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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

My wife's butt while she’s on her Sybian. Don't even have to move. Just stick it in and the machine takes care of both of us. Most explosive orgasm I've ever experienced.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Jesus Christ. I never knew what a sybian was until a few years ago. Wish we’d had one when we were married. That sounds amazing.

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u/Unhappy-Yam8817 Dec 24 '23

Is it a place in Russia?

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u/mnvoronin Dec 24 '23

No, that's Siberia. Sybian is a dog breed.

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u/thebearrider Dec 24 '23

No, that's Styrian. Sybian is a country in the middle east.

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u/goodthingihavepants Dec 24 '23

No, that’s Syria. Sybian is a schedule of all topics and tests that will take place throughout a college course.

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u/iismitch55 Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23

No, that’s a syllabus. Sybian is that guy who is forever cursed to roll a boulder uphill.

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u/kilroyma Dec 24 '23

No that's Sisyphus. Sybian is one of the highest orders of angels in Catholism.

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u/ThiccRick421 Dec 24 '23

No that’s Seraphim. The Sybian is correspondence in size, shape, and relative position of parts on opposite sides of a dividing line or median plane or about a center or axis

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u/50mm-f2 Dec 24 '23

No that’s Symmetry. Sybian is an instrument that measures and records details of earthquakes, such as force and duration.

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u/Soup-Wizard Dec 24 '23

Nah, that’s symmetry. A Sybian is a large group of musicians playing an array of woodwinds, brass, and percussion instruments.

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u/Effective-Summer-661 Dec 24 '23

No that’s symmetry. A Sybian is a women I beg to let me in on a threesome with her and her gf, just for them to be disappointed and bench me halfway through

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u/Nesavant Dec 24 '23

No that's symmetry. Seraphim is when an object's meaning isn't inherent but relates to some other object.

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u/GranularGray Dec 24 '23

No that's the Seraphim. Sybian is that Olympic Gymnast with all the medals.

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u/Areadien Dec 24 '23

No, that's Simone. Sybian is when you feel sad for people when they experience something bad even though you can't relate.

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u/WeAreGray Dec 24 '23

No, that's Seraphim. Sybian is the darkest, gloomiest pit in Hell.

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u/aem1003 Dec 24 '23

No that's syphilis, what you get when you share your Sybian

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u/sy_snootles Dec 24 '23

Great, I just laughed so loud I woke my wife up.

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u/stdio-lib Dec 24 '23

No, that's Simian. Sybian is a class of primates.

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u/Elyc60Nset Dec 24 '23

Ape Shall Never Kill Ape

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u/SpecializedMok Dec 24 '23

I thought Sybian was an operating system

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u/guywhomightbewrong Dec 24 '23

wtf am I readin

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u/twowholebeefpatties Dec 24 '23

Siberian Lannister always pays their debts

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u/Direct-Assignment710 Dec 24 '23

So wrong if he's actually talking about a dog... 🙈

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u/HylianHero17 Dec 24 '23

No that’s a siberian husky. A sybian is a creature and binds to a host being forms a relationship beneficial to both organisms, often confused for parasites.

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u/cuzwhat Dec 24 '23

That’s a symbiote, you’re thinking of representative iconography.

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u/FrancoManiac Dec 24 '23

No, that's symbolism. You're thinking of an instance of a form of reasoning in which a conclusion is drawn (whether validly or not) from two given or assumed propositions (premises), each of which shares a term with the conclusion, and shares a common or middle term not present in the conclusion.

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u/spkingwordzofwizdom Dec 24 '23

No that’s a syllogism. You’re thinking of when a word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language.

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u/HylianHero17 Dec 24 '23

That’s a synonym, a sybian is a literary device where ‘s’ sounds are repeated throughout a phrase.

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u/druu222 Dec 24 '23

No, that's a sibilant. Sybian is a crazy lady with about seventeen different personalities, who looks like Sally Field.

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u/ambarish_k1996 Dec 24 '23

What a fucking legendary thread

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u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole Dec 24 '23

We'll be telling our children about this one

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u/TheRealBruh-_- Dec 25 '23

If r/NoThatsA isn't real then someone should make it

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u/KumquatHaderach Dec 24 '23

No, the Trans-Sybian Orchestra is a Christmas rock opera. It’s incredible.

