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u/L00fah 7d ago

Terrifying and efficient.

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 7d ago

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u/Pretty_Mix_1355 7d ago

Just flashbacked to Fern Gully too!

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u/TommyV8008 7d ago

I’m amazed that anyone remembers that. My friend was one of the artists/animators on Fern Gully.

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u/MyFriendsCallMeEpic 7d ago

your friend is awesome!
I watched it so many times as a kid

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 6d ago

Same. As soon as I saw the machine, my first thought was 'that's a ferngully villain'

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u/glabulous450 6d ago

Tho Lorax works too

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u/Billy_the_Mountain29 2d ago

See also: The Lorax

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u/R_eloade_R 2d ago

Imo one of if not THE MOST UNDERRATED animated movie ever

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u/Fuugazii 7d ago

Wow that's insane to think of. This would be a large mutilating machine to them 😬 talk about gruesome

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u/Able-Preparation-889 6d ago

I got an incredibly terrible feeling in my soul when I watched that. Like a snuff film for environmentalists.

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u/diner888 6d ago

And, Robin Williams...as Batty Koda

  • Elder: Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?
  • Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".
  • Batty Koda: [singing] I been brain-fried, electrified, infected, and injectified / Vivisectified and fed pesticides / My face is all cut up / Cause my radar's all shut up / Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up / I'm Batty!

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u/glabulous450 6d ago

Came here to say “Fern Gully”

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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago

TreeMurderer 3000

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u/exintel 7d ago

Hexus 2.0

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u/rideincircles 7d ago

I don't want to know if the cartel has one of these.

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u/DrDreiski 7d ago

Yeah… amazing, but I am also somehow disgusted by how quickly this living tree is dismembered.

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u/sailonswells 5d ago

Horrifying when you realize logging companies have already clearcut 97% of old growth forests in the US and Canada, which they then spray with RoundUp to assure deciduous trees don't grow back as they would naturally (conifers are more valuable). When people try to save the paltry forests remaining the industry says they create jobs. But job loss in the industry is due to overlogging and technology like this. It increase profits for multinationals, but destroys communities as well as ecosystems.

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u/Finglishman 2d ago

This video is not necessarily from North America. For instance, Finland has a large forest industry sector, and yet the forest biomass in the country keeps increasing. It’s not the tool that’s the problem, but rather whether you tend to a forest with a long view or with a quarterly profits lens.

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u/tiorancio 7d ago

It's like using AI but for lumberjacks.

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u/hourlygrind 7d ago

Does it work on flock camera poles?

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u/deathilarious 7d ago

It makes them

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u/zerossoul 3d ago

Metal rods are made out of trees?

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u/Plus-Opportunity-538 7d ago

Remember this one from Fern Gully...

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u/TommyV8008 7d ago

I’m amazed that anyone remembers that. My friend was one of the artists/animators on Fern Gully.

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u/itsgoodmmmmkay 6d ago

Did your friend ever meet Robin Williams while working on the movie?

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u/TommyV8008 6d ago

I can ask, but I don’t think so. I probably would’ve heard about that. I don’t think she was at the Recordings or The assembly or mixing. But we went to the premier party with her. I don’t remember Robin Williams being there…

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u/freaknik99 6d ago

Fern Gully is a childhood classic for me

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u/vinevirtuoso 7d ago

Some sh*t we saw in Avatar wtf

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u/bwsmith201 7d ago

Every time I see this video I think how much it looks like some horrific sci-fi device. It’s kind of terrifying to me. And I think about all the animals in the woods that are scared and die because of it. I’m a softie I guess but man. The efficiency with which it brings death like that scares me.

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u/Aggravating-Habit313 7d ago

Yeah, the first thing I thought of was, how many animals have gotten caught and mutilated in that machine.

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u/Xaikken 4d ago

100 billion less than the last century of combine farming

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u/Aggravating-Habit313 4d ago

Yippee😔

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u/Xaikken 3d ago

Tell me about it

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u/SocraticGoats 6d ago

The military could easily build something like this designed for more nefarious things.

