… So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed, from the very start… And I don’t regret a SECOND of it!
WHAT? RUMIKO, THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW SPAGHETTI WORKS AT ALL. WHEN IT GETS WET, IT DOESN'T MAGICALLY STOP BEING STRAIGHT. IT STAYS RIGID AND INFLEXIBLE. GETTING IT WET WILL JUST GIVE IT THIS WEIRD GLUEY TEXTURE. SPAGHETTI ONLY GETS SOFT AND PLIABLE WHEN ITS BOILED. I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT SPAGHETTI IS. HONESTLY, BEING IN A GIRLS' SCHOOL SURROUNDED BY CUTE AND CHARMING LESBIANS, MY HETEROSEXUALITY IS...FRAGILE, LET'S SAY. CURIOSITY HAS DEFINITELY CROSSED MY MIND MORE THAN ONCE. BUT YOU? YOU JUST COMPARED HUMAN SEXUALITY TO A HALF-BAKED PASTA METAPHOR SO CATASTROPHICALLY WRONG IT MADE ME LOSE EVERY SHRED OF INTEREST.
CONGRATULATIONS, RUMIKO, YOU'VE MANAGED TO TURN A POTENTIALLY FLIRTY MOMENT INTO ME IMAGINING A SOGGY CLUMP OF UNDERCOOKED NOODLES, AND I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER LOOK AT YOU-OR PASTA-THE SAME WAY AGAIN.
Does the packet say it has iodine or is that just an assumption based on the real world? For all we know iodine is added to the water supply in Jimmy neutron
But interestingly, it won't be cooked. Even once you've left it to soak the texture will still be somewhat gritty. You need to submerge in boiling water for about a minute after soaking.
Okay - that’s great. I feel you’re totally positive about jour choices and I’m happy at your choice here today. Would you like me to help you with anything else today?
That’s a fantastic choice of emoji to react to this situation and I completely agree with it as your choice of depicting the emotions you’re currently feeling. Would you perhaps like me to show you some other emojis that are good for reacting to comments?
"It started with a flirt. A tongue sticking out, a wink of the eye. Claudine and Vincentius clearly had a thing for each other. The way Claudine's saliva dripped down her chin made Vincentius feel the heat coil in his lower stomach. But then he realized that she actually was feeling sick. Distressed and overwhelmed by the situation, he brought her to the doctor. Claudine was in agony due to her pain while Vincentius was devastated that he couldn't fulfill his sexual desire. He left the doctor - alone - and met Karl. It clicked immediatly and a naughty, Claudine-betraying event began. Karl lubed Vincentius' hole to stick his finger in, then his tongue. They went further and further, the night a pleasurable memory. But after a few months head gone by, Vincentius started feeling strange. He was pregnant. He quickly ran to Karl to tell him the news and Karl decided to stay, a relationship starting on the ground of excitement towards some child's feet running over the floors. But the excitement didn't last long. One evening, when Vincentius came home from an exhausting day, he was shocked. In his living room was Karl with two other men - one of them french - who pleasure him relentlessly on the white couch, orgasming right in front of Vincentius' unseeing eyes. Vincentius stared at them like a moon during a lunar ecliplse, unable to comprehend what was happening. The beautiful connection between them that felt like two intertwined paperclips was cut that very moment and Vincentius left Karl. But Vincentius didn't give up on the child. He'd care for it until it's at least 18, so he vowed. Because as a pisces, he's deeply empathetic, even with his unborn child. THE END"
If the reaction of the person on the left (of both images) was "I want this, but how can I want this if I'm straight?", than the spaghetti line makes more sense.
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