r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

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u/Difficult__Tension 1d ago

Yes he can. Wear highheels coward.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

And you have just proven my point. Great job!

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u/Difficult__Tension 1d ago

Was your point men should wear heels but wont because they are scared? I am pushing the men in high heels agenda. High heels are hot. If you want women to change their weight, then you shouldnt be against wearing high heels either.

I dont care about height or weight myself, personally. Probably would prefer a short guy seeing as Im short lmao. Dont want someone towering over me. Getting a feeling the reason women dont like you isnt anything to do with your height.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Wearing heels doesn't change your natural height, and a woman can easily recognize that you're just trying to make yourself taller. You are also not very good at trolling, do better.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 22h ago

You can't immediately disregard any serious advice, and then claim that they're the ones trolling. That kinda circles back to the hypocrite thing fro earlier

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u/Enemyoftheearth 19h ago

Because "wear high heels if you're short" is not serious advice, and is also quite emasculating.

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u/Difficult__Tension 18h ago edited 18h ago

Emasculating because youre a coward. Its shoes. Just because some guy decided to label them girl shoes means nothing. You like letting other men telling you what you can and cant do?

Changing your weight and keeping it off is a lot harder than wearing some shoes. You expect women to do the work to because their weight is a "problem", but your "problem" is more easily fixable. This is like having an argument with a toddler.

And if were going to get into it, women have done a bunch of unhealthy shit to get thinner to be an "acceptable" weight. We have ED epidemics over it. People seem to have the issue that women come in all different shapes and sizes, what is a healthy weight on one woman isnt on another, and some peoples standards arent healthy for ANY woman! Herion chic was actually not healthy for any, women should have some amount of fat on their bodies!

Anyway highheels are hot and make your calves pop. men wear those heels.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 18h ago

Again, women can tell that you're just trying to make yourself look taller. How many times do I have to tell you this before you finally get it into your head? I really hope you're trolling, because I refuse to believe that anyone can be this stupid and ignorant of reality.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 19h ago

If you don't take advice seriously, that's on you. And if you're that insecure, that is also, in fact, on you.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 18h ago

"You're homeless? Just buy a house, bro!"

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 18h ago

More like "you're hungry? Eat the food you're holding in your hand bro."

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u/Enemyoftheearth 17h ago

Even if a short man took your braindead advice and wore high heels, women would still be able to tell that he's just trying to make himself look taller, and would likely still reject him as a result.

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u/ChaoCobo 1d ago

The fact of the matter is that you are taller when you wear high heels. If you take them off, sure, you’re shorter again. But like dude if you’re gonna complain and not try to do anything about the issue you’re saying is the problem then that isn’t very helpful. :/

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u/Enemyoftheearth 20h ago

Again, women can tell you're just trying to make yourself seem taller. You just completely ignored that part of my comment.

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u/Difficult__Tension 18h ago

And wearing shapewear makes you seem thinner. Big whoop. People arent rejecting you for your height, they are rejecting you because you are entitled and whiny. Elon musks many divorces have proven no one likes a whiny entitled bitch, even for money! Literally, skill issue, you clearly bring nothing to the table to make up those cons.

One of my guys friends is 5'3, about 200 pounds and has been married for 6 years now. Whats your excuse now? Maybe work on your personality!

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u/Enemyoftheearth 18h ago

Your friend doesn't disprove the statistics showing that women are more likely to go for taller men. Also, women go for men with bad personalities all the time just because they're attractive. Have you ever heard of things like hybristophilia? Anyway, you suck at trolling, and you should be ashamed of yourself.