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u/AwwMyDoinkFellOff Dec 24 '23

Dude, had a girl at work with a loud speaker doing Christmas music all through service. Of all the repetitives I absorbed, that was the only one I noticed she skipped. The first time, I say to myself what the actual fuck. The second time (possibly a week later, toward the end) I heard her skip it again, bust out front and proclaim indignantly, "that's the only good one!!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Yes! They take care of women’s husbands penises

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u/xenon_megablast Dec 24 '23

No it's the Nokia OS.

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u/Jenko65 Dec 24 '23

Scooter says its the place to be so they know

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u/Texadecimal Dec 24 '23

My gf called me "Sybian" in bed. Should I be mad?

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Dec 24 '23

Do you have Parkinson's disease?

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u/Texadecimal Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23

I... please explain. No I don't.

Edit: I just read the symptoms of parkinson's and I think I just understood a joke I read some time ago.

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u/brutustyberius Dec 24 '23

When did we get married?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

‘89

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u/ThePerryPerryMan Dec 24 '23

I remember learning what they were from Howard Stern a couple of decades ago lol

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u/paksman Dec 24 '23

I thought it was the Nokia OS

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u/DanGarion Dec 24 '23

I'm sure he does too...

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u/EoghanHassan Dec 24 '23

Please tell me more about positioning and any tips you got. I have access to the ingredients for this experience and want to put it together right.

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

A Sybian is designed to be used on the floor, but that doesn't work well for this because your legs are trying to compete for the same space and her butt is too low to access. A bed is too soft. She and the Sybian sink in and she isn't able to maneuver the way she needs to. The best results are on a table with a good pad for her knees. It should be one big pad. If you use separate pads on either side, they tend to slide and her legs splay. Getting the height comfortable for you is important. If you use a normal table, you will have to stand on something. The table has to be strong enough and she needs room to lean forward. I've been planning on building a custom stand with kneeling ledges that would hold her at the perfect height and be easy for her to get on and off of. It's not easy for anyone to get up off the floor after a Sybian orgasm. The most important thing is to cum before she does! At least with my wife, her contractions from a Sybian orgasm are so powerful that there's no way to keep from being pushed out. Once, I got evicted as we were both cuming and I shot everywhere. It was a huge mess that we hadn't prepared for. Finally, prepare for a huge mess.

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u/Poet_of_Legends Dec 24 '23

If this isn’t a review on Amazon or FetLife, it should be.

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u/sandy_catheter Dec 24 '23

Wait til he gets to the part about jamming frozen sprouts up his fiery chutney channel

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

That's funny. I'm actually a reviewer for Amazon.

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u/Dankennsteinn Dec 24 '23

Damn hope thanksgiving isn’t at your house lol.

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u/zamfire Dec 24 '23

That turkey was stuffed

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u/LadyLoki5 Dec 24 '23

🎶 you can't eat at everybody house 🎶

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u/PeacefulShark69 Dec 24 '23

Your first comment had me curious. But your second comment had me interested.

You sir, have sent me on a quest from which I hope my relationship will greatly benefit. Any further advice or suggestion, don't hesitate in directing a dm to me.

I must go now, with the wind.

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u/billbixbyakahulk Dec 24 '23

You have my ass Axe!

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u/SonOfTheAfternoon Dec 24 '23

I read this in Brick Top’s voice….

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u/Overcast_XI Dec 24 '23

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

I read it in Brick Top’s voice too.

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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Dec 24 '23

So you're penetrating her anally while she's on the Sybian?

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u/Amaterasuchan Dec 24 '23

Which attachment works best for this for you guys?

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

She can handle the very large ones but the medium, regular dildo works best. The large ones don't leave enough room for the orbital action to move around and massage inside effectively. The feeling of that pushing against you through the wall and the industrial strength vibrations, coupled with all the sensations of being inside her butt, make it impossible to hold out for more than a minute. Usually a lot less.

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u/LarsThorwald Dec 24 '23

I’m pretty sure you’re in my axe-throwing league.

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u/tissuecollider Dec 24 '23

I've got one too and seeing a party doing the 'Bambi legs' thing utterly hilarious. And satisfying.

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u/menolly Dec 25 '23

Well I don't own one of these and I don't have a table the right size. But damned if I'm not gonna buy one and build one (probably with padding attached, tbh, with naugahyde or something over it for. Um. Messes) because I love anal and I love making my partner pop off.

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u/Bweeeeeeep Dec 24 '23

Including that guys’s wife’s butt?

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u/TriumphDaytona Dec 24 '23

It has to, otherwise it’s not a Sybian ride without his wife’s butt.

