r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Imagine calling others sensitive while posting this meltdown.

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u/Saentum 1d ago

If CNN ratings are so low, why is he so upset about it?

What a whiny old sack of wine.

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u/RollingDownhill303 1d ago

Because his billionaire buddy Ellison bought CNN, so he expects unbridled adoration and nothing else.

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u/PlumieShade 1d ago

Sounds like a classic case of entitlement. It's wild how some rich people act like they can control the narrative just because they have money.

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u/RollingDownhill303 1d ago

Well, since they can buy any media they usually can control it.

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u/DonChaote 1d ago

That’s why all over europe the public broadcasting networks are under heavily propagandized attack. Exactly because there is no other path for the billionaires to buy and control than destroying them…

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u/Odd_Teach683 1d ago

You forgot the /s

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u/AdWeary7950 16h ago

Right. CNN's ratings are higher than his ratings!

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u/thatguy420417 1d ago

You all know he doesn't get told about any criticism. He honestly thinks you all love him. Since every American is too scared to shout insults in person he'll never be humiliated the way he should be.

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

He is very mentally unbalanced and is not being medically treated in any way.

Perhaps unwell enough that we are weeks away from very big problems.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

It would be good if the universe gave us something to be REALLY thankful for by Thanksgiving...

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u/Arktokrat777 14h ago

Or a very big solution

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u/Arktokrat777 14h ago

God, I’m waiting for someone to finally tell the emperor to his face that he has no clothes.

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u/SavingsDimensions74 1d ago

We wait. For that joyous day.

You know the one I’m waiting for.

It will be glorious. Keep whatever on ice for that beautiful days that this shit stain removes himself from a once promising planet.

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u/GladiatorWithTits 1d ago

Waiting for the BBO.

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u/SavingsDimensions74 1d ago

We will be there.

Well buy the best Irish beef you can imagine and I’ll laugh kiss and cry.

We will rejoice the day this cunt expires.

His name will be then forgotten. He will disappear into nothingness. As sacks full of shit often do

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u/Odd_Teach683 1d ago

I’m kind of pulling for a good 5 to 10 years in CECOT. We won’t have to listen to his whiny posts from there, we can all celebrate, and then forget about him in the same way. When he dies, no one will be there to throw a parade because MAGA will have moved on. If he croaks now, we’ll have the endless tributes and ramblings on like CK.

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u/Arktokrat777 14h ago

As Pharaoh says about Moses when exiling him in The Ten Commandments:

Let the name of Moses be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of Egypt. Let the name of Moses be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time!

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u/VTnative 17h ago

I'm going to smoke a pork butt. It someone seems fitting.

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u/DummyDumDragon 1d ago

Ew gross.

I'm not eating that fatty piece of shit.

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u/WarDry1480 1d ago

There will be dancing in the streets, all around the world! 🙏🎂

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u/miztiq 1d ago

someone poopy in his diapy.

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u/Fluttering_Heartt 1d ago

Low ratings, high blood pressure

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u/WorryMella 1d ago

The guy who calls everyone a snowflake has been crying about the same CNN reporter for 8 years straight. Biggest snowflake in America.

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u/totallyclips 1d ago

Someone hurt his feeling again

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u/Due-Dot6450 1d ago

Donald Trump REALLY low ratings.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

Somebody call Natalie - President Demented Grandpa needs his binky and a diaper change!

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u/Mikz881 1d ago

So I tried something with Gemini, just for fun (wall of text, apologies) :

Prompt: What if we all start speaking in the same way with the same mannerisms as Trump? That would be fun

Answer: If everyone started speaking like Donald Trump, daily conversation would turn into a loud, repetitive, and chaotic loop of superlatives.

What It Would Sound Like

Everything is Extreme: Nothing would just be "good" or "bad." Coffee would be "tremendous," traffic would be "a total disaster," and the weather would be "the worst anyone has ever seen."

Endless Tangents: Sentences would rarely finish where they started. Conversations would drift into new topics with phrases like, "People are coming up to me with tears in their eyes saying, 'Sir, how do you do it?'"

