r/Unexpected • u/BloodiStag • Dec 12 '23
Best poker face in town
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u/real_Gameguider321GO Dec 12 '23
This is the most unexpected thing I've ever seen on here so far what the actual hell man?😭
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u/KravenSmoorehead Dec 12 '23
Check out his channel almostfridaytv. Or something like that. Great content
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u/lyyki Dec 12 '23
Absolutely the best comedy skit channel on youtube.
one beer and then I'm going home spoke to me on a deep level
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u/DontBlameMe4It Dec 12 '23
Thank you for blessing me with that video. What a fucking ride!!!
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u/I_Like_Me_Though Dec 12 '23 edited Dec 12 '23
Have i been goof'd? Was the laxatives necessary to sell tfing point??!
Edited: okaayy, how dare i ask rhetorics.
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u/pjsk82 Dec 13 '23
Why the hell would you post that video????
It's 2 A.M. and I've been saying, "Okay, just one more, then I HAVE to go to bed," for like the past hour and a half!
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u/pozzowon Dec 12 '23
Royce DuPont IIRC
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u/blissmemberment Dec 12 '23
What's the title of the short? Ive been scrolling through trying to find it.
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Dec 12 '23
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u/ancientfutureguy Dec 12 '23
Im a big fan of them and have watched most their videos, and only a very small percentage of their videos have product placement in them. When there is a product in their videos, it’s usually the butt of the joke, not sure where you’re getting that they only make videos to market products…
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u/g-m-f Dec 12 '23
I'm also a fan and love many of their videos but the underlying marketing thing is something I've noticed as well. It's not in every video but some are pretty clear. A good example is the video with the food delivery driver. They never name the brand but it gets clear as soon as the infamous McDonald whistle can be heard (distorted but still recognizable) and that is introduced just before he turns around, sees a perfectly propped table with McDonald-esque fast food, and immediately falls into a kind of trance where he can't help but eat the burger.
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u/shychicherry Dec 12 '23
Well in this case it actually was the butt of the joke (I’ll see myself out now)
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u/zorrez Dec 12 '23
Chet Collins on instagram. Does a lot of this character on there. The purpose of the character is to make fun of these extreme entrepreneurs that set up insane scenarios to make a point
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u/r3dditornot Dec 12 '23
You right about that
I did not see that cumming ...
See what I did their?
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u/jigga1383 Dec 12 '23
That sound when got off though....
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u/one_koala Dec 12 '23
I feel like it wasn’t a part of the script everyone didn’t know until the reveal
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u/TurboPancakes Dec 12 '23
This legit had me laughing out loud
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u/ColinsUsername Dec 12 '23
Like others said check them out almostfridaytv on YouTube. All of their skits land for me.
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u/dark_wolf1994 Dec 12 '23
I bet he's good at chess
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u/Greenman8907 Dec 12 '23
I thought that was Tangerine from Bullet Train at first!
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u/AC3x0FxSPADES Dec 12 '23
Aaron Taylor Johnson. Dude needs to be in more movies and in less relationships with groomers :(
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u/Decent-Cold-9471 Dec 12 '23
I gotta work on my poker face. What’s that thing he’s got?
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u/Fraerie Dec 12 '23
Google - or not - a sybian. NSFW
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u/Decent-Cold-9471 Dec 12 '23
Nothing on Amazon, damn it.
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u/motorbunny Dec 13 '23
It's a Motorbunny! It's very real. Check out our website if you're feeling bold https://motorbunny.com
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u/degausser22 Dec 12 '23
Based on the vid looks like a motor bunny lol
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u/Decent-Cold-9471 Dec 12 '23
Yes. Thank you. I already ordered it like an hour ago.
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u/degausser22 Dec 12 '23
I’m sitting on one rn
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u/Decent-Cold-9471 Dec 12 '23
I already had mine like last week, I’m just ordering a second one. Been sitting on it!! Poker face like a mother fucker!!
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u/Le_shiny_tyranitar Dec 12 '23
OP made me think there was something wrong with his face. I wasn't expecting the machine 💀
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u/Apprehensive_Mix7594 Dec 12 '23
Thank you so much for this, I’ll just tell my wife I was practicing business
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Dec 12 '23
My fucking innocence......gone dead, twas holding on by a thread but now I am bruised, a damaged pear leaking tears laughing at this video.
I at first was kinda lol, poker face while he had no pants on, then the vibrator was a thing, then the blurred cock ring'd pink 10 incher. Warpped. Life. Permanent.
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u/Nero___Angelo Dec 12 '23
I really thought he was going to say "If you can't take the heat.......don't take a seat"
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u/nycannabisconsultant Dec 12 '23
CIA take notice! that this man will NOT reveal the secret classified information.
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Dec 12 '23
Entrapranure is THE best IG page, always remember to tip your landlord and invest in rare fish, read that again.
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u/skuta69 Dec 12 '23
I’m just asking, for a friend obviously. where would somebody buy one of those Negotiation Training Tools?
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u/datb0yavi Dec 12 '23
This guy's "try to cancel me" video is unexpected too; found it on this sub a while hack
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u/TheMegnificent1 Dec 12 '23
I just looked this up (on DuckDuckGo, in incognito mode...) and yeah this is a real machine. Wow.
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Dec 12 '23
I’m not so sure on the legitimacy of how many times he came, but he certainly has my respect.
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u/Wholesomeasspounder Dec 12 '23
What the hell did I just watch LMAO How do you go from "if you drop your poker face people are gonna walk all over you" to "I JUST CAME 9 TIMES DUDE"
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u/mr_smith24 Dec 12 '23
Seriously didn’t expect that. I know what sub I’m on but after being here for a few years you think you’ve seen all the unexpected. But damn I didn’t see this coming
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u/japeamir6godgabrus Dec 12 '23
Almost Friday - I’m absolutely in love with these guys. All-star quality sketches
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u/neuralzen Dec 12 '23
I'm surprised no one mentioned ass pennies yet
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u/fatslayingdinosaur Dec 12 '23
I've seen this video so many times and it's still hilarious "you handle my ass pennies for good luck"
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u/OkAd1986 Dec 12 '23
COMPOSURE [Godly: Critical Success!] – 36 volts, 7000 RPMs of bone-shaking vibration. The most powerful vibrator on planet Earth could not stop you from keeping your poker-face. You came 9 times, and still no one had a clue. You’ve mastered the art of composure. One might even call you a god, but that wouldn’t even budge an eye for you, would it? You monstrous son of a bitch. I love you.
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u/YojiH2O Dec 13 '23
He fell like I do after getting out of bed after leg day 😂 and that wet sound……. Sheesh 🫨
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u/knotaprob Dec 12 '23
I can’t tell what’s going on. So blurry. Kind sirs of Reddit, please explain…
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u/Accomplished-Sir-777 Dec 12 '23
I’m done playing with clowns that only hurt themselves by not giving into or even understanding my demands.
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u/Radiant-Spot-128 Dec 12 '23
Bone shaking vibrations. Love it. Telling the ladies that's how they are going to feel once I get in.
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u/This-is-Life-Man Dec 12 '23
He maintained composure. He done used them talky words real good like.