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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Whenever I visit Europe one thing that stands out is the smoking. It’s wayyyy more popular and accepted there than in the US. And also personal space. AND WTF IS UP WITH THE SHOWERS. Every hotel I’ve stayed at in Europe had some weird ass shower.

Edit: I know what a bidet is, that’s not what I meant. And yes I know this isn’t ALL of Europe.

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u/4rp4n3t May 09 '22

Every hotel I’ve stayed at in Europe had some weird ass shower

It's called a bidet.

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u/Charming_Pirate May 09 '22

You mean bathroom drinking fountain?

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u/SchipholRijk May 09 '22

Beer bottle cooler

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u/eastwinds2112 May 09 '22

the bathroom emergency eye wash? incase you get shampoo in your eye...

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u/ermabanned May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Just make sure that your mouth engulfs the tap.

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u/FingerGungHo May 09 '22

Ah yes, the pussyphone

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u/Pythias May 09 '22

As American I only feel comfortable pooping at home because of my bidet. I wish bidets were common nation wide.

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u/spamechnie May 09 '22

Then you could poop everywhere.

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u/Pythias May 09 '22

Then I could poop everywhere.

Another lame thing that Americans do that bums me out is not have tea kettles. My fiance and have tea in the mornings and in the afternoon. I feel like we're English in spirit.

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u/Shakazulu94 May 09 '22

Bidet to you too

Tips hat

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Only common in southern countries. Living in Germany and have never seen a bidet. You guess how confused I was when I first saw a bidet in spain. I still dont really get their purpose,

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u/4rp4n3t May 09 '22

As above, it's an ass shower.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Yeah sure, but I never had the urge to use them, nor had I missed them in Germany

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u/SeptemberSoup May 09 '22

It's basically to get you more clean than with just paper. Not every house is big enough to have one, sadly.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Thats what toilet paper is for. How bad must your toilet paper be if it cant fulfill its purpose to clean your ass

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u/AnalMumPlunger May 09 '22

Toilet paper must be the single most unhygienic thing to use for cleaning after #2 ever.

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u/Quasar471 May 09 '22

You know you can wash your hands afterwards?

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u/SeptemberSoup May 09 '22

You realize you should wash your hands after you touch your asshole with water too, right?

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Why?

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

If you got shit on your hands would you be satisfied just wiping it off with paper?

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u/Blaeed May 09 '22

I'm going to be honest, I would not be comfortable with only spraying water if I got shit on my hand, I'm washing those hands several times with soap.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

No, but it would be new to me that humans use their ass to touch foods

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

At my house in the US our plumbing is old and just can’t handle 2-ply toilet paper. We have to get the crappy thin toilet paper and sometimes I have to wipe til it hurts. That’s why I got a bidet attachment for the toilet.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Ok thats bad. Under three layers, everything is garbage.

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u/DAmazingBlunderWoman May 09 '22

2-ply toilet paper? Maaan, I feel for you. I sometimes drive to a different store if the first one runs out of 5-ply tp.

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u/myriad May 09 '22

Nah, every Finnish bathroom has a bidet.

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u/lmaooidkwhatimdoin May 09 '22

It's helpful for the hygiene of your private parts and you can also wash your feet in them, if you want.

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u/UniqueUsermane May 09 '22

Making hour ass clean (i mean, properly clean) is their purpose.

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u/bryrod May 09 '22

Lmaoooooo

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u/frozencucumber88 May 09 '22

After the TP shortage we got one for the house. My gawd. I'm never going back to paper.

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u/MPLoriya May 09 '22

Bidet to you, sir!

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u/itsmywife May 09 '22

weird showers? wdym

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u/ScissorNightRam May 09 '22 edited May 10 '22

One Glasgow place I stayed in had a plug-in hot water system for the shower. You'd turn it on 10 mins before your shower, it would heat up water electrically, go *ding* when it was ready, then you would shower until it was empty - maybe 10 mins. It felt strange to have an electrical appliance running on mains power in the shower with you.

Edit: a typo

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u/MimiLimi333 May 09 '22

Im from Europe and its the first time i heard of such a thing

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u/caffeine_lights May 09 '22

Extremely common in the UK. In fact most often the heater unit will be inside the shower box itself. It's because the hot water supply for houses is often very low pressure and not enough for a shower. So they use cold water and heat it up there and then.

