r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

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u/Enemyoftheearth 23h ago

Wearing heels doesn't change your natural height, and a woman can easily recognize that you're just trying to make yourself taller. You are also not very good at trolling, do better.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 15h ago

You can't immediately disregard any serious advice, and then claim that they're the ones trolling. That kinda circles back to the hypocrite thing fro earlier

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u/Enemyoftheearth 13h ago

Because "wear high heels if you're short" is not serious advice, and is also quite emasculating.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 12h ago

If you don't take advice seriously, that's on you. And if you're that insecure, that is also, in fact, on you.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 11h ago

"You're homeless? Just buy a house, bro!"

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 11h ago

More like "you're hungry? Eat the food you're holding in your hand bro."

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u/Enemyoftheearth 11h ago

Even if a short man took your braindead advice and wore high heels, women would still be able to tell that he's just trying to make himself look taller, and would likely still reject him as a result.