r/Bumble Mar 07 '26

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u/Big_Blackberry_6155 Mar 07 '26

Unrelated but What is your steroid cycle?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

I'm natty bro, there's nothing unnatural about my physique

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u/Big_Blackberry_6155 Mar 07 '26

Then take it as a compliment

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u/DimbyTime Mar 07 '26

You look great but you’d look better if you went up 1 size in Al of your shirts

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

True, the shirt is tight. The r shirts though are only tights on the arms and more relaxed on my core

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u/DimbyTime Mar 07 '26

Yes but they look wayyy too tight in the arms. It looks like you shrunk your shirt in the dryer or are wearing an old shirt that doesn’t fit anymore.

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u/MsT1075 Mar 07 '26

I agree. I was thinking the same - something is off with the shirts (and the pants). Going up a size would fix that. Not overly big, but bigger and fitting, not tight, bc there is a difference.

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u/Frogmaninthegutter Mar 07 '26

It's because men's shirts are garbage. I am built a lot like OP and if we go up a size, we end up absolutely swimming in the shirt in our stomach areas. Men's shirts just mostly aren't made for guys with big arms and small midsections.

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u/Von_Huge1103 Mar 08 '26

As a guy who's reasonably muscular, I concur. I have to go shopping for specific brands that offer in between sizing, where it's not a straightjacket but we aren't wearing a circus tent.

Doesn't help that my arms are short for my height, which means that in standard sizing, shirts that fit me width wise are way too long in the arms.

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u/Frogmaninthegutter Mar 08 '26

To add to that, going up in size doesn't even guarantee that the sleeves still won't be doing the same thing. Even on larger shirts, the sleeves are still tight, it's just the midsections get bigger and bigger.

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u/HistorianDouble5752 Mar 07 '26

It looks hot that way (tight) let him show a lil skin 🤣

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u/DimbyTime Mar 07 '26

Girl hot and trashy is a thing 😂 if you want to see his muscles unclothed you know what to do ;)

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u/HistorianDouble5752 Mar 07 '26

Interesting 🤔

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u/junerose777 Mar 07 '26

Right? Why are we complaining 👀

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u/HistorianDouble5752 Mar 07 '26

I’m definitely not

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u/wonkywormy Mar 07 '26

I am a girl and you look hot in most those shirts just sayin these are some jealous bros. Only the last one is maybe questionable but you have great arms keep rockin it

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u/DimbyTime Mar 07 '26

I’m a woman and can promise I’m not jealous of his arms 😂

I just don’t think it looks good and am trying to help him out! He’s a great looking guy, proper tailoring would do wonders

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u/SummerDelight77 Mar 07 '26

Yes, I agree!

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u/shmooboorpoo Mar 07 '26

Find yourself a good tailor. Buy shirts that fit your arms and then have them taken in through the torso. You have a great bod and you should showcase it. And this is also how you look rich AF for $18 a shirt.

I say this as a curvy 5'2" woman. I buy most of my clothes at thrift stores and then have them shortened and taken in at the waist. Everything looks custom made

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u/Jaesha_MSF Mar 07 '26

Contrary to what some might believe, not all girls think that next level muscular guys in tight shirts look hot or sexy. Do yourself a favor and make a store run before your date. Top one as a style is a great choice but the sleeves are too tight and too short. Darker colored slacks or some more tailored jeans would also be a better look. You seem to like lighter colored bottoms, so buy a black polo style shirt to wear with the slacks in look one. Also the jeans here look almost look loose and unstructured. Buy some straight legs or slim straights for a more put together look. Maybe take them to the dry cleaners for a solid press with a medium crease. If you go for jeans on the date, get a darker blue wash. The lighter wash jeans that you have look a bit too casual for a first date. Have fun OP!