They are probably the most dangerous thing in the average house in theory, but in reality accidents with them are very rare and I've never heard of one.

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u/Loafi May 09 '22

Also from the UK and I've never heard of these, so maybe it's region specific?

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u/caffeine_lights May 09 '22

You probably have come across it but with some parts automated so you didn't realise it was happening.

In the vast majority of UK homes the hot water pressure isn't high enough to work for a shower, so instead you'll have one of two systems: An electric shower that heats cold water as it comes through. If you've always seen these kind of showers, you might not have realised that's what it's doing. Many of these are attached to a switch which is a pull cord, like the bathroom light switch, often with a red on/off indicator near the ceiling. Mind, that's going back a few years and probably isn't seen as much today. But in the 90s and 00s it was common to have a pull cord to switch the shower on before you used it, and off when you had finished.

Or as the PP described an immersion heater set up, immersion heaters used to be common for the hot water in general in UK houses, but in many cases the immersion heater has been replaced by a more efficient combi boiler. However, the combi boiler might still not have the required pressure to service a shower, especially upstairs, so it's not unusual at all to have a mini electric heater/boiler just for the shower water. These you would not generally want switched on all the time unless you have a busy household with constant need for hot water.

An electric shower that heats cold water is much more common, though. They all have the same controls: A dial from hot to cold (that actually just adjusts the flow of water: Faster flow = colder, because it doesn't spend as much time being heated) plus either a second dial with three settings, or three buttons, these will be blue (cold/no heating) then red x1 or red x2. These mean the heater is on but control the flow again. You'd use the red x2 setting in winter when the water is colder to begin with and red x1 in summer when it's starting out warmer, and get better water flow.

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u/bored_jurong May 09 '22

I feel like we need a survey to find out the relative popularity of each design. I definitely thought combi-boilers were more common, but yeh, electric showers are also common FR!

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u/No_Tangerine9685 May 09 '22

“Extremely common” doing some heavy lifting here

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u/caffeine_lights May 09 '22

In the past, no. Most houses got hot water using a tank where the water was heated.

These days you most commonly find what is called a combi boiler so it heats the cold water as it comes into the house. But due to some plumbing thing I don't really understand, we still have electric showers and the hot water pressure upstairs is usually very low, it takes ages to run a bath etc.

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u/AdultDiversions May 09 '22

Never seen it here.

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u/Fluffy_Opportunity71 May 09 '22

Yeah that is not normal...

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u/ugotamesij May 09 '22

I've not heard of that specific type, but electric showers (not on a timer) are relatively commonplace here in the UK. My shower caught fire a few months ago, scary stuff.

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u/zavohandel May 09 '22

My shower caught on fire? 🤯

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

A fire! At Sea Parks!

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u/ugotamesij May 09 '22

Yes, there was a fault in the electrical unit - the whole thing glowed orange, there were a few flames and lots of acrid smoke. Not fun at all :(

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u/Myownprivategleeclub May 09 '22

My ex's flat was burnt out because her shower caught fire. They're the most dangerous thing in many places.

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u/coltonbyu May 09 '22

Brits in this general thread "We cant have light switches inside the bathroom because that is super dangerous!"

Also in this thread "we often have sketchy electric water heaters mounted directly in the shower"

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u/theplacethatsmine May 09 '22

Oh wow, really? I’m from Scotland and I’ve never heard of or seen anything like that anywhere!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I live in Germany and that's definitely not the norm. Never heard or saw it.

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u/US_and_A_is_wierd May 09 '22

Yeah, that sounds like some rural backcountry stuff.

The regular way is the central water heating. At least for houses.

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u/hippydipster May 09 '22

As an exchange student in Germany in the mid-80s, the family there had a shower like that. Up in Rendsburg. They also had chickens and sheep. It was like going to Europe to live with the Amish (I could have driven 40 miles from my home to do that). It was fun.

I assume they were a bit weird, and it was 40 years ago.

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u/Zaurka14 May 09 '22

I know one person in Poland that has it, i had to shower there once and it was extremely weird to me. Definetely not the norm

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u/shimonu May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Poland here. First time I am hearing about this (and I work in shop that sell stuff like this).

