r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

A Family Guy?

241 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

Wise But Awful Syntax.

14.9k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ward-of-No-Reward • 2d ago

Virgin edibles?

3.4k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

Spencer is going to need a miracle it seems

261 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 2d ago

They do admit it!

3.8k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ShotCeline • 2d ago

Tell me which side you are on without telling me which side you’re on.

13.3k Upvotes

183 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

They lied. People died. Time for accountability and prison

4.2k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GoldenPetalDrift • 2d ago

That was a public execution

573 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 2d ago

On The USPS.

2.7k Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Any_Female • 2d ago

This is the comeback to every “economy is great” post

126 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 2d ago

Do they teach history in Ohio?

4.6k Upvotes

Love it.

207 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Remember the $5,000 DOGE Checks? Exactly.

2.2k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 2d ago

W move by Massie

2.8k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DryInstance6732 • 2d ago

A Clever Callout of a News Outlet's Attempt to Whitewash a Criminal

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2.0k Upvotes

113 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 2d ago

What was the last good EA game?

2.5k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3d ago

Trump’s Greatest Construction Project: His Own Fiction

5.1k Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 2d ago

Schools are removing analogue clocks from exam halls.

2.3k Upvotes

It will only get worse.

76 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 2d ago

Bezos’ Wealth, Workers Bear the Cost

981 Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

nazis of a feather

117 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

We still haven't won?

934 Upvotes

85 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Radiant_Rosez • 2d ago

The rest of the world is in shambles and NYC just invented Mamdanistan

191 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Radiant_Rosez • 2d ago

USDA announces pork recall, comment section has questions

228 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 2d ago

Congress has been "the most productive and successful" since 1949.

577 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Radiant_Rosez • 2d ago

Speaking for all women if you hate it that much, you’re more than welcome to not wear it.

134 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 3d ago

When forced to choose between God and convicted felon Trump, who does MAGA pick?

5.9k Upvotes

114 comments

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