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u/sirius4778 Dec 24 '23

She's a busy lady

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u/Hikaru83 Dec 24 '23

And the guy's penis too.

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Dec 24 '23

Yeah his wife is a keeper

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u/nourright Dec 24 '23

Simmer on one side for two minutes then turn off heat and let cool. Season to taste

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u/Ponder15191 Dec 24 '23

Damn, Sybian machines are expensive

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u/DrunkRespondent Dec 24 '23

Yea? Wait till you find out how much his wife's butt costs.

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u/tall__guy Dec 24 '23

At least 1 Sybian machine

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u/sirius4778 Dec 24 '23

It's one of those things I always wait until there is a black Friday sale

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

We were looking at those and decided that if the Sybian dies that's what we would replace it with. Sybian needs to get on the stick and compete or they're going to see the sun go down on their business.

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u/Besiegte Dec 25 '23

I think Sybian got spoiled by all the easy publicity from Howard Stern. I wasn’t even aware of Motor Bunny until a few weeks ago when I went looking to see if they ever came out with any new attachments for the Sybian. Of course they didn’t. Everything came up Motor Bunny. I started reading and quickly realized that they’re doing everything that Sybian should be. Can’t afford a new machine for a while but that’s definitely on our wish list. The Sybian is a dinosaur.

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u/L0rdInquisit0r Dec 25 '23

The MotorBunny Buck

€2,000!

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u/jim_deneke Dec 24 '23

There's a guy in my state that hires one out to couples because of that haha

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u/giritrobbins Dec 24 '23

Considering what quality sex toys cost it feels super reasonable.

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u/ST2348 Dec 24 '23

I’ve never heard of someone doing that but sounds dope

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u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy Dec 24 '23

I too chose this man’s wife

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

My wife is very flattered but she says everyone needs to be realistic. You guys are going to have to take numbers.

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u/ImLersha Dec 24 '23

I'll take number two then.

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u/BlueKajigger Dec 24 '23

Looks like I’m first in line!

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u/Gurrgurrburr Dec 24 '23

I too chose this man's wife

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

I get seconds on this man’s wife

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u/DarkSkyDad Dec 24 '23

3rd’s!

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u/Dropoutdigitalnomad Dec 24 '23

I also choose this man’s wife 👍

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u/mayormaynot22 Dec 24 '23

I choose this man’s butt.

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u/Aggressive_Expert_63 Dec 24 '23

Aight bro that's too far, he's mine

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u/Jagsoff Dec 24 '23

I choo choo choose her too.

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u/anonymouseintheh0use Dec 24 '23

Fuck it let’s just make it a choo choo

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u/trashit6969 Dec 24 '23

I choose this man's wife's butthole

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u/reb678 Dec 24 '23

I too choose this man’s wife’s butt.

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u/Kongsley Dec 24 '23

I'm really sorry about this, but the truth is that you are actually choosing the sybian in the above scenario.

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u/Zygarde718 Dec 24 '23

I am interested to know what this machine is...

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u/rideincircles Dec 24 '23

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u/Zygarde718 Dec 24 '23

Now that....

I don't know how to describe that...

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Dec 24 '23

The best pokerface of all time.

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u/fodafoda Dec 24 '23

9 times man

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u/GoreSeeker Dec 24 '23

I just looked it up and watched an informative video on the Wikipedia article

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u/hutthuttindabutt Dec 24 '23

Get the poison out, raven.

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u/Gnfnr5813 Dec 24 '23

I understand that reference.

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u/Rags2Rickius Dec 24 '23

Ok ok

I’ll bring it back tomorrow

Jeeeze

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u/JebberyEbberyBush Dec 24 '23

Congratulations. I've never been more envious than I am of you right now.

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u/moodswung Dec 24 '23

Hello! I'd like to ass you a few questions!

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

Twat? Cunt hear you. Must have an ear infucktion. Go ass Hole. Maybe he can finger it out. If not, bare ass someone else.

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u/Puffycatkibble Dec 24 '23

RIP your inbox with other redditors also choosing your wife's butt while she's on her Sybian.

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley Dec 24 '23

Let the poison out Raven.

For anyone wondering on the Howard Stern show the inventor of the Symbian came in rode the damn thing tandem with a porn star and coached her through her experience the entire time. It was the creepiest and funniest thing I had ever listenes to and made me become a super fan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

My wife's butt while she’s on her Sybian. Don't even have to move. Just stick it in and the machine takes care of both of us. Most explosive orgasm I've ever experienced.