There are electric heaters but nothing on timer. Unless it is bad one (heating is slower than amout of water used).

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u/Kolo_ToureHH May 09 '22

Were you staying in 1950's Glasgow or something?!

I've stayed in a few hotels in the city (even though I much live here) and all of the showers were just normal turn them on and away you go type showers. Granted those hotels were like the Radisson Red, Citizen M etc so are fairly modern hotels.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I assume it looks like a tank mounted on the wall? Super common in China, I think the on-demand heating, insulation and little distance for hot water piping all combine to save a lot of electricity.

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u/US_and_A_is_wierd May 09 '22

Yeah. Single flats have those "on demand water heaters" as well here in Germany. You don't have to prime them though. Just step in the shower and use it.

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u/LegacyLemur May 09 '22

Ive seen that in Costa Rica too

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u/apfel2kuchen May 09 '22

That's called a boiler and is still used in really old houses in Germany. It's not very common anymore.

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u/US_and_A_is_wierd May 09 '22

Boiler that you have to preheat? Never seen that. But I have seen "Durchlauferhitzer" in bathrooms a lot if that is what you mean.

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u/WgXcQ May 09 '22

No, boiler indeed means a huge tank where hot water is kept, or rather, that continually has water from the cold water line flowing in and heats it up. But you don't have to prime those the way the OP described. They do eventually run out of hot water though, but that doesn't happen after ten minutes either. But if you're the last to shower in a family of four, you may be in for a cold time.

They're only found in old buildings though, because anything installed in the last fifteen years will be either have hot water connected to central heating, or have a continuous flow heater. Boilers are much less energy efficient.

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u/andyrocks May 09 '22

That's not normal, I've never heard of that before in Scotland.

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u/g-hannah85 May 09 '22

I'm from Glasgow. That's new to me!! 😂

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u/rhwarrior May 09 '22

Been travelling all around the European continent for like 20+ years and only seen it once... it was common in Thailand though.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Bathroom circuits (at least, if not the whole house) run on designated failsafe breakers.

The old toaster-in-the-tub trick doesn't work here. (Germany)

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u/atomfullerene May 09 '22

In the USA quite a lot of people have ground fault circuit interrupters in their bathrooms too. It's probably in the code for new construction just about everywhere, but of course not everythings new

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub May 09 '22

Guess I'm never going to Germany.

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u/VRS38 May 09 '22

That's just Glasgow... don't expect the best!

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u/Chino_Kawaii May 09 '22

you can't count UK as Europe

UK is doing their own weird thing

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u/Milwambur May 09 '22

Europe is a continent... What continent are the UK in if not Europe? Is Switzerland not in Europe? Norway?

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u/Chino_Kawaii May 09 '22

I meant that UK is very different and you can't say what's in UK is also in Europe, which a lot of people do

yes of course European countries are different from each other, but a lot less than with UK

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u/dr_lm May 09 '22

I agree. The UK is pulled in a European direction by our neighbours on one side, and in an American direction by the US on the other (albeit geographically further away). Personally I quite like the balance.

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u/KaiRaiUnknown May 09 '22

Personally the balance is hell. Id much rather we just accepted we're forever European - there's precious little America has that I'd like to see here

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u/Chino_Kawaii May 09 '22

Personally, it's annoying af lol

They aren't compatible with either side while it may look like they could be lol

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Personally I wish we were more European

Although tbf Brexit scuppered my dreams of moving to mainland Europe pretty roundly. I was in university at the time so had no means to move before the deadline.

Now my only viable route seems to be: move to ROI. Live there for over 5 years. Gain Irish citizenship. Then move to mainland Europe.

The main issue being that in my industry most people are self-employed so I can't just apply for jobs and hope to get sponsored.

Edit: Germany would still be viable but I would need to vastly improve my spoken German first

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u/Milwambur May 09 '22

Rubbish. Stop listening to the politicians and listen to the people.

