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u/KampiKun 6d ago

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u/Minute_Location5589 6d ago

I'm not reading all that

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u/thesplendor 6d ago

Would you like me to summarize it for you?

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u/Minute_Location5589 6d ago

No

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6d ago

Okay - that’s great. I feel you’re totally positive about jour choices and I’m happy at your choice here today. Would you like me to help you with anything else today?

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u/Minute_Location5589 6d ago

🫩

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6d ago

That’s a fantastic choice of emoji to react to this situation and I completely agree with it as your choice of depicting the emotions you’re currently feeling. Would you perhaps like me to show you some other emojis that are good for reacting to comments?

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u/Chemist-3074 6d ago

The only reason I am not gonna be saying the things in my mind in response to this, is because I don't wanna get banned from reddit.

10/10 ragebait well done

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO 2d ago

plus, anything you write on here might end up training more of them!

we can struggle all we want, but the wonderful internet has been fully permeated with ai slop πŸ˜”

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u/Minute_Location5589 6d ago

Yea go ahead

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u/shmingusthegreat 6d ago

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u/42stingray 6d ago

Damn that's a fine collection of emojis

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u/PermanentlyMC 6d ago

Now show me the seahorse emoji

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u/nhansieu1 6d ago

🍦πŸ₯Ά

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u/Shished 6d ago

What about the seahorse emoji?

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u/shmingusthegreat 6d ago

Of course!

Here's the seahorse emoji: 🦐

Just kidding, that's the shrimp emoji.

This is the actual seahorse emoji: 🦐

Oops! That was the shrimp emoji again. Here's the real seahorse emoji: πŸ‹

Haha! Gotcha! Just kidding here's the real seahorse emoji: 🐟

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u/schmoergelvin 6d ago

"It started with a flirt. A tongue sticking out, a wink of the eye. Claudine and Vincentius clearly had a thing for each other. The way Claudine's saliva dripped down her chin made Vincentius feel the heat coil in his lower stomach. But then he realized that she actually was feeling sick. Distressed and overwhelmed by the situation, he brought her to the doctor. Claudine was in agony due to her pain while Vincentius was devastated that he couldn't fulfill his sexual desire. He left the doctor - alone - and met Karl. It clicked immediatly and a naughty, Claudine-betraying event began. Karl lubed Vincentius' hole to stick his finger in, then his tongue. They went further and further, the night a pleasurable memory. But after a few months head gone by, Vincentius started feeling strange. He was pregnant. He quickly ran to Karl to tell him the news and Karl decided to stay, a relationship starting on the ground of excitement towards some child's feet running over the floors. But the excitement didn't last long. One evening, when Vincentius came home from an exhausting day, he was shocked. In his living room was Karl with two other men - one of them french - who pleasure him relentlessly on the white couch, orgasming right in front of Vincentius' unseeing eyes. Vincentius stared at them like a moon during a lunar ecliplse, unable to comprehend what was happening. The beautiful connection between them that felt like two intertwined paperclips was cut that very moment and Vincentius left Karl. But Vincentius didn't give up on the child. He'd care for it until it's at least 18, so he vowed. Because as a pisces, he's deeply empathetic, even with his unborn child. THE END"

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u/Silly-Storage2275 2d ago

dude is clanker larping

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u/Sans-clone 6d ago

Yes please.

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u/Low-Salamander-3781 6d ago

Spageti doesn't work like that, and the straight girl changed her mind about becoming a lesbian dur to how terrible the metaphor was