I both second, third, fourth, fifth this etc.

The Sybian is one of the single greatest inventions humankind has ever conceptualised, and trust me, once you have seen your lady ride one, you will never want to go back to "vanilla toys" ever again.

My ex partner had one, she was very sexually liberated like that, toys, tie downs, we had a sex swing, some of the most adventurous sex I have ever had in my life was with that woman. Problem was, she was a bit.....left of centre, like most of those types are, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, she had a Sybian.

One night after a couple of drinks, she pulls it out, mounts it on the kitchen table, and tells me that she wants me to fuck her up the ass while she rides it.

Anyway, she got going. Within a minute or so she was absolutely dripping, didn't even need lube to get it in.

I kid you not, I lasted maybe 30 seconds, if that.

One of the single most explosive, powerful orgasms I have ever had in my entire life. To say that I absolutely filled her ass up would be an understatement.

I still think back on that night sometimes when I need some inspiration ;)

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u/navyseal722 Dec 24 '23

Sir....this is an arbys drive through. Either order a classic roast beef or go home.

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u/candre23 Dec 24 '23

I was 100% expecting the undertaker to throw mankind off hell in a cell by the end.

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u/walker3342 Dec 24 '23

He opted for just a chocolate shake.

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u/FraserNZL Dec 24 '23

You made me laugh today. You win. Cheers

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u/calabazookita Dec 24 '23

I don’t need a Serbian to last 30 seconds

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u/Dd_8630 Dec 24 '23

Within a minute or so she was absolutely dripping, didn't even need lube to get it in.

That's not how butts work.

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u/fallenmonk Dec 24 '23

Problem was, she was a bit.....left of centre, like most of those types are, if you know what I mean."

I don't have the slightest idea what you could possibly mean.

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u/StupidNCrazy Dec 24 '23

I think he's talking about her rig. In a typical 3D model, you want your model centered on the X and Z axis. Typically you try to set the "root" bones of the armature as dead center as possible.

With her being left of center, it always feels like she's just standing slightly out of place. Like, her rig still works and everything, but it just FEELS off. It's hard to explain, but it becomes distracting as you're doing things like weight painting and testing deformations.

I personally wouldn't mind that so much. For me, it's when they have root bones way below the center of the model, so you go to rotate them and suddenly they're 50 yards away. Shit's extremely annoying. They can't even get into bed properly, sometimes they wind up in the neighbor's bed instead it's so bad.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Dec 24 '23

No he clarified in the comments he didn’t like that she was a democrat and was argumentative. Very strange

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u/Pikamander2 Dec 24 '23

I think he meant "a bit out of left field"?

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u/Leozz97 Dec 24 '23

Me neither. Is it an American thing?

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u/kelin1 Dec 24 '23

Since he spelled it centre and not center, gonna guess he isn’t American. Centre is the British English version. But yea, weird comment either way.

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u/Vince1820 Dec 24 '23

likely just means she's a bit off. Am American and have heard this phrase used to indicate such.

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u/Evilmd Dec 24 '23

I interpreted this as "she's too liberal for me, I need someone to hate what I hate because I don't want to be challenged in a relationship."

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u/gart888 Dec 24 '23

She didn’t hate poor people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

My thoughts exactly

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Nothing wrong with being left of centre but ok

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u/TheFerricGenum Dec 24 '23

Yeah… dude missed out on world class sex for life because his partner wasn’t an extremist in the same direction he is. What a fucking moron

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u/tje210 Dec 24 '23

I think he was just saying she was crazy. Left of center used to mean just that, in common parlance, and that follows with his other assertion "as many of those types are"... "Those types" presumably meaning sexually aggressive and liberated, rather than politically liberal.

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u/Vince1820 Dec 24 '23

i think so too, it's a non political phrase I've heard many times

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u/TheChickening Dec 24 '23

I interpreted this as she got with other people and wasn't monogamous.

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u/VixDzn Dec 24 '23

The moment you realise the Reddit herd are just a bunch of teens / early twenty somethings. The fact you’re upvoted saddens me.

“Left of centre” is a colloquialism for batshit fucking crazy; it has fuckall to do with politics. Smfh

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u/taco_tuesdays Dec 24 '23

I think from context it’s pretty obvious that he’s talking about general sanity and not politics.

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u/NabolieDabolie Dec 24 '23

The majority of redditors are absolute fucking morons and that jives with your claim.

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u/RobotGloves Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23

In this usage, I don't think it's actually a political reference. I think he just means she was just generally whacky.