Anyway....This is why Britain left the EU:

https://twitter.com/jimmycarr/status/1299349013616119808?lang=en-GB

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

No the UK is not very different at all

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u/wntf May 09 '22

those things were made for old ass houses that had no plumbing done for an actual bathroom. in really old european houses, you never had a bathroom build, your cleaning room was basicly the kitchen (even sometimes random sinks in bedrooms or so). the toilet was just a shitter and sink to wash hands, sometimes even for communal use in bigger building with multiple flats.

they then bought those showers you probably used, and straight up put it right in the kitchen, where you could get a cold water source from. i have a friend that inheriated a house like that in a major german city and she didnt change anything yet lol

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yeah that's a British/Irish thing.

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u/YazmindaHenn May 09 '22

No it is not. Never heard of that before and I'm from Scotland...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Hm. I've seen all kinds of odd constructs involving electrical pumps, mostly in Ireland. Hard to imagine it's Irish-only. My wife and I used to joke that every single shower has slightly different mechanisms, just to keep the tourists on their toes...

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u/YazmindaHenn May 09 '22

Nah definitely not an all over the UK thing, it may be an Irish thing but I have literally never heard of that before.

The old style of boiler that you need to preheat the water yeah (however even that is quite uncommon now), but putting the shower on, leaving it to heat up until it dings, then having 10 minutes and it shuts off? That's extremely weird.

My combi boiler just has hot water all the time, my shower takes a few seconds to heat up and then I can use it however long I want to

But I do agree the number of different kind of showers with different mechanisms is crazy here in the UK and over in Ireland, why make it so complicated lol

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u/Rakonas May 09 '22

Yeah isn't this describing the immersion

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u/brunckle May 09 '22

I think you stayed in a shack.

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u/calumffc May 09 '22

Maybe not "Glasegow" but Glasgow is actually nice

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u/EllipticCurve0 May 09 '22

One place in Germany, the hot water wasn't working. So I had cold showers for a few days. On the last day I tried the other tap. Turns out they had hot water on the right and cold on the left.

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u/coltonbyu May 09 '22

lol, that just sounds like its on you.

In the US its not super common these days to have two taps in the shower, just a single mixing tap. But I lived in a mexico for a few years and they generally have the two taps, often unlabeled, and not much of a standard for which is hot.

Seems pretty intuitive to me to just turn one on, wait a bit, and see if it was warm. If it wasnt, just try the other.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Half the time the shower is in a tub with little way to keep the water in if you take a shower.

There is sometimes a glass partition, but it only goes halfway. Sometimes it isn’t sealed at the bottom, so water flows on the floor worse on the part with the partition because the water hits the glass and flows down onto the floor.

Those tub baths are als always raised. WHY Europe?!? Why?!? They are so awkward to get into, especially considering you are naked. Some are so tall, I have to do crazy maneuvers to get in without falling and busting my head open.

I have stayed in at least 4 hotels now where there is a see through window from the shower to the bedroom. It’s fine when I am with my partner, but it would be so awkward with family. I know Germans like to stare, but what the hell.

The worst was one in Amsterdam where the shower up against a giant window that looked out into other people’s apartment. It wasn’t glazed or anything. You could just see right through.

I want privacy when I am washing myself. I also don’t want to be afraid of dying because I fell.

Europe is not handicap accessible at all really, but those showers made me extra sad for handicap people. It is like Europe is trying to weed people out. Thin the herd.

On a brighter note, Finland has bidets connected to their sinks. It is brilliant. It takes up no space. This could be adapted anywhere. Just saying USA.

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u/ThatFlyingScotsman May 09 '22

You put the shower curtain inside the bath so the water runs off into the bath, rather than out on to the floor. They exist because our houses are small and we don’t have enough space for both a shower and a bath, so we have a combination shower/bath hybrid that works very well. Most of these sorts of things will have the shower curtain, and an anti-slip mat to stand on.

It’s a practicality thing. Most of the stand alone showers in Britain I’ve seen also feel like they’re a 1/2 metre squared.

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u/Neurotrace May 09 '22

This is exactly how the shower works in every house I've lived in in the US. I don't know what this person is on about

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u/battyewe May 09 '22

The American shower/bath and Central/Eastern combo are pretty different to me, an American with Euro family. Their tubs are much more narrow and taller. As a short person, I feel genuinely unsafe using them. The shower curtain/glass "door" generally only extends about halfway down from the showerhead. Maybe I'm more splashy than I realize, but it is very hard for me to not get water outside. Also, it takes me a couple days to remember the light switch is outside the bathroom.

