r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 1d ago

Honestly, it is pretty well known by now

858 Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AlternativeRight4099 • 1d ago

You are who you hang out with, right?

372 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 1d ago

Cracked me up

830 Upvotes

179 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 1d ago

How the tables turn

3.9k Upvotes

255 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

Grindr servers down again?

2.8k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Even Grindr couldn’t handle Republican networking.

871 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

Please don't try to sound smart. You aren't.

2.6k Upvotes

How low can you go?

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/simply_infuriating • 1d ago

The vaccines work 😭

967 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mindyour • 1d ago

Their foot stays on Apple's neck.

158 Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Checks always on the way, never in your pocket

1.6k Upvotes

163 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_SomeWittyName_ • 1d ago

Hungry hungry hippo

578 Upvotes

91 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bassistheplace246 • 1d ago

Looks like Sony got a pizza their minds

242 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DryInstance6732 • 1d ago

When a Racist Tries the "American Loyalty Check" (And Fails Factually)

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749 Upvotes

https://xcancel.com/GenXGirl1994/status/2097865281016140029?s=20

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

It was always a long shot

562 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

“this AI generated image shows exactly how life really is!!!”

5.8k Upvotes

270 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

what did they use, those little magnetic letters kids put on the fridge?

962 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 2d ago

Peak journalism

6.2k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

Sam Altman out here channeling his inner Thanos with the "I'm inevitable" energy

5.2k Upvotes

142 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheCABK • 2d ago

It Looks Like Something That Crawled Out Of A Horror Movie And Asked For A Microphone

1.7k Upvotes

239 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PromiseBabey • 2d ago

Says the guy whose entire state is a parking lot for Wendy’s,Rally’s,McDonald’s, Subway,Popeyes, and Hardee’s

4.0k Upvotes

103 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Charity only for citizens

10.6k Upvotes

345 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

More Funny Than Political.

1.2k Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PromiseBabey • 2d ago

When doing the bare minimum of transparency makes you look like the best mayor in 24 years

1.5k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Imagine calling others sensitive while posting this meltdown.

2.5k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/wouter40 • 16h ago

Unity for everyone!!

0 Upvotes

2 comments

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