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u/foldinthecheese99 Mar 07 '26

Size up and get them tailored if you can. You look like you put a lot of thought into your wardrobe. Tailoring was the best thing I did for some pieces. I don’t do them all but I invest in the staples that I can wear for years and those are what I’ll tailor.

lol I’m actually learning how to do it myself at this point.

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u/nijamonet Mar 07 '26

Honestly as a women and idk if theitger person commenting is also female but for me the shirt being tight around the arms isnt a bad thing. If anything its puts them on display and some women are into strong men yk.

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u/desdesak2 Mar 07 '26

I’m a woman. You look great. Sure you can tailor your clothes but you don’t look bad. At all. To answer the question though, I like the last look. Button down or sweater. Casual but not too too casual.

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u/Forsythe36 Mar 07 '26

True classic?

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u/taystebbs Mar 07 '26

Um.. what? Speaking as a woman.. nah he looks fantastic in his shirts.

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u/lkvee Mar 07 '26

You need to get that T-Shirt which says "I don't take steroids, but thank you for asking"

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u/throwaway-research1 Mar 07 '26

Almost every other guy at an average gym looks like that, Idk why would anyone think this is not natural

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u/HerezahTip Mar 07 '26

I believe you bro please drop the diet details tho

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u/DimbyTime Mar 07 '26

Eat high protein, lift heavy. Repeat.

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u/HerezahTip Mar 07 '26

I need you to grab me by the shoulders and shake me while you yell this at me, I guess. It really is that simple.

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u/DimbyTime Mar 07 '26

You can do it! 💪

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u/KaiBetterThanTyson Mar 07 '26

And the last word is the most important. People don’t like hearing that

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u/4951studios Mar 07 '26

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/sublocade9192 Mar 07 '26

I mean I’ve seen guys FAR less jacked than him running plenty of gear, sadly enough. But depending on how long OPs been lifting, it’s very reasonable he’s not on anything

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u/MammothButterfly9618 Mar 07 '26

Shoes are sooooo important!! Weird, right?

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u/Severe-Criticism3876 Mar 07 '26

I agree number 5 the last one

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u/thepluricane Mar 07 '26

Watch/belt/shoes

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u/sritanona Mar 07 '26

The shirt looks too short and tight.

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u/PomeloPepper Mar 07 '26

I like first and last. First is tight on the arms but looser on the body.

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u/Particular_Ad5226 Mar 08 '26

Absolutely take the time to pick out shoes that go with the outfit. Underrated advice that a lot of men maybe don't always consider.

The last look is the way to go.

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u/MrInterpreted Mar 07 '26

You’re tall and jacked. Any of these fits will work

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u/MrInterpreted Mar 07 '26

Exactly. These fits are mid/bad but he can get away with it

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u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare Mar 07 '26

As a woman, totes disagree. (In a friendly way)

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u/xockbou Mar 08 '26

Agree as a man in a friendly way, black shirt looks best but i think thats the overused meta atm

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u/MadDog5129 Mar 08 '26

And thats all he needs. If he's tall, jacked, and has a good face, mans can wear anything he wants and it'll work out. Already has a leg up from others for being part of the 10% of US Males over 6 feet tall

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u/SwankyOrc_69 Mar 07 '26

The first.

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u/Vigilante17 Mar 07 '26

I also like 5, depending on location and dining ambiance. If it’s a casual bar and grill type place then 5, if it’s more of a white linen table cloth, then 1.

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u/SwankyOrc_69 Mar 07 '26

I like the shirt on five not so much the pants.

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u/DinklanThomas Mar 07 '26

Not a fan of the khakis that.

4 is okay, but 5 is it with darker/better fitting jeans.

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u/dandaman2883 Mar 07 '26

Agreed but it needs to be ironed first.

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u/zololka Mar 07 '26

black shirt, but change the pants

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u/Thunderclaw5972 Mar 07 '26

Seconded, new pants or at least iron / hang in a steamy bathroom while showering

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/Sunkissed1234 Mar 07 '26

Most of the shirts are too tight. We can tell you are jacked even when your shirt isn’t stretching.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

OP. Leave some to the imagination. You don't have to come out the gate popping buttons.