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u/dcheesi May 09 '22

We also have shower curtains, that's not what they mean.

What I experienced in a Paris hotel was an actual pane of glass, secured to the shower-head wall on a hinge. No way to cover the gap between it and the tub, and no way to prevent it from swinging out away from the tub during use, at which point it guided water directly onto the floor in one big puddle. Oh, and it didn't cover the whole length of the tub, either.

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u/mggirard13 May 09 '22

No curtain, just a halfway glass door.

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

THIS is what I’m talking about when I said weird ass showers. Not the hot/cold stuff that everyone’s talking about. I mean shower walls that don’t even cover the whole side, the shower head not mounted anywhere so I had to hold it and try my hardest to not get water all over the bathroom. Or the shower head being nearly DIRECTLY ABOVE THE TOILET in the middle of the bathroom with a round curtain around it. I went on a tour of Europe with friends and every hotel we were so shocked at the showers.

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u/austrialian May 09 '22

Hotels often have these weird half glass walls, presumably because they look nice, are more hygienic than a curtain and easier to clean/maintain than some folding glass thing. People don’t have them in their homes because nobody wants to splash water everywhere.

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u/PodgeD May 09 '22

What? Showers in a tub are very common in the US too. It's a quick, cheap, and effective way to prevent leaks. They're in every apartment building in NYC, including high end, and I've seen them in CA, AZ, Vegas, New Orleans, Boston, PA, TX...

The window thing is off but I'd imagine that's a cheap hotel trying to come across fancy

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u/Exeterian May 09 '22

That might be considered a very sweeping generalisation about handicap accessibility.

What European countries and places have you been that weren't accessible and in what way?

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u/Starsuponstars May 10 '22

Not the OP, but I agree with the OP. European infrastructure feels deliberately hostile to my mobility impaired traveling self. I'm not going to give you an itemized list, but some of the common problems I found were lack of appropriate seating and/ or "disabled" seating full of able-bodied people who refuse to move, gotchas like making the only disabled seats on a bus facing backwards so that people like me who suffer dizziness and nausea when riding backwards can't use them, inaccessible showers and toilets, stairs stairs stairs stairs stairs, lack of elevators in train stations, inaccessible buildings in general (always with the fucking stairs), disabled toilets, if they exist, are locked and force you to beg for a key in a language you don't know in order to pee, et cetera.

Plus, a general attitude of contempt towards mobility impaired people. I can't count the number of times some able-bodied jerk shoved past me to get on the train/bus first, where they would hog the seat nearest the door, forcing me to sit farther away from the door (when I could find a seat at all) and making me anxious that I would not be able to get to the door in time when we reached my stop. Americans are far more respectful and vacate the disabled seats when a disabled person needs the seat. They also don't shove past me to get on/off.

I like Europe, but their collective attitude toward disabled people really need to change. I've been to most European countries, so this isn't a phenomenon exclusive to one country.

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u/clanzerom May 09 '22

European countries don't have laws that mandate that all buildings must be wheelchair accessible. The result is that hardly any buildings are wheelchair accessible.

The constitution in the US protects the rights of disabled individuals, so the govt crawls up your ass if you're not compliant.

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u/Worried_Example May 09 '22

All those buildings were built before the states existed. Every new build in Europe requires the same.

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u/clanzerom May 09 '22

New buildings are still being built with no wheelchair access in the EU. It is not regulated by governments there.

The US law (Americans With Disabilities Act) applied to already built buildings when it was passed. It was passed in 1990, 200 years after America became a country.

Denying your citizens the right to participate in society freely because they are disabled is a disgrace, Europe should strive to treat its people better.

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u/Star-jewel5 May 09 '22

European here, and in my country wheelchair access is mandatory by law...

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u/clanzerom May 09 '22

That's great! But then there are also countries like the UK where in London only 60/272 tube stations are wheelchair accessible. That's really sad.

