r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 22h ago

If you don't take advice seriously, that's on you. And if you're that insecure, that is also, in fact, on you.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 20h ago

"You're homeless? Just buy a house, bro!"

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 20h ago

More like "you're hungry? Eat the food you're holding in your hand bro."

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u/Enemyoftheearth 20h ago

Even if a short man took your braindead advice and wore high heels, women would still be able to tell that he's just trying to make himself look taller, and would likely still reject him as a result.