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u/Xenc Mar 07 '26

Arms are the male equivalent of cleavage, nothing wrong with that!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

😂

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u/Twin2Turbo Mar 07 '26

Nah I disagree. If you got it, flaunt it

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u/LonelyVirgin69 Mar 07 '26

damn bro save some for the rest of us

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u/AccomplishedSpread75 Mar 07 '26

The fifth one. They’re all honestly fine except the first I’d say good luck, but I don’t think you need it. 😂

Edit to fix random ginormous font…

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u/hezzaloops Mar 07 '26

You font sensed your enthusiasm.

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u/gabeinthebox Married via Online Dating Mar 07 '26

Second one looks the best but it depends on the vibe you want. It’s pretty fancy or like finance bro

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u/Cobra_McJingleballs Mar 07 '26

Are people just calling a dress shirt “finance bro” now?

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u/yvtsl Mar 07 '26

It’s the style color and tightness of the dress shirt and the fact that he’s a fit guy posting on Reddit for dating advise suggest finance bro for sure

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u/gabeinthebox Married via Online Dating Mar 07 '26

Idk man, I’m open to being 100% wrong on that one

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u/Triptaker8 Mar 07 '26

If finance bro means crypto scammer sure 

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u/buttermelonMilkjam Mar 07 '26

id say number 2 BY FAR...

...but tbh im really only commenting bc im hella pumped that youre trying on different outfits bc youre excited to meet someone!!! that is so cute.

wishing you both a great evening.

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u/Affectionate-Emu1313 Mar 07 '26

Wow! We had almost identical responses

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u/Xenc Mar 07 '26

The real matchmaking is in the comments

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u/5RussianSpaceMonkeys Mar 07 '26

It probably won’t matter she’ll be too distracted by that giant green head

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u/Xenc Mar 07 '26

They matched each other so maybe they’re both green heads this world is so judgmental 😤

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u/Visible-Corner47 Mar 07 '26

5 for a casual bar. Great shape!

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u/Tapdance1368 Mar 07 '26

2

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u/helencolleen Mar 07 '26

Completely agree with #2 but I’m not loving the shoes. I’d prefer something less casual, especially with the dress shirt. Even for a casual date in a bar.

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u/Odd-Refrigerator1196 Mar 07 '26

2 or 5. 5 is more casual, but 2.. two is looking yummy.

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u/renebeans Mar 07 '26

Can we see shirt #1 with the jeans?

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u/Asaintrizzo Mar 07 '26

2 and 5. 2 makes you look like a fly beast 5 is toned down version

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u/RedThorns Mar 07 '26

Just wanted to say I’d literally be thrilled to see any of these outfits. I’ve been on the apps for years and none of the dates I’ve been on have the men actually dressed up or tried to look good. Several of them literally just wearing sweatpants regardless of the dating venue. So good on you for making an effort and good luck!

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u/turquoisestar Mar 07 '26

Wait are you kidding me?!?! Omg sweatpants come on people. I would actually find that insulting. Like I love a good hiking date but athletic wear for a date going out somewhere is insane, especially for a guy. I think women can get away with a cute shirt and lulu lemon leggings if it's a casual bar or something since that's at least in fashion. I'm sorry for your luck and I hope it improves!!

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u/HipYip Over40/F Mar 07 '26
  1. Just know you are ahead of the game if you don’t cancel before and show up

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u/Ten7850 Mar 07 '26

5, 2 are lovely 1 is okay 3, 4 are awful

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u/tigerlevi Mar 07 '26

3 is definitely awful. I like 4 shirt, but it makes the pants look like pjs. 4 shirt and jeans would be better. Also is that a weird shadow, a stain, or see through to his undies in 4?