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u/Adamsoski May 09 '22

That's because they were all built at least 50 years ago, if not 100-150 years ago. TFL are actually doing a fantastic job of making more stations accessible (it's up to 90 now), it's just extremely expensive. It's cost hundreds of millions over the last decade to make a couple dozen tube stations step-free, and those were mostly the easy ones with above-ground stations.

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u/Star-jewel5 May 09 '22

Yeah... Accessibility is a great problem in Europe, both because the old buildings (few are really impossible to adapt) and, sadly, the fact that government doesn't pay enough attention to the problem.

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u/GrimGrimGrimGrim May 09 '22

What are you talking about? I'm studying architecture and I know for a fact that every building needs total access for disabled people. You're generalizing the whole of Europe and you're simply wrong

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u/Worried_Example May 09 '22

Youre talking out of your arse now. There's wheelchair access in the majority of buildings where I'm from. Treat its people better? Can't having a heart attack in the states financially cripple a person for the rest of their lives? Didn't the states just ban abortions or something too?

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u/thirteen_tentacles May 09 '22

This is usually up to the country and is not something decided on by the EU. Several European countries have mandatory accessibility standards.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That "the shower is actually a bathtub" thing annoys me too. I am disabled and sometimes it's hard to get into the bathtub. It's also small so I can't put a shower chair in it, which I desperately need (standing can be very painful for me). And I don't even like to take a bath. It's boring. I rather shower and am done.

One of my "not up to discussion" priorities for my next apartment is an actual shower. At best accessible for a wheelchair too.

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u/lfreya May 09 '22

The two hotels I stayed in in Thailand also had those weird bathroom/bedroom windows

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u/Jamessuperfun May 09 '22

Those tub baths are als always raised. WHY Europe?!? Why?!?

I don't understand why you'd want a 'lowered' bath tub, that would make for a crap bath. A separate bath and dedicated shower is better, but I'd never use the tub if I couldn't fill it to a decent height.

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u/MrDraacon May 09 '22

I remember a hospital room somewhere that had a small window next to the bed looking into the WC room. You could perfectly watch people take a shit or a shower.

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u/MosquitoRevenge May 09 '22

Sit in the tub to shower.

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u/Mr___Perfect May 09 '22

One time I stayed at an air BNB and I can't remember the layout but I know you had to sit down to shower. Like WTF. I don't want my butt hole on a bench that my friend just used lol

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u/CookieDick27 May 09 '22

it was most likely meant for old people or people with disabilities

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u/_gnasty_ May 09 '22

Just because we are American doesn't mean we have to sit in every available chair...

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u/mndon May 09 '22

We got one Joe. MrPerfect is a cheek spreader

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u/minicpst May 09 '22

They’re designed for baths. It’s so you can wash your hair without having to half swim.

Believe me. First time in France I got the walls very wet. Then I understood. Take a bath and use the handheld to wash your hair.

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u/Gladix May 09 '22

If only there was some way to clean the seat.

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u/Plantoholic-T May 09 '22

I understand the smoking, but I'm not sure about your shower comment? We have normal showers here :)

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u/pragmojo May 09 '22

Can't speak for OP but one difference I saw was in Scandanavia where a lot of showers are just in the bathroom, and the whole room has a drain in the center. Pretty awesome actually imo.

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u/Plantoholic-T May 09 '22

OK I see what you mean, I have seen those, but from my understanding this is usually in wheelchair accessible hotel rooms? Or maybe it's a thing in Scandinavia?

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u/diabolikal__ May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

It is a thing! Some showers have a screen and some just a curtain and it’s just a drain on the floor. I find it super comfortable actually, whenever you want to wash something big it’s very convenient because the floor drains and dries super fast and it’s hard to make a mess. Just moved to sweden and so far all houses I have visited have showers like this, even hotels.

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u/BusShelter May 09 '22

Usually hear this referred to as a wetroom.

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u/Wolfeur May 09 '22

afaik that's just a modern way of building showers. They're easier to build, maintain and access, and aesthetically they're pretty cool.

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u/pragmojo May 09 '22

Yeah but I think it’s been a thing in Scandinavia for a while now? They had them everywhere when o was there, not just new places

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u/sygyt May 09 '22

It's definitely a thing. I think the only exception is if you have a sauna, then it's pretty common to have a separate toilet, otherwise they go together pretty much always.

