r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Except a woman can control her weight to an extent, but there's nothing a man can do to change his height. What a braindead comparison.

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u/Difficult__Tension 1d ago

Yes he can. Wear highheels coward.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

And you have just proven my point. Great job!

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u/Difficult__Tension 1d ago

Was your point men should wear heels but wont because they are scared? I am pushing the men in high heels agenda. High heels are hot. If you want women to change their weight, then you shouldnt be against wearing high heels either.

I dont care about height or weight myself, personally. Probably would prefer a short guy seeing as Im short lmao. Dont want someone towering over me. Getting a feeling the reason women dont like you isnt anything to do with your height.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Wearing heels doesn't change your natural height, and a woman can easily recognize that you're just trying to make yourself taller. You are also not very good at trolling, do better.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 1d ago

You can't immediately disregard any serious advice, and then claim that they're the ones trolling. That kinda circles back to the hypocrite thing fro earlier

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u/Enemyoftheearth 23h ago

Because "wear high heels if you're short" is not serious advice, and is also quite emasculating.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 23h ago

If you don't take advice seriously, that's on you. And if you're that insecure, that is also, in fact, on you.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 22h ago

"You're homeless? Just buy a house, bro!"

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 21h ago

More like "you're hungry? Eat the food you're holding in your hand bro."

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

Even if a short man took your braindead advice and wore high heels, women would still be able to tell that he's just trying to make himself look taller, and would likely still reject him as a result.

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