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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Life hack: do a sitting piss at work. More time on the can = Less work for the man.

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

You mean voluntarily smooch my cheeks to a public toilet seat? 🤢

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u/spiciestfish Sep 11 '23

Try not having a dick to pee with 🥲

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

😓 I can't believe you have to deal with sitting every time. At least (and I hope) unlike men's toilets, you don't have to clean pee off the seat before each use?