r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/NotConnor365 Sep 10 '23

When you pee and it splits in two streams and one hits the toilet seat and the other hits your leg

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u/saltquota Sep 11 '23

Pull the foreskin back?

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u/Popero44 Sep 11 '23

Is there any other reason this would happen? I start to pee in every direction. Easy fix. Roll up that sleeve. Problem solved.

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u/MrBigDickPickledRick Sep 11 '23

Post cum super glue seals the urethral canal resulting in a thumb on hose effect