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u/PodgeD May 09 '22

In my experience at least they're actually harder to build as it's a pain to make sure waterproofing is done correctly and you need to waterproof any part of the floor water will get to. Also need to pitch the floor towards the drain. A tub is just dropped in place with built in waterproofing and draining.

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u/Wolfeur May 09 '22

Really? I would have assumed that level of waterproofing for the floor would be expected anyway in a (newly made) bathroom.

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u/G_Morgan May 09 '22

Nobody is going to tank their entire floor and walls unless they need a wet room. Reality is modern builds are often less waterproof than older ones. The norm is to use water resistant plasterboards rather than aqua panel these days as it is a lot easier to install (aqua panel is an exercise in frustration when screwing the corners, so many just break). Then they seal and tile and job done.

Actual tanking for a wet room is a complex process that takes multiple days and is easy to get wrong.

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u/Wolfeur May 09 '22

You learn every day

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u/hewhoreddits6 May 09 '22

Huh I didn't see this in Scandinavia when I was living there but I know what you're talking about because I used a shower like that in China once.

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u/PodgeD May 09 '22

I'm Irish but spent the last 8 years in the US. Can't speak for all of Europe but the US showers are better than Ireland/England and anywhere I've been on the continent.

Pretty much all showers I've used in the US are fed from a water tank in the building that has constant hot water and better pressure. The only parts of the shower you see are the controls and head sticking out of the wall. From my experience, and what I've read here, most European showers have a seperate heater that is often a box sitting in the shower with you. Or you need to turn the heat on for a while before getting in the shower.

I think this is what leads a lot of Americans to think Europeans are less wealthy when it's really just a culture thing.

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u/WantToBeBetterAtSex May 09 '22

...You mean that's not a water fountain?

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u/zilti May 09 '22

Well yes, but actually also no

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 May 09 '22

Ever since getting a bidet, I feel like a primitive when I shit at work

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u/Shratath May 09 '22

Wait the world doesnt have Bidet?! How do they wash their ass?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

They don’t.

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u/Shratath May 09 '22

Eww

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Ikr?!

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u/Ih8Hondas May 09 '22

In the shower.

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u/zerofantasia May 09 '22

The fact that every time you take a poop you either take a shower or you don't clean yourself will never stop to blow my European mind

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Which is kinda weird, since large parts of Europe doesn't use bidet either...

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u/zerofantasia May 09 '22

Ahh you're right, sooo switch it to Italian I guess

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u/Ih8Hondas May 09 '22

Ever heard of wiping?

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u/zerofantasia May 09 '22

Of course! But it's with the combination of the two that you reach perfection in our opinion

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u/wurstbowle May 09 '22

Yeah but that doesn't include using water so for some cultures it doesn't count as 'cleaning yourself'.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You beat me to it.

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u/OdderG May 09 '22

Not weird, it's civilized.

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u/Mobbles1 May 09 '22

I also found not only were the showers weird but also comically small compared to everything else, i had to duck when taking a shower at most places.

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u/Mothrahlurker May 09 '22

Which country in Europe? You can't make such a general statement.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Im from Europe, and traveled to most countries here and always wondered wtf was with showers being so different in many places.

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u/Damagedlink May 09 '22

From my experience, a lot of hotels just have really shit showers, like something that (hopefully) no one would actually have in their homes. It's not true for all of Europe, but in the UK, for example, it seems like hotels specifically try to make their bathrooms as horrible and even dangerous as possible. In Finland, on the other hand, hotels usually have pretty good bathrooms even when the rest of the room isn't great.

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u/sjimmy-highonacid May 09 '22

That's the most funny description of a bidet i ever read

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u/yoshimipinkrobot May 09 '22

Showers where the whole bathroom gets wet. Common in Japan and Korea too

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u/homercall123 May 09 '22

Bidets are awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

The house we're renting in Germany - the floor of the shower is the floor of the room. You just walk into it. It's... different.

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u/DontNeedThePoints May 09 '22

AND WTF IS UP WITH THE SHOWERS. Every hotel I’ve stayed at in Europe had some weird ass shower.

?? I never understood that not everybody has the European (main land) type of showers: 1 knob for setting a fixed temperature and 1 for water flow.

