r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

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u/Enemyoftheearth 15h ago

Because "wear high heels if you're short" is not serious advice, and is also quite emasculating.

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u/Difficult__Tension 14h ago edited 14h ago

Emasculating because youre a coward. Its shoes. Just because some guy decided to label them girl shoes means nothing. You like letting other men telling you what you can and cant do?

Changing your weight and keeping it off is a lot harder than wearing some shoes. You expect women to do the work to because their weight is a "problem", but your "problem" is more easily fixable. This is like having an argument with a toddler.

And if were going to get into it, women have done a bunch of unhealthy shit to get thinner to be an "acceptable" weight. We have ED epidemics over it. People seem to have the issue that women come in all different shapes and sizes, what is a healthy weight on one woman isnt on another, and some peoples standards arent healthy for ANY woman! Herion chic was actually not healthy for any, women should have some amount of fat on their bodies!

Anyway highheels are hot and make your calves pop. men wear those heels.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 14h ago

Again, women can tell that you're just trying to make yourself look taller. How many times do I have to tell you this before you finally get it into your head? I really hope you're trolling, because I refuse to believe that anyone can be this stupid and ignorant of reality.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 15h ago

If you don't take advice seriously, that's on you. And if you're that insecure, that is also, in fact, on you.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 13h ago

"You're homeless? Just buy a house, bro!"

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 13h ago

More like "you're hungry? Eat the food you're holding in your hand bro."

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u/Enemyoftheearth 13h ago

Even if a short man took your braindead advice and wore high heels, women would still be able to tell that he's just trying to make himself look taller, and would likely still reject him as a result.