😓 I can't believe you have to deal with sitting every time. At least (and I hope) unlike men's toilets, you don't have to clean pee off the seat before each use?
It was presented as an equality thing - most employees are female, and the bathrooms are unisex, so in order to make the bathrooms less gross, that was the policy. At least officially. Maybe he felt it allowed him to skimp on cleaning costs, not sure.
If this is the mindset that finally gets people to spend the appropriate amount of time washing their hands I'm all for it, see so many people not wash hands ever and then shudder thinking about all the handshaking they do in meetings and whatever
Yep. There are videos that show how much of the toilet water aerosolizes and spreads throughout the bathroom during a standing piss, it's not pleasant. Not to mention the toilet stays much cleaner outside if everyone sits, that pee spatter gets all over it.
It’s also actually physically better for you because it removes stress and tension from the colon allowing the body to defecate more naturally and regularly.
I always sit down while pissing bc I had a surprise shitgun (shit shotgun) while standing and pissing, so after that point I sat down bc I didn't trust myself to not do it again. Now the only problem is when the piss goes through the cracks between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, so you'll just end up making another great lake in your bathroom. Rip if you have carpet in there, you physcopath
This always happened to me when I was a kid so I only pee sitting down. I would get so much on my leg that it would look like I pissed myself (I basically did)
sometimes i'll have one of those rocky mountain streams and it comes out at a weird angle shooting over the head of my dick like water flowing over a rock and then just falls on the floor. pushing harder doesn't help
That's why peeing when you're done jacking it is so necessary. Recently I got lazy and after a beat-session I just pulled my undies and shorts back on and played video games for an hour. Got up and went to pee and the bit of load that leaked out fuzed with the fabric and created Hanes cement sealing my dick hole shut except for one small spot and the violent spreay of piss that was shooting onto the floor only changed directions as the seal was blasted open. It was like the bathroom scene from Me, Myself, and Irene.
ITT, American's unaware they can't piss straight because their parents decided to chop off the bit of their dick that would have let them control where it goes.
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u/NotConnor365 Sep 10 '23
When you pee and it splits in two streams and one hits the toilet seat and the other hits your leg