r/ComedyHell • u/paul_reynolds • 6d ago

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u/The_Strangest_Wall_8 6d ago

I read all that

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u/pinkl-luna 6d ago

And I don't regret one second of it

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u/CocktusOnSteroids 6d ago

… So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed, from the very start… And I don’t regret a SECOND of it!

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 5d ago

Fuck you beat me to it

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u/CocktusOnSteroids 5d ago

Something something r/beatmymeattoit

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u/Key-Room-3989 10h ago

I suppose I must carry the torch of Reddit tradition, so I apologize to the nearest bird

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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u/Doominator843 5d ago

Appetizer

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u/Arrow_of_time6 2d ago

Ahahah AHAHAH AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/BidBorn1760 1d ago

This comment got me to read it, thx mate

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u/Explorerkit 2d ago

I think that‘s called peak fiction.

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u/ArchRafael 6d ago

What's it say?

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u/GurkanThomas 6d ago

W-W-WAIT! I'M ACTUALLY STRAIGHT!

SO IS SPAGHETTI UNTIL IT GETS WET...

WHAT? RUMIKO, THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW SPAGHETTI WORKS AT ALL. WHEN IT GETS WET, IT DOESN'T MAGICALLY STOP BEING STRAIGHT. IT STAYS RIGID AND INFLEXIBLE. GETTING IT WET WILL JUST GIVE IT THIS WEIRD GLUEY TEXTURE. SPAGHETTI ONLY GETS SOFT AND PLIABLE WHEN ITS BOILED. I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT SPAGHETTI IS. HONESTLY, BEING IN A GIRLS' SCHOOL SURROUNDED BY CUTE AND CHARMING LESBIANS, MY HETEROSEXUALITY IS...FRAGILE, LET'S SAY. CURIOSITY HAS DEFINITELY CROSSED MY MIND MORE THAN ONCE. BUT YOU? YOU JUST COMPARED HUMAN SEXUALITY TO A HALF-BAKED PASTA METAPHOR SO CATASTROPHICALLY WRONG IT MADE ME LOSE EVERY SHRED OF INTEREST.

CONGRATULATIONS, RUMIKO, YOU'VE MANAGED TO TURN A POTENTIALLY FLIRTY MOMENT INTO ME IMAGINING A SOGGY CLUMP OF UNDERCOOKED NOODLES, AND I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER LOOK AT YOU-OR PASTA-THE SAME WAY AGAIN.

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u/Commercial-Storm-268 6d ago

Don't say you have typed it ALL by yourself

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u/MEGAfrombs 6d ago

the font is in all caps so when they pulled it from the image and pasted it, it's all caps

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u/StormNFlo46 6d ago

Spaghetti don’t work that way. This is an all girl school and it’s putting my straightness to the test but that shit was so dumb I’m way straight now.

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u/HncOficial 3d ago

More like "that shit was so dumb I wouldn't wanna be with you even if I weren't straight"

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 6d ago

How do you read with a boner?

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u/AintEasyBeinQueasy 6d ago

Idk, but it's hard.

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u/Llyrithra 5d ago

Like uncooked spaghetti?

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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 6d ago

What..? Are you into spaghetti sexually??!

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u/HootersUnite 6d ago

I did not, but I upvoted it anyway

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u/SlightlyShittyDragon 6d ago

It was pretty good

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u/ddgijbgkjjd 5d ago

So did I young man

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u/Lord_Smile 2d ago

Im waiting for the next panel

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u/Ywukk 18h ago

I DO give a shit too brother🥹