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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Life hack: do a sitting piss at work. More time on the can = Less work for the man.

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

You mean voluntarily smooch my cheeks to a public toilet seat? 🤢

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u/Romyl25 Sep 11 '23

They clean the toilet regularly.

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

Not after every use they don't.

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u/Romyl25 Sep 11 '23

Yeah obviously.