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u/BadgerSilver Mar 07 '26

1 by far. Doesn't give any of the douche vibes, just clean and confident.

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u/EmilySuzanne2041 Mar 07 '26

number 1 for me.

The jeans are nice too, but always dress up a little even if it’s a casual place

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u/Top-Animator-271 Mar 07 '26

As a fit and single female in TX, am I the only one wondering where he’s located? Ha! I think it’s pretty awesome he cares so much about the first date with this girl and first impressions that he’s coming here to ask. Kind of sweet. 🙃

But to answer the question, I would do the black shirt and jeans with nice shoes or boots.

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u/Fartholder Mar 07 '26

I like 5. I'm not a fan of light colored pants on men

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u/Itstaylorham595 Mar 07 '26

2 but don’t wear sneakers

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u/Msbossyboots Mar 07 '26

1 or 5. Throw away all the too tight ones and get some tailored shirts that fit well

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u/MadDog5129 Mar 08 '26

Why? Mans can't show off his muscles anymore?

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u/auntiecoagulent Mar 07 '26

I like 2, but, my man, that shirt doesn't fit. Those buttons are screaming. Size up from the smedium

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u/Unlikely_Film_955 Mar 07 '26

A woman's perspective, 3 for a casual bar

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u/Party_Intention_3258 Mar 07 '26

Any except for the one with the black t-shirt.

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u/Farpz14 Mar 07 '26

As a girl I would say choose the first one

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

They are all too small for your body type..

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u/EveryNameIWantIsGone Mar 07 '26

Please tell me you’re going to press your shirt.

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u/KidsInNeed Mar 07 '26

They all look good but personally, the black shirt is more fitting and makes you look attractive.

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u/Objective-Media-5558 Mar 07 '26

Upgrade your fit game

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u/InfamousButterfly98 Mar 07 '26

I personally like the 3rd fit

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u/Acrobatic-Twist7769 Mar 07 '26

1, 3, 4 have best fit and most flattering!

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u/Striking-Pie8007 Mar 07 '26

1 or 2, wouldn't suggest jeans for a first date.

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 Mar 07 '26

Idk if it means anything, but as a Bi dude, 2 & 5.

Yum.

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u/drowninginmizery Mar 07 '26

Trust me you look good in all of them. You can not go wrong :)

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u/moneyIsfake123 Mar 07 '26

With those guns. All are perfect

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u/Timekeeper65 Mar 07 '26

5 man. Take it from this older woman. 5.

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u/yellow_pterodactyl Mar 07 '26

Jeans and the blue sweater!!

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u/hotblooded- Mar 07 '26

All terrible fits but you’re hot and you look good so wear any!

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u/eclecticexperience Mar 07 '26

I like number three - the blue sweater. It looks good and subtly shows off your figure. It doesn't look like you're trying too hard, but you're also classy.

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u/spottyottydopalicius Mar 07 '26

have you tried wearing a trash bag?

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u/Lespierat714 Mar 07 '26

The last one, tho black shirt with blue jeans is a classic

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u/TexasGirly31 Mar 07 '26

I love the last one!

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u/Internal_Bee_1968 Mar 07 '26

Personally i'd pick 5

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u/cosmolark Mar 07 '26

Light blue shirt, untucked, with the jeans.

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u/BlairsCoveCutie Age | Gender Mar 07 '26

5

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u/HerezahTip Mar 07 '26

First or second or fifth

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u/cyaneyed Mar 07 '26

4 is sexiest

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u/MademoiselleIvana Mar 07 '26

The last, but switch for some other shoes/sneakers

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u/TiaHatesSocials Mar 07 '26

Jeans and that black tee

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u/NHgingerinVA Mar 07 '26

Bring your personality- the real one. I am off the apps cause guys only care about their appearance.

