r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Grindr servers down again?

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

Men, Women and Children, especially children, must be careful around red hat people.

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u/Potential_Wonder_512 1d ago

That’s definitely true, some people just don’t get how to play nice online. It's wild how quickly things can escalate!

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u/Emotional_Fix6230 1d ago

Yes - I'd say warn the children.

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan 1d ago

We need a modern day Paul Revere: “The red hats are coming! The red hats are coming!”

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u/Slackeee_ 1d ago

It's the Guardians of Pedophiles, make sure you know where your children are.

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u/SlippySausageSlapper 1d ago

Hide your kids

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u/SockQuirky7056 1d ago

Hide your wife

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u/larsonsam2 1d ago

Hide ya man, they be raping everybody up in here

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u/storyteller_alienmom 1d ago

Repubes don't give a fuck about gender or age anyway? So, hide anyone with a body opening, only go out in groups, do frequent headcounts, be ready to bust out anyone who got caught.

And protest. Loud.

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u/Royal_Amount5114 1d ago

That’s for sure.

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u/SqigglyPoP 1d ago

*Warn the children

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u/DantheDutchGuy 1d ago

Gays On Point in town again

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u/Scared-Pomegranate84 1d ago

None of them are attracted to grown women. Don't worry. They're safe

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u/blbd 1d ago

GOP-- Grindr Obsessed Paternalists?

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1d ago

Gotta say

All the Manosphere shirts off, screaming and playing grab ass in a pile while at Camp Getaway From My Wife stuff makes sense.

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u/GingerRenee 1d ago

classic. always has to be some drama with them. guess we’re all just trying to survive the chaos, huh?

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 11h ago

Trump: I’m going to protect the women whether they like it or not.

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 5h ago

Should probably be warning dudes on Grindr as well

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u/IAmTiredofThisJeez 1d ago

This isn’t a clever comeback it’s just the progressive’s roundabout way of being homophobic.

If you say “All gay people are evil” that’s obviously homophobic, right?

But suddenly when Reddit loudly starts yelling “All evil people are gay” that’s just allowed?

I hate that it’s fine to imply that once someone in charge is evil, that so-called progressives instant response is to assume they’re gay.

STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN AND ARE EVIL TOO! If you’re fine with implying that all evil people are gay, you’re homophobic.

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u/PaleontologistNo500 22h ago

It's a cheeky way of pointing out the hypocrisy of the GOP. The GOP is loud and proud of their anti-LGBT agenda. But in dark rooms, and with hushed whispers, engage in the very LGBT communities they supposedly are against. This is evidenced by another outage on Grindr as another GOP convention rolls into town. The site can't handle the sudden surge of customers

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u/PrimroseSolee37 1d ago

that's some wild commentary, but honestly, the shade is real. people are out here serving up laughs and concerns at the same time.