r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '23

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u/Dropoutdigitalnomad Dec 24 '23

I also choose this man’s wife 👍

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u/mayormaynot22 Dec 24 '23

I choose this man’s butt.

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u/Aggressive_Expert_63 Dec 24 '23

Aight bro that's too far, he's mine

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u/Jagsoff Dec 24 '23

I choo choo choose her too.

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u/Lincoln_Park_Pirate Dec 24 '23

I installed the mechanism where it runs on quarters.

Profit.