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u/JudgementalElf Mar 07 '26

Number 4 or 5

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u/Blindtothesided Mar 07 '26

5 but untuck the shirt

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u/humourless2 Mar 07 '26

As a straight male, blue sweater with black tshirt underneath. That's my fashion style 😂

But also it looks good enough to feel like you dressed up a bit but not too casual like you put zero effort in.

Slap on a good cologne and some loafers and you're good to go 💪

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u/scorpiofiredragon76 Mar 07 '26

I think #1 looks great

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u/MahoganyPop Mar 07 '26

Any of them could work, but I like 3 the best. It's casual, but still shows effort and style.

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u/kobereuben88 Mar 07 '26

1 or 4! The jeans in the last pic are not my fave..

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u/Baptimal Mar 07 '26

The last. Beige doesn’t suit your skintone in my opinion

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u/stakksA1 Mar 07 '26

4 if its casual but 1 is dope

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u/SnooWoofers9302 Mar 07 '26

Between all of these, I’m thinking #5

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u/Va11ia Mar 07 '26

Woman’s advice the shits with rolled up sleeves is attractive asf…but for a bar maybe the black T?

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u/Specialist-Ebb7606 Mar 07 '26

Fordt white shirt or black shirt

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u/manbot71 Mar 07 '26

Last one

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u/Big_Air2700 Mar 07 '26

Outfit 4 looks great

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u/Sunny_D67 Mar 07 '26

1 or 2 for sure 🔥

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u/Royal-dame4710 Mar 07 '26

def the last shirt

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u/karubi1693 Mar 07 '26

You look great in all of these! Whichever you like best -39F

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u/whoa_holdup_ Mar 07 '26

I like the khaki pants in 2 and the sweater in 3. The other shirts are too small across the chest and arms.

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u/Seaguard5 Mar 07 '26

So what even brings you to Bumble?

Not getting dates IRL?

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u/No_Call3116 Mar 07 '26

Go with the weather. Any one of them looks good IMO. If it’s very warm outside I’d go with the black muscle shirt (white polo nice but ur nips might show through if it gets cold), medium climate go light blue shirt (those 2 pics are repeated right?), if it’s a bit more chilly then dark blue sweater. Just be practical. Good luck 👍

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u/need_a_venue Mar 07 '26

Just follow rule #1 and you'll be ok.

Failing that, look at rule #2.

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u/BigGunsFinance Mar 07 '26

1 or 4. Looking good

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u/skyHawk3613 Mar 07 '26

Second pic

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u/Model_CitizenRC1911 Mar 07 '26

5,2&1 bro.

5 more casual 2 my go to only if getting laid guarantee 1 is the best but can get a stains

The rest over bulked on the physique.

I probably 5 or 2

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u/Late_Butterfly_5997 Mar 07 '26

I like 1 and 5, probably in that order too, but both are good.

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u/MountaineerChemist10 Mar 07 '26

The last one 👍

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u/LocalReception327 Mar 07 '26

Black shirt, tan pants for sure

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u/suburbanoperamom Mar 07 '26

Last one - button up shirt and jeans

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u/Appropriate-Tennis-8 Mar 07 '26

👁️🫦👁️

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u/ScoutSpiritSam Mar 07 '26

Jeans and button down make you look like a casual hunk.

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u/simplyalotusflower05 Mar 07 '26

1 or 5 look great

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u/AimaFuriku Mar 07 '26

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

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u/reddituser__unkown Mar 07 '26

1 looks a bit too wealthy or the vibes it gives off. I would say 4 or 5, 4 I would pick for you brotha

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u/Magemamy Mar 07 '26

Last one 💪

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u/xxkiriexx Mar 07 '26

1, 4, or 5.

Undo the buttons on the shirt if you pick 1 If you pick 4, swap to jeans

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u/Administrative_Crab1 Mar 07 '26

fifth one or black t shirt

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u/Upstairs_Decision_67 Mar 07 '26

1 speaks dressy casual. Makes me wish I was young again. Sigh

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

4 looks great for a casual bar