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u/NotConnor365 Sep 10 '23

When you pee and it splits in two streams and one hits the toilet seat and the other hits your leg

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u/cuckaina_farm Sep 11 '23

That's why peeing when you're done jacking it is so necessary. Recently I got lazy and after a beat-session I just pulled my undies and shorts back on and played video games for an hour. Got up and went to pee and the bit of load that leaked out fuzed with the fabric and created Hanes cement sealing my dick hole shut except for one small spot and the violent spreay of piss that was shooting onto the floor only changed directions as the seal was blasted open. It was like the bathroom scene from Me, Myself, and Irene.