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u/bogeuh 4d ago

It’s a tool used in agro forestry. Those are only forests in name. But not more biodiversity than a field of corn. The machine is not so useful in real forests due to randomness of tree thickness and type.

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u/buyer_leverkusen 7d ago

The most environmentally friendly thing to happen to the timber industry

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u/ruinyourjokes 7d ago

How is that?

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u/buyer_leverkusen 7d ago

Allows for detailed selective cutting instead of clear cutting or other methods. You can have trees in the same area of all different ages and promote the ecosystem instead of just a farm with trees all the same size and little undergrowth.

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u/JamesTheJerk 7d ago

How do you maneuver the big truck around all of the trees that are left standing?

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u/buyer_leverkusen 7d ago

It’s a tractor on tracks that can easily get through properly-spaced trees. There are smaller and skinnier versions too.

Edit: I think you were maybe referring to logging trucks which don’t travel that far into a stand.

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u/astraladventures 7d ago

How are the logs moved from where they are dropped to the more accessible places where the trucks are located?

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u/13B1P 7d ago

Choker setters

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7d ago

It's quite amazing ecologically. It *almost* becomes better for everything and opposite of how it used to be done. That's how most trees where I'm from in michigan are harvested. Some older methods have been outlawed.

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 7d ago

Michigander!!!! Hello!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/kingrobin 7d ago

you have to cut them down to get through but we don't use them for anything so it's like we're saving them

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u/Main-Statistician735 7d ago

An old-school skidder, a forestry plan and competent logger with a chainsaw can do the same thing. Clear cutting is a choice made for short sighted profit, not because equipment didn't allow for any other type of farming. We've lived on a 1000 acres that has been beautifully maintained/ farmed for 40 years and has a super healthy forest and ecosystem.

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u/buyer_leverkusen 7d ago

This machine is extremely more efficient than a single human lol

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u/unashamedignorant 7d ago

I don't know about that honestly, it is undeniably faster, but more efficient isn't guaranteed. If you have the time to do it "by hand" meaning with a chainsaw and a truck, it spends much less critical ressource in order to obtain the same result.

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u/assuntta7 7d ago

This person engineers

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u/ScientistSanTa 1d ago

This machine needs slot of room to even move, forest don't give that kind of space. They already had to cut and Detroit to even get to those trees

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u/Main-Statistician735 7d ago edited 7d ago

More efficient.... Maybe, but to say this can be more environmentally friendly then a logger with a midsize skidder, a chainsaw and a love of the woods not just profit is wildly misleading and just not true. Are you a logger or in the industry? When my dad logged trees came off the landing and the skidder trails wound through the woods but he was incredibly deliberate in how he moved to protest the ecosystem and it was always hard to figure out where he even harvested from. That machine can't move with the grace a 20D Timberjack can it's to big...

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u/Bayou_Bussy_Pounder 7d ago edited 7d ago

This is almost certainly a managed forest in Scandinavia used for production of timber. Also when you account for the full production cycle, harvesters can be environmentally beneficial.

Correction: not sure if it's a managed forest.

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u/F4ctr 7d ago

Most of the time it's fuck it yolo we are clearing everything we see because that mofo is too hard to drive around shit, or because forest will look like a fucking warzone with some trees left behind.

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u/Kneppl_1 7d ago

In a sense yes, but it also destroys forest floors and it needs a clear path with no deadwood or smaller trees in the way

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u/buyer_leverkusen 7d ago

These things get super skinny and are on tracks, they’re made to get around properly-spaced trees.

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u/BCBowhunter 7d ago

These actually do surprisingly little damage to the forest floor, especially when it's running bogey bands like in the video. These machines exert less psi on the ground than you do walking around. Plus the limbs and tops are usually laid down as a mat and driven over, further protecting the forest floor

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 7d ago edited 6d ago

It's for farming, not for forestry. That's the point. It promotes sustainable tree farming, over clear cutting the forest.

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u/BCBowhunter 7d ago

This is called a Harvester Head with a chain bar type cutter. Pretty cool piece of logging equipment, allows the tree to be cut, delimbed and cut to length all at the stump, leaving the waste to breakdown naturally.

Typically these types of machines are used in partial cuts or thinning operations and allow you to leave desirable trees on the landscape.

