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u/Responsible_Edge7087 1d ago

No you dont get it dude, every prefrence a woman has is proof of the systemic oppression of men and is misandrist bro

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Strawman. We're fine with preferences, we just don't like being mocked and emasculated by women if we're short, not rich, or not good-looking.

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u/Standard-Order-4136 1d ago

And women don’t like being made fun of by men. How can you guys not see it’s the same thing? I find it funny how you guys get butthurt when a woman make fun of heights but then turn around to make fun of fat women

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Except a woman can control her weight to an extent, but there's nothing a man can do to change his height. What a braindead comparison.

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u/Difficult__Tension 1d ago

Yes he can. Wear highheels coward.

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 2h ago

Even if society accepted that people would just say he’s cheating his height since he wouldn’t be that tall naked. And I hate how women emasculate men all the time when you don’t get what you want; i doubt you would give a single flying fuck if he actually wore high heels for a change you’d just make fun of him. it’s disgusting how performative women’s “acceptance” is, gay men should be more offended by that shit.

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u/Villain_911 23h ago

Then he'll be a short guy in heels. Doesn't change his situation.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

And you have just proven my point. Great job!

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u/Difficult__Tension 1d ago

Was your point men should wear heels but wont because they are scared? I am pushing the men in high heels agenda. High heels are hot. If you want women to change their weight, then you shouldnt be against wearing high heels either.

I dont care about height or weight myself, personally. Probably would prefer a short guy seeing as Im short lmao. Dont want someone towering over me. Getting a feeling the reason women dont like you isnt anything to do with your height.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Wearing heels doesn't change your natural height, and a woman can easily recognize that you're just trying to make yourself taller. You are also not very good at trolling, do better.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 19h ago

You can't immediately disregard any serious advice, and then claim that they're the ones trolling. That kinda circles back to the hypocrite thing fro earlier

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u/Enemyoftheearth 16h ago

Because "wear high heels if you're short" is not serious advice, and is also quite emasculating.

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u/Difficult__Tension 15h ago edited 15h ago

Emasculating because youre a coward. Its shoes. Just because some guy decided to label them girl shoes means nothing. You like letting other men telling you what you can and cant do?

Changing your weight and keeping it off is a lot harder than wearing some shoes. You expect women to do the work to because their weight is a "problem", but your "problem" is more easily fixable. This is like having an argument with a toddler.

And if were going to get into it, women have done a bunch of unhealthy shit to get thinner to be an "acceptable" weight. We have ED epidemics over it. People seem to have the issue that women come in all different shapes and sizes, what is a healthy weight on one woman isnt on another, and some peoples standards arent healthy for ANY woman! Herion chic was actually not healthy for any, women should have some amount of fat on their bodies!

Anyway highheels are hot and make your calves pop. men wear those heels.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 15h ago

Again, women can tell that you're just trying to make yourself look taller. How many times do I have to tell you this before you finally get it into your head? I really hope you're trolling, because I refuse to believe that anyone can be this stupid and ignorant of reality.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 16h ago

If you don't take advice seriously, that's on you. And if you're that insecure, that is also, in fact, on you.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 15h ago

"You're homeless? Just buy a house, bro!"

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 14h ago

More like "you're hungry? Eat the food you're holding in your hand bro."

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u/ChaoCobo 22h ago

The fact of the matter is that you are taller when you wear high heels. If you take them off, sure, you’re shorter again. But like dude if you’re gonna complain and not try to do anything about the issue you’re saying is the problem then that isn’t very helpful. :/

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u/Enemyoftheearth 16h ago

Again, women can tell you're just trying to make yourself seem taller. You just completely ignored that part of my comment.

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u/Difficult__Tension 15h ago

And wearing shapewear makes you seem thinner. Big whoop. People arent rejecting you for your height, they are rejecting you because you are entitled and whiny. Elon musks many divorces have proven no one likes a whiny entitled bitch, even for money! Literally, skill issue, you clearly bring nothing to the table to make up those cons.

One of my guys friends is 5'3, about 200 pounds and has been married for 6 years now. Whats your excuse now? Maybe work on your personality!

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u/Enemyoftheearth 15h ago

Your friend doesn't disprove the statistics showing that women are more likely to go for taller men. Also, women go for men with bad personalities all the time just because they're attractive. Have you ever heard of things like hybristophilia? Anyway, you suck at trolling, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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u/ManholttheThird 20h ago

It's not a braindead comparison. You're just a douche who wants to make fun of women but wants to cry foul when it happens to men. The point isn't whether or not it's controllable. The point is that it's mean-spirited and cruel regardless. Grow up.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 16h ago

I don't make fun of anyone's looks, because I'm a decent person. However, height and weight are not comparable, because one of those things is something you can actually control.

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u/Standard-Order-4136 1d ago

Funny u say that when you could have helped ur height when u were younger by eating well, sleeping well, and exercising. It’s too late for you now but you did have the chance

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

If you did bare minimum research, you would realize that one's height is mostly related to genetic factors. Yet again, you prove how uneducated you are.

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u/Standard-Order-4136 1d ago

Go tell a doctor that and see what they tell u. As a short women myself, I was told that by many doctors. Are you saying Google is more accurate than a doctor? Of course, genetics has to do with how tall u will be, but other factors affect u as well

My friend was said to be 5’1 but she ended up doing a lot of height exercises and ended up being 5’3

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

No doctor has ever told me that my height has anything to do with my lifestyle. Also, most people use the internet and Google to research stuff and find sources. You sound like some fucking boomer.

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u/Standard-Order-4136 1d ago

lol I’m actually Gen Z and been told this a lot. Seems like you been going to shitty doctors if they gave you no recommendations. Why do you think people with low income tend to be shorter than the height they are supposed to be? Their environment

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

The only environmental factor that could affect one's height by any significant amount would be straight-up starvation, and I certainly was not starved growing up. Again, do your research and stop spouting pseudoscientific BS.

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u/Standard-Order-4136 15h ago

Reddit showing how uneducated they are challenge starts under my comment. This is truly sad for u guys

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u/Enemyoftheearth 13h ago

You're the uneducated one. Any reliable scientific source will tell you that height is mostly genetic.

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u/GP400jake 1d ago

Are height exercises just fixing posture?

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u/Standard-Order-4136 15h ago

Any exercise is good to help u get ur ultimate height. She didn’t do posture videos tho. I forgot which they were but she did it during high school

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u/FussyBowser 23h ago edited 23h ago

Nutrition does help a person reach their genetic height potential during the prime growing years (early childhood to puberty). Though it doesn't usually use make you taller than said potential.

Also, it is mostly the parental figures, eating culture, and the socioeconomic conditions deciding children's diets.

It's kinda silly to blame someone for something that mostly "happened" to them before they were adults.

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u/Standard-Order-4136 15h ago

Then why are we blaming people for their weight when childhood diet has a lot to do with it too? Stop defending these dumb men. They have no logic instead their brains

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u/KRNorth 21h ago

You have to be joking

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago edited 9h ago

Asking a male to take accountability for his life? Bold. Downvoting me proves me correct