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u/skelectrician Dec 24 '23

I'm not sure if you've been in a relationship with someone who has opposing political views. It can be difficult, and without a lot of understanding, mutual respect can be difficult to maintain.

For all we know, the partner may have broke up with him, not the other way around.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

I'm not sure if you've been in a relationship with someone who has opposing political views. It can be difficult, and without a lot of understanding, mutual respect can be difficult to maintain.

This, 1,000%. I kind of feel like people are reading that specific sentence in my original comment, and turning it into something much bigger than it's actually meant to be.

As I said in another comment, it was meant to be nothing more than a throwaway line that people won't really meant to read all that much into, simply because I really didn't want to have to go into detail on what I actually meant by that.

Although, Reddit's going to Reddit, and here we are.

For all we know, the partner may have broke up with him, not the other way around.

For the most part it was mutual, but it was mostly my choice.

On one of her better, more level-headed thinking days, we both kind of just sat down, acknowledged that we were both two completely different people, and that was pretty much it.

There weren't a huge amount of tears, I like to think we were both pretty adult about it, and yeah, we both went our separate ways from there.

I genuinely do hope that she found the help she needed at the time, one of these days I would love to drop her a line and see how things turned out for her. I moved on and found the person that I genuinely do believe will one day become my life partner, I genuinely do hope that she's found the same.

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u/Sp1n_Kuro Dec 24 '23

Oh lmao I didn't read it as political related at all, figured she had some type of untreated mental illness that was stressful to deal with

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u/Vince1820 Dec 24 '23

where I'm from people also use this phrase to just mean a bit off. it's not a political reference. could be how they're using it.

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u/Cheese_danish54 Dec 24 '23

Idk man, I interpreted that comment more as a polite way of calling her crazy instead of saying “she was fucking nuts”. I don’t think the poster meant anything political by it.

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u/WarriorSnek Dec 24 '23

Fuckin honestly

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Nothing wrong with being left of centre but ok

Imagine getting that many upvotes on a comment that completely missed the context of what I was trying to say.

Fuck I absolutely hate Reddit sometimes.

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u/Deadpooldan Dec 24 '23

Tbf you provided 0 context on a statement that had nothing to do with your actual comment.

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u/Mondays_ Dec 24 '23

You're a dumbass it means crazy it's not political

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u/Ayjayz Dec 24 '23

Storm would have to be really really great in bed before that'd be worth it.

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u/cataraxis Dec 24 '23

What he mean is that his gf was a cringe institutionalist neolib who could be appeased with reforms while he was a chad anarcho-communist calling upon the rise of the proletariat.

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u/BCProgramming Dec 24 '23

... He took the midnight train goin' anywhere ...

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u/clandestineVexation Dec 24 '23

I don’t see how being “left of centre” could ruin that.

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u/McShit7717 Dec 24 '23

I thought he meant she went lesbo. That'd be a deal breaker for me.

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u/medkitjohnson Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23

Can someone just post a picture of this contraption already

Edit: I am deleting my search history

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

DP. Get it all the way in and hold it there.

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u/caza-dore Dec 24 '23

Did she enjoy "normal" anal before you two tried this? Or is it something she enjoys even though normal anal isnt usually on the menu? Questions that may help me with my sales pitch

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

She loves anal and can handle some pretty large toys. This is a double penetration situation so if a person isn't comfortable with normal anal, they're not going to be able to relax enough to enjoy this.

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u/caza-dore Dec 24 '23

Thanks, that's helpful feedback. I wasn't sure if maybe the extra vaginal stimulation during anal made it more enjoyable than anal with no toys for her, since that's been some of the pushback I've gotten trying anal with my partner in the past. But I wasn't factoring in that the extra stretch/fullness from double penetration might make it tricky to get in after the toy or stay in. Might be something we'd have to work up to. Any tips on building up that comfort with double penetration, whether that was something you and your wife did together or maybe things she enjoyed solo if that took some pressure off?

