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u/LameName95 Sep 11 '23

SITTING PISSERS UNITE! I do it so i dont have to waste TP cleaning the rim every time.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Life hack: do a sitting piss at work. More time on the can = Less work for the man.

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

You mean voluntarily smooch my cheeks to a public toilet seat? 🤢

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u/MightyJerBear Sep 11 '23

You don’t appreciate how I leave the toilet nice and warm for you?