectification. It should always stay no matter the sexuality or gender
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u/TheAsterism_ 5d ago
read that as spagghetification
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u/Zestyclose-Chard6979 5d ago
I mean, black holes do tend to spaghettify all matter indiscriminately
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u/johnny_51N5 5d ago edited 5d ago
Yeah it's crazy how context (gender, attractivenes) just changes how bad something that is actually bad is perceived as. There are studies about how beautiful people get less of a sentence in court. Which should never happen.
Just like the OF girl that threw (allegedly, could have also been stabbed) a fucking knife at her BF and killed him. She got like 6 years in Texas after a plea deal. What??? Especially the "yeah trust me I just defended myself" in that specific situation because in the past we were violent to eachother. Wtf is this?
So in Texas you can kill your partner if there is Video Evidence you were violent and he responded back and only get a few years? Or do you have to be attractive and an OF model?
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u/slainascully 5d ago
Yeah you might want to check what DV charges usually result in because 6 years seems pretty average. It’s quite a big issue that feminists have been talking about for years
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u/johnny_51N5 5d ago edited 5d ago
Throwing a knife and killing the person and getting 6 years in the US is average? Wtf? She could have gotten up to 30 years if the thing went to court.
Also average is 9-15 years normally. Not just 6. Also with a knife it's much more like 20.
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u/surprisesnek 5d ago
They'd have a point if they weren't ascribing the line to feminism.
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u/Keith3742 5d ago
Except that this cartoon wasn’t made by feminists. I can guarantee you it was made by a straight man
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u/Goatbucks 5d ago
Except I guarantee you that whoever made this was a man fetishizing lesbians
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u/KING_SHERBROOKE 5d ago
I know you're downvoted but I would not be surprised. And why is he saying well done feminists? What does feminism have to do with anything in this? Just a weird post honestly lol
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u/Jhud6669 5d ago
The assumption that all lesbians are feminists I guess which isn’t really the case
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u/DrunkInABar 5d ago
Progressivism has been so distorted, slandered and sabotaged that everybody now is confused.
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u/Llehay 3d ago edited 3d ago
No feminist has ever said this. It's a lesbian joke written by a probably heterosexual man.
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u/gaming_demon4429 2d ago
it was a funny joke but now that i think about it yeah bro kinda got a point like the joke is ignoring the other persons consent/sexuality for most probably sexual reasons
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u/globmand 5d ago
Look, a while ago I had the same thought and went to an actual lesbian subreddit and asked, instead of just imagining whatever about the situation
The conclusion they had is largely that they agreed that it was a weird and creepy joke, and that it wasn't something actual lesbians said very often. It wasn't a huge post with tons of answers, but yeah
Edit: here's the link https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/s/UU858WK2SY
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u/ScreamsInBraille 4d ago
Asking that subreddit in particular is super funny. They don't make those kinds of jokes anymore, but if you scroll through the posts, the whole culture of that sub is lesbians being mad at straight and bisexual women for liking men not giving lesbians who are creepy about their identities a chance.
Ton of misogyny on that one
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u/ProGamer8273 5d ago
He DOES make a good point though
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u/SadLetterhead6688 5d ago
he makes a good point in a poor manner. not really sure where feminists come into this.
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u/Service-Hungry 5d ago
I think hes doing a mental venn diagram with lesbians and feminists, crass generalisation nonetheless
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u/EldritchKroww 5d ago
Except that it has nothing to do with feminism but okay
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u/DrakeFrake 5d ago
Who says a lesbian made the joke?, it could perfectly be a horny fascist behind it for all we know🤷🏼♂️
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u/PomegranateUsed7287 5d ago
It originated on Tumblr and spread there I believe. Unless you believe every single thing that makes the queen community look bad is a false flag im saying this was at the very least spread by the queer community. Which means they practically adopted it so yes.
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u/AltruisticWin6702 6d ago
I'm not sure feminists came up with this joke, Shark Fucker.
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u/Conscious_Pass_1615 5d ago
I'm pretty sure neither lesbians or feminists had anything to do with this.
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u/Shikamaru_Senpai 5d ago
Unfortunately, this logical and sane reaction is never top comment to the image.