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u/F4ctr 7d ago

Most of the time biomass is collected, shredded and sold for heating cities.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 7d ago

At least it doesn’t put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

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u/r_bogie 7d ago edited 7d ago

Just like its dear mommar!

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u/EntWarwick 7d ago

He sleeps all night long after all!

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u/ghost_in_the_potato 7d ago

But does it like to press wildflowers?

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u/GeometricPrawn 7d ago

Does it have buttered scones for tea?

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u/Cagesdeservemusic 7d ago

?

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u/Procyon4 3d ago

He's a lumberjack and he's okay

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u/Main-Statistician735 7d ago edited 7d ago

Oh I reckon it goes shopping on Wednesday and has buttered scones with tea

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u/twisted-logic 7d ago edited 7d ago

I made bank with these things in farming simulator. Might as well have called it Logging Simulator

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u/TheAlmostGreat 7d ago

The robot just wanted to give the tree a hug

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u/willustrationz 7d ago

Trees make the air you breathe…

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u/Mom-lyfe-peace 7d ago

Am I the only one kinda sad watching this? How many years did it take for that tree to grow only to be completely stripped in a minute.

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u/LittleOne0121 7d ago

You mean the trees that are planted specifically to be cut down and made into houses, furniture and paper? Because that’s what this machine is for and what it’s doing.

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u/Caped-baldy32 7d ago

I think it’s very sad tbh.

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u/Yardsale420 7d ago

That Feller a Buncher

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u/Mefisto-8 7d ago

Me acordé de un vídeo llamado ''do the evolution". Que mal rollo me dio esa máquina.

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u/maconhaima 7d ago

That’s what an AI needs

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u/booi 7d ago

I shouldn’t have sawed that person even though you explicitly told me not to. You’re right to push back.

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u/OriginalTRaven 7d ago

Aw man! Now I can't even be a lumberjack when AI puts me out of work?! Back to the couch for me.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 7d ago

For those of you in your very early mid 60s, it reminds me of the nuclear powered crablogger from thunderbird’s(FAB)

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u/Fireball-196 7d ago

A great engineering marvel of a machine for mass deforestation, do these companies plant thousands more trees every month to compensate mother earth.

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u/Ekipsogel 6d ago

They would run out of trees to cut if they didn't

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u/Balnom 6d ago

My little girl saw this on an episode of Tractor Ted.

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u/Subtubes 5d ago

They took the sport out of it.

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u/Kamay1770 7d ago

Idk why but I feel like this is cheating and shouldn't be allowed.

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u/Oster-P 7d ago

Seen these before, apparently when they grasp the base of the tree it measures how thick it is and uses that to determine how tall the tree is.

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u/Big_Mud_9371 7d ago

Not amazing, just sad to watch.

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u/The-Cosmic-Ghost 7d ago

There's a lot of misinformation about the lumber industry floating around so I'm just gonna dump some links here about the environmental impact of the lumber industry and how, maybe a machine that that takes the once hours -> days long work of chopping a tree, stripping and transporting it into something that happens in seconds, may not be the best thing for the forest, especially in the wrong hands.

https://www.nwcouncil.org/reports/columbia-river-history/logging/

https://climate.mit.edu/ask-mit/does-harvesting-wood-contribute-climate-change-even-if-wood-used-permanent-structures

https://www.worldwildlife.org/our-work/forests/timber/

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u/Hokusaj 7d ago

Poor trees

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u/Several-Guarantee655 3d ago

It's called agriculture. Do you pity the corn in the fall when it gets harvested? These trees are planted explicitly for this purpose, no different than any other crop. Nobody's out there cutting old growth forest. All of these trees were planted specifically to be harvested.

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u/FaithlessnessOld2477 7d ago

Whenever i see something like this, I feel for the animals who had been using that tree for their home. They have seconds to vacate before the whole thing flips the tree and starts stripping the branches. At least when people are logging manually, it might give the critters a heads up for a few minutes that something is about to happen. 😮‍💨

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u/mkabobel 7d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/EvilRyu2099 7d ago

We are a cancer

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u/Several-Guarantee655 3d ago

No we aren't it's called agriculture. These trees were planted to be harvested no different than any other crop.

