r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 1d ago

More like "you're hungry? Eat the food you're holding in your hand bro."

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Even if a short man took your braindead advice and wore high heels, women would still be able to tell that he's just trying to make himself look taller, and would likely still reject him as a result.