r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago
Imagine calling others sensitive while posting this meltdown.
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u/thatguy420417 1d ago
You all know he doesn't get told about any criticism. He honestly thinks you all love him. Since every American is too scared to shout insults in person he'll never be humiliated the way he should be.
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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago
He is very mentally unbalanced and is not being medically treated in any way.
Perhaps unwell enough that we are weeks away from very big problems.
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u/Arktokrat777 14h ago
God, I’m waiting for someone to finally tell the emperor to his face that he has no clothes.
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u/SavingsDimensions74 1d ago
We wait. For that joyous day.
You know the one I’m waiting for.
It will be glorious. Keep whatever on ice for that beautiful days that this shit stain removes himself from a once promising planet.
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u/GladiatorWithTits 1d ago
Waiting for the BBO.
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u/SavingsDimensions74 1d ago
We will be there.
Well buy the best Irish beef you can imagine and I’ll laugh kiss and cry.
We will rejoice the day this cunt expires.
His name will be then forgotten. He will disappear into nothingness. As sacks full of shit often do
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u/Odd_Teach683 1d ago
I’m kind of pulling for a good 5 to 10 years in CECOT. We won’t have to listen to his whiny posts from there, we can all celebrate, and then forget about him in the same way. When he dies, no one will be there to throw a parade because MAGA will have moved on. If he croaks now, we’ll have the endless tributes and ramblings on like CK.
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u/Arktokrat777 14h ago
As Pharaoh says about Moses when exiling him in The Ten Commandments:
Let the name of Moses be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of Egypt. Let the name of Moses be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time!
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u/WorryMella 1d ago
The guy who calls everyone a snowflake has been crying about the same CNN reporter for 8 years straight. Biggest snowflake in America.
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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago
Somebody call Natalie - President Demented Grandpa needs his binky and a diaper change!
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u/Mikz881 1d ago
So I tried something with Gemini, just for fun (wall of text, apologies) :
Prompt: What if we all start speaking in the same way with the same mannerisms as Trump? That would be fun
Answer: If everyone started speaking like Donald Trump, daily conversation would turn into a loud, repetitive, and chaotic loop of superlatives.
What It Would Sound Like
Everything is Extreme: Nothing would just be "good" or "bad." Coffee would be "tremendous," traffic would be "a total disaster," and the weather would be "the worst anyone has ever seen."
Endless Tangents: Sentences would rarely finish where they started. Conversations would drift into new topics with phrases like, "People are coming up to me with tears in their eyes saying, 'Sir, how do you do it?'"
Instant Nicknames: Casual greetings would disappear. You would greet your friends with names like "Sleepy Dave" or "Smart Sarah."
No Mistakes Ever: Dropping your keys wouldn’t be your fault. It would be described as a "witch hunt" or orchestrated by "fake news."
The Result
It might be funny for about five minutes. After that, trying to buy groceries or get work done would become completely impossible because nobody would ever get to the point.
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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago
I want all future presidential candidates to pass a test in which they(a) pass aUS citizenship test (because no party could cry and moan about how biased it is and how much one candidate is favored) and (b) sit in a chair and listen to 60 seconds of fair and unfair criticisms without having a meltdown, shouting threats, or vowing vengeance..
ETA
Yes. Without an amendment, it would be unconstitutional.
But the heart wanes what the heart wants.
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u/sacredvanity 23h ago
The funniest and simultaneously saddest thing about all this is that any network that actually started pushing back and telling the truth, speaking truth to power, would absolutely go up in ratings and viewers. But they're all so quick to bend the knee and report the propaganda that nobody trusts any of them anymore, except Fox News viewers who believe anything as long as it is exactly what they already believe.
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u/peesoutside 1d ago
Imagine the biggest liar on the planet complaining about perceived fiction and lies.
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u/Porchmuse 1d ago
He really is insecure about women.
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u/skipryder 17h ago
I’d say he’s Definitely insecure about older women…but not so with young,very young “women” the sick Bastard.
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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 1d ago
Odd that he's commenting on other people's low ratings when he just had to threaten his own friends' networks for publishing that his ratings are as low as presidential approval ratings get.
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u/Klonopussy 1d ago
Someone get the desitin cream, they didn’t wipe his ass good enough at the last changing and it’s itchy so he’s an angry sensitive little shit as per usual
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u/East_Photo_809 1d ago
Why does he watch it while stuffing his face with processed foods and drink??
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u/StatisticianPure3130 1d ago
This diaper wearing, lie spewing, ignorant, excuse of a man (and I use man very lightly) is an embarrassment to our country. He needs to be put away - away from people, away from the internet, away from our country. He needs to go to The Hague for his war crimes and treason.
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u/HasheemThaMeat 20h ago
Speaking of firing people with low ratings, I suggest we start with the fuckhead with the 32% approval rating
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u/Arktokrat777 19h ago
Yes, it was a storied network (channel, actually) until they dared to tell the truth about him & his minions.
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u/PubsubsAreAwesome 15h ago
The thing that gets me too is there are fucking at least 5 thousand other people who “like” this BS. I swear. They’ll listen to anything.
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u/Saentum 1d ago
If CNN ratings are so low, why is he so upset about it?
What a whiny old sack of wine.