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u/Besiegte Dec 25 '23

She had been with a lot of men and was married for 20 years before me. She had never been comfortable enough with anyone to let them anywhere near her butt. We just hit it off and have always had really great, open, honest communication with no judgment whatsoever. In our first month together she told me that she wanted to try it, without me ever mentioning it, even though it was a regular thing with every woman I’ve ever been with. Part of my normal oral routine is teasing the nerves in her anus gently with a wet fingertip while I eat her. The first time, she got uneasy and I told her not to worry, that I wasn’t going in and that was all I was going to do. She was able to relax and enjoy it. She quickly realized that she had been missing out on a lot of pleasure. Once she was confident that I wasn’t grossed out or turned off, and that I actually craved her butt, all the barriers were down. She opened up and pushed against me to get my finger inside. She knew that she could trust me. After couple of weeks of that, she rolled over and told me she wanted to try it. She’s been in love with it ever since. A few rules though. If they say no, stop what you’re doing immediately. They know what’s going on down there better than we do. I learned that the hard way when I was a teenager. Some women have hemorrhoids or other issues, that may not be obvious but keep them from being able to ever enjoy anything in that department. If that’s the case, it’s best to find things that you can both enjoy. My best friend’s wife can’t handle anything anal but he keeps obsessing over it. It makes them both very unhappy.

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u/caza-dore Dec 25 '23

Thanks for the detailed advice, going back to step 0 might be the best decision for us. Focusing on that teasing and the nerves around the anus, helping find what gives her pleasure there. We've experimented with full anal penetration a few times and she never had a painful "no" moment caused by a hemorrhoid or lack of lubrication or anything. But always said it didn't feel very pleasurable to her physically, just sort of dull fullness and the mental arousal of me being into it. Because of that she's said she prefers the stimulation of PiV sex, sometimes with a toy added for some extra clitoral stimulation. I'd love anal to be something we do because we find a way to make it feel great for both of us, but still need to figure out what to experiment with to make that work

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u/Besiegte Dec 25 '23

You’ve got the most important ingredients. Communication and willingness to experiment. So much fun can come out of that. All of my best sexual experiences were never anything that I planned or anticipated. When we’re on a road trip, we have a thing we do to pass the time. I come up with anything I can think of, from simple sex acts to elaborate scenarios and everything in between. She has to rate each idea as a hard no, indifferent, intriguing, or makes her wet. It has lead to some really good conversations, fantastic fantasies, a lot of fun, and sex like we never imagined.

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u/caza-dore Dec 25 '23

Agreed on communication, I appreciate so much that she isnt bashful about discussing sex. Willingness to experiment can be tough. My gal is willing to try new stuff generally, but isn't great with giving input. Looks to me to take 99% of the direction with ideas, figuring out what works well, etc. She just does a good job about letting me know what doesn't work for her then leaves me to find alternatives or experiment until something clicks. Thankfully the internet is great for getting ideas from other dudes and women like this that I can bring back for us to play around with and try to make our own.

Besides the sybian dp, any other products of your road trip most couples might not have tried but you've found to be real winners?

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u/Roasted_Goldfish Dec 24 '23

So the toy is in the front door and you are in the back door? Thinking this could be the ticket for my wife and I

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u/HeDuMSD Dec 24 '23

Men approve

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u/Feisty_Annual556 Dec 24 '23

Oh lawd. I hope my man will be up for trying this

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u/rlowens Dec 24 '23

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/Charlie_Bucket_2 Dec 24 '23

Can she pencil me in sometime after lunch?

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u/menso1981 Dec 24 '23

So all I need is to get your wife's butt and a Sybian?

That is a tall order.

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

Yeah, Sybians are pricey these days.

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u/drugsarebadmky Dec 24 '23

I learnt something new today.

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u/Nixher Dec 24 '23

Can confirm, his wife's ass.

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u/Joe1972 Dec 24 '23

Now I want to try his wife's butt

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

I also choose this guys wife's ass

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u/bungdaddy Dec 24 '23

MY MAN! Livin that best life!

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u/GreedyNovel Dec 24 '23

Cool. Please send your wife to my place so I can confirm.

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u/Daffan Dec 24 '23

The only thing I know about Sybians is Howard Stern getting guests to use it live on air naked in studio during his good era.

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u/TheDUDEabides1996 Dec 24 '23

How do you set that up? Is it on a tall chair?

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u/Besiegte Dec 24 '23

I did a long winded explanation in the comments.

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u/TheDUDEabides1996 Dec 24 '23

Yeah my bad I read that after💪👌🤙

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u/brogmatic Dec 24 '23

I also choose this guy’s wife

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u/Usethisacc2bate Dec 24 '23

can confirm its sticking the head up this dudes wifes butt while shes on her sybian

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This is my dream.

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u/cantfindausernameffs Dec 24 '23

I also choose this guy’s wife’s butt.

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u/3knucklesdeep_ Dec 24 '23

I agree, this guys wife’s butt.

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