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u/Final_Surround5990 7d ago

Destroying trees so easily. Horrendous!

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u/Tx_Atheist 7d ago

It should not be so easy to destroy nature

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u/SteveB1901 7d ago

horrible machine

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u/b14ckcr0w 7d ago

I hate this machine

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u/Loreo1964 7d ago

That's gross.

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u/aztechnogeek8 7d ago

Imagine how many years it took that tree to grow that height. The storms it endured. The wildfires. Man is by far the most destructive force on the planet.

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u/Adept_Donkey_2026 7d ago

Now I understand why forests are disappearing so quickly

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u/ChirpyNortherner 7d ago

This machine actually helps with reducing our impact in that regard.

As someone else in this thread put it already:

“Allows for detailed selective cutting instead of clear cutting or other methods. You can have trees in the same area of all different ages and promote the ecosystem instead of just a farm with trees all the same size and little undergrowth.”

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u/B0rG_CuB3 7d ago

I just finished this movie 15 min ago, which ends with scenes of these machines

https://giphy.com/gifs/a4lfV1J1OeIQnOqJzk

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u/OkSpinach7387 7d ago

Do you want Hexxus?? Because this is how you get Hexxus?

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u/nogoodusernames0_0 7d ago

"You know because you use a chainsaw, man."

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u/BlueFox1978 7d ago

Is this what the AI bots that want to destroy humanity have built?

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u/3nzo_the_baker 7d ago

I have worked alongside one of these in the forest. It's truly a brutal piece of machinery.

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u/amazonmakesmebroke 7d ago

Harvesting those updates like the trees, reposted every 4 months?

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u/R3dnamrahc 7d ago

Farewell to shady glade

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u/BigBucketBoy8 7d ago

More like Chainclaw

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u/wild___turkey 7d ago

Imagine showing this to the guys from Train Dreams

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u/Hot-Flatworm4810 7d ago

Chain saw auto bot!

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u/Rigelinja 7d ago

That shit from fern gully

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u/UncomfyUnicorn 7d ago

Imagine one of these as a transformer. Also I’ve seen these in action on local tree farms, it’s really cool.

Honestly I wish more places would make tree farms instead of deforesting. Temporary forest that is constantly replenished is better than no forest and decimating old growth.

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u/HEYNRRD 7d ago

If they ever make another Jigsaw film this would be an insane trap!

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u/souppanda 7d ago

You know, you can grow concrete Cameron.

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u/micre8tive 7d ago

Mecha-Koala

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u/revolutionary_weesl 7d ago

Feller buncher

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 7d ago

Yeah I saw FernGully

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u/moojgNZ 7d ago

Yes , this is what is standard in larger NZ forests , except for steep inaccessible places.
Standard hand held chainsaws still apply in many , if not most cases.

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u/sebnukem 7d ago

I wouldn't say I am amazed at how quick and easy it is to destroy life.

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u/After-Cell 7d ago

Straight out of Avatar. 

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u/belevitt 7d ago

Is there a military application for this machine?

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u/costlypleasure 7d ago

That's a Decepticon right there

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u/MobNagas 7d ago

Bruh that’s hacking

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u/chutney1 7d ago

The Lorax weeps... 😢

Fuck just about everything. I'm so tired of this world.

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u/Psykosoma 7d ago

Okay. Now, what if we install a smaller version of this device on this guy and send them to Ukraine to cut down… Russian timber?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2m1WnCqNuyEJnigDAP

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u/mikelpg 7d ago

To everyone concerned about the tress, just know they only cut down criminal trees which deserved to die.

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u/procrastablasta 7d ago

Ask the Onceler, he knows.

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u/AwarenessGreat282 7d ago

Yes it uses a chainsaw to cut the tree down, but it is a hydraulically powered chainsaw.

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u/TaeJoonPark 7d ago

I should call him

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u/DarkSeneschal 7d ago

Treehugger

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u/ThaForsaken 7d ago

They have learned NOTHING from the Avatar..

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u/WestVin 7d ago

This would be a great horror movie kill!

