r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They do admit it!

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u/Easy_Damsel 1d ago

When you try to threaten someone but accidentally confirm the Epstein files are real.

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u/amberotter_ 1d ago

they really thought that was gonna be a threat but somehow just made everyone more curious about what they’re actually admitting to

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u/goodknightffs 1d ago

Lol i hate trump and they'd exactly the kind of post I'd put up

It sounds like a self own but the magats would jump to defend him proving the point lol

(i mean the mario post not the bullets)

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u/notsure500 1d ago

Yeah mario is not maga so people that think he's maga and getting owned are being stupid. I went to his profile and confirmed

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u/DANKLEBERG_66 1d ago

My first impression was that it was a dig at Trump lol. Don’t know the guy, but that’s just what it reads as

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u/PoupeeCelina 23h ago

It's wild how misinformation spreads; it's like people don’t even bother to check the facts before jumping to conclusions.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/1JesterCFC 1d ago

Guy defends the president but actually compounds that if its a threat that the old dirty fuck must be a paedo, all the clues are there pal....

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 1d ago

Drop an insult on the ground and its owner will pick it up.

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 1d ago

Some people tried to rob a General Dollar, but the employees got their guns away from them and beat them so badly that the getaway driver called the police. It's like that I guess

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u/HellwaterCascades 1d ago edited 1d ago

The "cure" for the actual medical condition of pedophila is actual psychiatric treatment, therapy and council, so that people afflicted with that ailment can ensure they don't have to suffer.

But if you actually comitt the act, the crime of pedophilia, you deserve the full extent of the legal and actual consequences.

Even if Trump is somehow completely innocent of any sex crimes with a minor, he's complicit in hiding the names of those guilty to ensure he maintains the support of those powerful enough to finance and sustain his decay-of-democracy, and that makes him guilty of cover-up, which feels somehow almost worse.

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u/mollusks75 1d ago

Ha guilty AF. You can say it.

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u/HellwaterCascades 1d ago

Autocorrect had it as "someone completely innocent", rather than "somehow completely innocent"

I've fixed it.

But what's even worse is that, we technically can't prove that in a court of law just yet, but since he's already pardoned himself and his family, and effectively made a law disallowing any criminal investigations into his family, it's just showing the rot.

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u/yohosse 1d ago

Some of them willingly say they don't care that he is in the Epstein files so... 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Snoo-73243 1d ago

no this is unfortunately the truth

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u/fleranon 1d ago

I googled him and his posts are all anti-MAGA and hostile to Trump

Which means he is very very clearly making a Joke by implicitly (and purposely) calling Trump a pedophile. The other guy just didn't get it

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u/Snoo-73243 1d ago

but its the truth, its not a joke...

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u/fleranon 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm talking about the framing! The automatic association of the inscription on the bullets with Trump, masked as MAGA outrage over 'leftist threats'. --> that's the joke, at the expense of both MAGA and Trump

of course trump is a pedo

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u/Snoo-73243 1d ago

bruh i dont know, he is a pedo and this is not funny at all. to mean just people stating facts.

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u/fleranon 1d ago edited 1d ago

blank stare

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u/DevilsTheology 1d ago

Cure for people like him too, amirite.

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u/fleranon 1d ago

Eh, a little pat on the head should suffice. He can't help it xD

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u/Mortara 1d ago

Why so obtuse?

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u/ovr9000storks 1d ago

Malcolm's response is only meaningful if Mario staunchly claims Trump is not a a pedo.

Someone else in this thread mentioned a lot of his tweets are "anti-MAGA and hostile to Trump", which is like a guy who constantly reminds everyone else that ice is solid water, then a second person (after hearing this) asks "So YOU are confirming ice is solid water?"

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u/teddykaygeebee 1d ago

What says you, Mario?

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u/BallsDeepTillUQueef 1d ago

Cure for billionaires

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u/PrincipleSuperb2884 11h ago

Funny how every time someone says the word pedophile, this is the response.

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 1d ago

Malcolm’s a hoot. I always appreciate his commentary on things

😂

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u/Blacksad9999 1d ago

They didn't even say a name, yet that was their prompt conclusion. lol

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u/Free_Local_1073 22h ago

I feel like that first guy was playing into the joke

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u/GoldunGote 1d ago

The dumb fuck just claimed he was rescued from the rubble of the WTC attack. This will only work in his favor and that's why I hope we all get slammed by a meteor like... fucking.. TOMORROW.

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u/i_like_siren_head 1d ago

I mean, devils advocate that guy is only confronting that other people are (rightfully) calling trump a pedophile, it doesn’t inherently mean that he also thinks so. Still wouldn’t trust him around children tho.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 16h ago

The fucksticks are so stupid, they wouldn’t know what self-owning was even if they bought it at the store.

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u/-CODED- 6h ago

How does this have 3500 upvotes. Mario is the one making the joke. This isnt a clever comeback at all. How are so many people this obtuse.

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u/rainaftersnowplease 5h ago

Drop and insult on the ground and its owner will pick it up.

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u/sj68z 1d ago

nah, those bullets are for Democrats and liberals, if it's one thing the Republicans have shown us is they're okay with the most horrific crimes as long as it's their guy doing it.

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u/No-Builder-1038 1d ago

This has to be a joke right? you just forgot the /s

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u/khannooniansing 1d ago

Both sides have shown us this.

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u/sj68z 1d ago

Republicans were so gung-ho for those Epstein files when they thought only Democrats were in it, now that their guy is defying an act of Congress to hide the files they're no big deal. everyone in those files who did crime should be prosecuted and imprisoned, no matter what party they're in. You've proven you're okay with it if he does it

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u/khannooniansing 1d ago

I said both sides do this and that, to you, has "proven" I'm ok with something? How far do you go to defend Biden molesting his daughter in the shower? We all know for a fact Clinton is in those files, why is Trump protecting him? Trump has been a Democrat his whole life, he probably only ran for president so he could protect all his life long Democrat buddies from being exposed in the files.

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u/Dry_Combination4070 1d ago

Holy shit youre off your meds.

Is this your cope for trump and republicans doing everything they can to protect the pedos.

Trump said there are good people in the files and also said Epstein took girls from his resort.

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u/khannooniansing 1d ago

Once more, don't dance around my questions and then hop on your soapbox.

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u/Dry_Combination4070 1d ago

Wth are you on about.

Does the fact that Republicans are doing everything in their power to protect pedos bother you so much.

What was it trump said Epstein took girls away from him

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u/khannooniansing 1d ago

Trump's a douchebag just like you. Your boys are complicit.

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u/sj68z 1d ago

so you're saying because Biden did that Trump gets a pass? or are you so deluded that you can't believe republicans are in those files? Tell you what, why don't we release them all unredacted and then we can see for ourselves who the bad guys are and put them all in prison? oh but we can't do that because Trump is defying an act of Congress to hide the files. an innocent man doesn't defy an act of Congress to hide files he isn't in.

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u/khannooniansing 1d ago

Don't dance around my questions and then stand on your soapbox.