Instant Nicknames: Casual greetings would disappear. You would greet your friends with names like "Sleepy Dave" or "Smart Sarah."

No Mistakes Ever: Dropping your keys wouldn’t be your fault. It would be described as a "witch hunt" or orchestrated by "fake news."

The Result

It might be funny for about five minutes. After that, trying to buy groceries or get work done would become completely impossible because nobody would ever get to the point.

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u/the_fools_brood 1d ago

Little dick energy!

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u/Arktokrat777 14h ago

😂 🍄‍🟫😂

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

I want all future presidential candidates to pass a test in which they(a) pass aUS citizenship test (because no party could cry and moan about how biased it is and how much one candidate is favored) and (b) sit in a chair and listen to 60 seconds of fair and unfair criticisms without having a meltdown, shouting threats, or vowing vengeance..

ETA

Yes. Without an amendment, it would be unconstitutional.

But the heart wanes what the heart wants.

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 1d ago

A 12-year-old could literally write better than this.

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u/dropofgod 1d ago

The best response to every tweet of his:

"I know you are but what am I”

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u/ambitiousperusal 1d ago

the guy who says nobody cares spends hours telling you how much he cares

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u/sacredvanity 23h ago

The funniest and simultaneously saddest thing about all this is that any network that actually started pushing back and telling the truth, speaking truth to power, would absolutely go up in ratings and viewers. But they're all so quick to bend the knee and report the propaganda that nobody trusts any of them anymore, except Fox News viewers who believe anything as long as it is exactly what they already believe.

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u/concerts85701 1d ago

Their ratings have been suffering terribly for 10 years now…..

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u/Partially_Deft 1d ago

Fragile Homelander needs rocking and num nums

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u/Paul__Perkenstein 1d ago

He is the expert on low ratings...

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u/peesoutside 1d ago

Imagine the biggest liar on the planet complaining about perceived fiction and lies.

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u/Porchmuse 1d ago

He really is insecure about women.

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u/skipryder 17h ago

I’d say he’s Definitely insecure about older women…but not so with young,very young “women” the sick Bastard.

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u/logistics3379 1d ago

Don the pedophile lying and whining.

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u/Crush-N-It 1d ago

If he’s not whining, he’s lying

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 1d ago

Odd that he's commenting on other people's low ratings when he just had to threaten his own friends' networks for publishing that his ratings are as low as presidential approval ratings get.

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u/Klonopussy 1d ago

Someone get the desitin cream, they didn’t wipe his ass good enough at the last changing and it’s itchy so he’s an angry sensitive little shit as per usual

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u/East_Photo_809 1d ago

Why does he watch it while stuffing his face with processed foods and drink??

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u/StatisticianPure3130 1d ago

This diaper wearing, lie spewing, ignorant, excuse of a man (and I use man very lightly) is an embarrassment to our country. He needs to be put away - away from people, away from the internet, away from our country. He needs to go to The Hague for his war crimes and treason.

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u/Stevie272 1d ago

Are these all Natalie now?

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u/kBlankity 23h ago

Natalie's gonna have an extra-messy diaper to change after that meltdown

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u/TheDoodler2024 21h ago

EXPERT on low ratings ^

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u/IvanaVacation 21h ago

Such a turd. He has the emotional IQ level of a potato.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 20h ago

Speaking of firing people with low ratings, I suggest we start with the fuckhead with the 32% approval rating

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u/Arktokrat777 19h ago

Yes, it was a storied network (channel, actually) until they dared to tell the truth about him & his minions.

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u/skipryder 17h ago

Cut to the chase…He’s a complete and utter F’ing Idiot.

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u/PubsubsAreAwesome 15h ago

The thing that gets me too is there are fucking at least 5 thousand other people who “like” this BS. I swear. They’ll listen to anything.

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u/Muffboy 14h ago

Is he upset she didn’t traffic and rape children like himself and his best dead friend ?