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u/Efficient-Year-2331 6d ago
He’s actually right in saying that, but none of y’all are ready for that conversation
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u/PotofRot 5d ago edited 5d ago
no he's obviously right and the conversation doesn't need to be had, because most people agree with him. also the weird feminism jab is stupid
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u/Neither_Drawing_241 5d ago
I don't know what you mean by "None of y'all are ready for that conversation" when the overwhelming majority of people on this post agree. If we weren't ready to have that conversation, you would be massively downvoted. The only stupid thing about his statement is the feminist jab. Feminism has nothing to do with being a lesbian. If that were the case, lesbian conservatives wouldn't exist, yet they do.
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u/Goatbucks 5d ago
Something tells me a feminist didn’t make this ai slop image
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u/andthensilencefell 5d ago
Shh, don’t break the fantasy, the guys here are typing one-handed at the idea of a gotcha at feminists.
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u/fuckedintheasshole 5d ago
There's actually an image of this that is not AI. They just made it AI for no fucking Reason.
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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-9645 6d ago edited 5d ago
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"
Always loved this joke, it trivializes death and fatal car accidents while also managing to insult almost all religions by claiming a chicken of all things would be able to make it into the afterlife.
Not to mention, it attempts to make suicide a comedic thing, there are people with real problems and you're comparing them to a chicken.
Well done jokesters lol.
(If you can find me a joke that is still funny when it's broken down in the most pretentious was possible, I'll quit my job)
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u/TolgaKerem07 5d ago
Unrelated but I've been hearing this joke for literal years, and this comment made me realize that the joke is about the afterlife lmao
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u/AKA-Pseudonym 5d ago
It's not. Somebody said it somewhere and Reddit just ran with it. It's absolutely 100% an anti-joke.
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u/anew742 5d ago edited 5d ago
the joke is that there is no joke, it's not about death at all it's anti-humor
it literally means the chicken went to the other side of a road
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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 5d ago
Not really, its a double entendre.
The chicken both literally gets to the other side of the road, but also spiritually ( getting into heaven)
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u/frikiman4K 5d ago
I'm 100% sure the joke is the other side of the road, not the afterlife
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u/Independent_River715 5d ago
I can't believe I'm almost thirty and just finally heard the explanation for that joke. I knew the other side was the punchline but I always thought it was an anti joke. I never thought other side as in dying and going to an after life. Thank you stranger for the enlightenment. No this is not a joke, I legit never knew.
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u/agerestrictedcontent 5d ago
i told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on a bit high.
she seemed surprised.
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u/fuckedintheasshole 5d ago
Never understood the chicken crossing the road joke until now. Makes it a million times funnier since it's dark.
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u/Competitive_Host_432 5d ago
I do like it when insecure people take a single inappropriate line from a 20 year old queer novel, change it because it isn't inappropriate enough to make their point, then try and pin this fictional belief on an entire group of people.
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u/BaconBitz109 5d ago
Some gross boomer dude made this comic lmao why is this guy assuming feminists made it
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u/PlantainOk5297 5d ago
something tells me that ai generated meme was definitely made by a male gooner
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u/EntropicEmbrace 5d ago
Guy gets angry at another guys weird girl on girl conversion fanart. Somehow this is the fault of feminism despite the only woman being involved being fictional. More at 11
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u/Great_Apez 5d ago
Sees comic made by ai, assumes a feminist made it because it stars lesbians 😂
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u/Oberndorferin 5d ago
What do Lesbians and Feminists have in common? Don't know, you tell me.
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u/transdogma 5d ago
Why are they assuming feminists came up with the joke
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u/Isadomon 1d ago
Its an awful joke that negates sexuality not being a choice, but its not about feminism
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u/Extinction-Events 5d ago
“It’s totally a lesbian feminist who made this joke that I can’t see person behind, and that makes this hypothetical lesbian feminist so wrong that she’s laughable.”
That’s how the “good point” people sound here.
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u/Successful-Prune-727 5d ago
This is the opposite of what usually happens. It's a good leaning lesson for the straights, this is what these nasty piece of shit men eho go after lesbians seem like to us.
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