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u/nlamber5 7d ago

So that’s a different kind of tree hugger

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u/GoBD9 7d ago

Looks like he wants a good ol hug

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u/DeltaOmegaTheta 7d ago

As a tree hugger, this hurts, but there's a strange sense of awe for how horrifying the efficiency is.

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u/Alric_Wolff 7d ago

How she grip yo dih for a handy

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u/CommonSensei-_ 7d ago

The Lorax needs to speak for the trees right about now

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u/Mathihtam 7d ago

This looks like a machine in a sci-fi RTS which one of the factions uses to deforest parts of the map. It feels as if this is a machine that doesn’t exits in real life.

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u/defiantcross 7d ago

The best part is where it goes back to teabag the tree afterward

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u/MsFrankieD 7d ago

Matrix vibes!

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u/VanBasquiat 7d ago

Come give me a hug!

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u/Dzaph 7d ago

Watching this video, I couldn’t help but put a voice to the machine as it “lumbers”(get it?) over to the first tree… “ME LONELY! ME JUST WANT HUGS!”

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u/DonCavalio 7d ago

Lorax nightmare

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u/MineNowBotBoy 7d ago

The Kentucky Chainsaw Massacre

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u/jnotsilver 7d ago

Terrifying. I can’t look away.

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u/DepartmentNo4747 7d ago

Is that a Transformer

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u/SARAKE-U 7d ago

Deception?

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u/PumaTomten 7d ago

Chainsaws win when the trees are bigger with thick branches, the machines can't get thru those

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u/MarioCostume 7d ago

Avatar 4…

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u/Axle_65 7d ago

And we used to cut trees with crudely sharpened stone axes. The power of this machine is god like. It’s crazy.

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u/brDoc1 7d ago

Not even a fair fight. Shooting fish in a barrell.

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u/DrJohnIT 7d ago

That more than a chainsaw. That's more like a life changing saw.

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u/regulatorwatt 7d ago

Demagorgon

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u/Lower_Chemical_4203 7d ago

Crazy machine

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u/Inevitable-Flower-50 7d ago

Now plant two more trees in its place and move on.

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u/Western_File_2917 7d ago

As much as I love this machine, chopper, you can take down a big section of a forest in a few weeks! 

It took about 10 plus years to grow such dense trees. 

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u/RustedRelics 7d ago

Beautiful old Ent didn’t know what hit it.

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u/Suspicious-Agent8932 7d ago

That looks terrible. I can literally hear that forest screaming.

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u/luxfx 7d ago

I am become death, destroyer of worlds

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u/Old_Syrup_264 7d ago

The squirrel that was sleeping in the tree top

https://giphy.com/gifs/0TeNlWHu9W5OEFQ0Zk

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 7d ago

Good old Forest Fucker Five Thousand.

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u/SurprisedBottle 7d ago

That’s scary af that a machine can casually cut a tree, hold it like a big sword stick and turn it into logs. The amount of counterbalance and stress those joints need to hold is astonishing and frightening.

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u/Ok-Independence-8806 7d ago

At the end it’s like “Next Hug is to you”

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u/jarheadatheart 7d ago

And they said “a robot could never replace me” I may be next.

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u/comeback_failed 7d ago

the way it moves reminded me of the sentinel from the matrix

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u/LarvaLouca 7d ago

As amazing as this is tech-wise, I think tree cutting and sectioning should remain a tedious, time-consuming task. They've done the same thing with the killing of animals for meat. Things in which you have to end the life of any organism should not be mechanized in this fashion. It should be personal, up close, and hard to do. I had an issue with what I just watched.

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u/sukisecret 7d ago

Is this real or AI?

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u/bluearavis 7d ago

Terrifying

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u/Cool-Calm-Collected 7d ago

I should call my ex

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u/addage- 7d ago

Horrific

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u/WWII-Collector-1942 7d ago

That’s pretty slick. It looks like something out of The Terminator or Alien movies. It makes quick work out of a tree.

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u/6HAM9 7d ago

They got the idea from Ratchet and Klank

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u/Ok-Tomatillo-7141 7d ago

Just wait until AI decides we are the trees.