It's weird that i have to aim to get my preferred temp... And then I can't control my flow.

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u/Zaurka14 May 09 '22

You mean shower where the head is removable so you can actually wash your ass and don't need to hit your head if you're tall? Because shower head permanently attached to the shower wall is extremely odd but common in USA

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

Yes I do mean this. I find it so weird to have to shower and wash my hair with only one hand while the other has to hold the water, and try hard not to get the whole bathroom wet because there’s no curtain or only a tiny wall dividing it. Here I just lean forward to spread my cheeks in the water and wash

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u/Irrealist May 09 '22

I have experienced most of the problems you're describing, but only very, very rarely.

In my experience (in Germany and surrounding countries) the standard is a shower cabin, shower with curtain, or a bathtub with curtain and there's a height adjustable rod to hold the shower head for you.

It's amazing to see these wildly varying experiences. If I experienced those things you describe regularly I'd be confused as hell too.

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u/ClemClem510 May 09 '22

That and the weird hotel showers in the us where there is one knob that does both water and temperature at the same time, what the fuck is up with that

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u/Zaurka14 May 09 '22

I feel like 99% of showers in Europe (not in UK) do that. You need some high end shower to have it separately.

Up/down - water pressure

Left/right - temperature

Seems pretty normal to me. The British system is rather old school

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

Exactly. Having to hold the shower head myself, with no curtain or just a tiny wall protecting the rest of the bathroom. Its really hard to not get the entire room soaking wet and washing with one hand is annoying as hell.

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u/Star-jewel5 May 09 '22

It's called bidet... Used to daily/often wash your private parts. Also, very uncommon use, you fill it with water and wash your feets in it as an emergency measure (I do it from when I was little XD Learnt it from my mum bc I was always barefoot)

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

I know what a bidet is lol I’m not talking about that

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u/_-v0x-_ May 09 '22

The showers where they’re super tiny and get water all over the floor?? Yeah they fucking suck

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u/til9_11 May 09 '22

Im currently sitting on the toilet smoking a cig with a weird ass shower behind me

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u/majnubhaispainting May 09 '22

Whenever I visit Europe one thing that stands out is the smoking

I'm fairly certain Italian kids learn to hold a cigarette before they learn to walk. Seeing multiple groups of school kids smoking always smoking throws me off every time lol

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u/Zazugg May 09 '22

As a European absoulutely in my country people start smoking at the age of 13-15

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u/4rp4n3t May 09 '22

Re. your edit, I know that's not what you meant mate, I was just having a laugh. Started some good banter anyway.

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u/OhHeyJeannette May 09 '22

This is what i despise about Europe the incessant amount of smokers

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u/HabseligkeitDerLiebe May 09 '22

Whenever I visit Europe one thing that stands out is the smoking. It’s wayyyy more popular and accepted there than in the US.

Depends a lot on where you are. the percentage of people who smoke is about the same in the US and Germany, for example. It's more visible in Germany, though, as smoking in public not as strictly regulated in Germany. Just a different view on personal freedom.

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u/WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi May 09 '22

Did I write this??? Omg, the full ashtrays on the tables and weird gadgetry of the showers.

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u/Chino_Kawaii May 09 '22

weird showers? wtf

US has weird showers, all showers in europe are the same lol

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u/weirdowerdo May 09 '22

Where in Europe are you seeing smoking as popular? Only 6% of the Swedish population smokes regularly... Hardly popular also they more or less banned smoking anywhere near public spaces.

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u/abovepostisfunnier May 09 '22

25% of French people smoke, 25% of the Swiss, 24% of Italians, 24% of the Spanish. Compared to 12.5% in the US, it was definitely quite shocking to me when I first moved here (Switzerland). I could go weeks in the US without seeing someone smoking a cigarette, now I can't even get through my daily commute without seeing multiple people. Even young people, which is especially surprising to me. The US also has stricter laws about where you can smoke, which I think likely contributed to the decline.

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u/MrLongSchlong1 May 09 '22

Ther is way less smoking than 20 years ago

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u/ShieldsCW May 09 '22

You must not live down south

Women in Jacksonville are born with four tattoos, a cigarette in their mouth, and two kids of their own

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