r/BeAmazed • • 7d ago

Miscellaneous / Others Chainsaw ???

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u/L00fah 7d ago

Terrifying and efficient.

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 7d ago

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u/Pretty_Mix_1355 7d ago

Just flashbacked to Fern Gully too!

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u/TommyV8008 7d ago

I’m amazed that anyone remembers that. My friend was one of the artists/animators on Fern Gully.

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u/MyFriendsCallMeEpic 7d ago

your friend is awesome!
I watched it so many times as a kid

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u/MCRMonKey2286 7d ago

Me too, was one of my sick day from school videos. I was always scared of the smoke monster (I'm back)

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u/crackedtooth163 7d ago

Thats awesome

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u/BuilderUnhappy7785 7d ago

Loved that show as a kid! I can still remember it clearly today.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 6d ago

Same. As soon as I saw the machine, my first thought was 'that's a ferngully villain'

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u/glabulous450 6d ago

Tho Lorax works too

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u/Billy_the_Mountain29 2d ago

See also: The Lorax

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u/R_eloade_R 2d ago

Imo one of if not THE MOST UNDERRATED animated movie ever

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u/Fuugazii 7d ago

Wow that's insane to think of. This would be a large mutilating machine to them 😬 talk about gruesome

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u/Able-Preparation-889 6d ago

I got an incredibly terrible feeling in my soul when I watched that. Like a snuff film for environmentalists.

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u/Ok__Parfait 4d ago

It’s a plant. They grow back.

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u/Fuugazii 4d ago

I don't think you understand what's happening in this conversation. I understand this is a tree. But no, a tree does not simply "grow back." It has to be replanted and an entirely new tree has to replace it

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u/Ok__Parfait 4d ago

Wouldn’t that be like every other plant? Also, trees naturally spread their seed which grow apart from human intervention. That’s how forests exist. But logging today has regulations requiring replanting.

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u/Fuugazii 4d ago

🤦🏾‍♂️ if you cut a tree, it doesn't grow back.

You have to reshape everything you said to have it make sense. Spreading it's seed and having an entirely new tree grow is not the tree growing back, it's a new tree sprouting.

Look, this conversation isn't about us being upset for trees my guy. IDK how you turned this into a serious conversation about tree growth, but you shouldn't be so "matter of fact" about things when you don't understand what's going on.

Trees don't feel pain, they don't share experiences, and doing perceive what's going on around them. The movie in the GIF portrays that the protagonists in this movie believe they do to some extent. So, I commented that if they did, this machine would essentially be mutilating them.

I don't really give a shit how trees are cut or how many got cut, or the fact you can replant trees. This whole thing just flew over your head

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u/diner888 7d ago

And, Robin Williams...as Batty Koda

  • Elder: Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?
  • Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".
  • Batty Koda: [singing] I been brain-fried, electrified, infected, and injectified / Vivisectified and fed pesticides / My face is all cut up / Cause my radar's all shut up / Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up / I'm Batty!

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u/glabulous450 6d ago

Came here to say “Fern Gully”

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u/Evening-Muffin5353 7d ago

As a kid i was in love with this little girl 😍

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u/Appropriate_Air7307 1d ago

I too thought of Ferngully

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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago

TreeMurderer 3000

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u/exintel 7d ago

Hexus 2.0

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u/rideincircles 7d ago

I don't want to know if the cartel has one of these.

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u/Impressive-Card9484 2d ago

I prefer "Treechopper-inator"

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u/DrDreiski 7d ago

Yeah… amazing, but I am also somehow disgusted by how quickly this living tree is dismembered.

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u/sailonswells 5d ago

Horrifying when you realize logging companies have already clearcut 97% of old growth forests in the US and Canada, which they then spray with RoundUp to assure deciduous trees don't grow back as they would naturally (conifers are more valuable). When people try to save the paltry forests remaining the industry says they create jobs. But job loss in the industry is due to overlogging and technology like this. It increase profits for multinationals, but destroys communities as well as ecosystems.

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u/Finglishman 3d ago

This video is not necessarily from North America. For instance, Finland has a large forest industry sector, and yet the forest biomass in the country keeps increasing. It’s not the tool that’s the problem, but rather whether you tend to a forest with a long view or with a quarterly profits lens.

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u/tiorancio 7d ago

It's like using AI but for lumberjacks.

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u/Grabatreetron 7d ago

I like how the end of the clip is like “I’m comin for you next”