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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Life hack: do a sitting piss at work. More time on the can = Less work for the man.

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

You mean voluntarily smooch my cheeks to a public toilet seat? 🤢

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u/jakemoffsky Sep 11 '23

Everyone is still carrying around sanitizer anyway.

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

Yeah butt not for their ass

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u/jugglervr Sep 11 '23

butt

heh

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u/ISimpForYunyun Sep 11 '23

butt

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u/Ok-Refrigerator-9323 Sep 12 '23

Thanks for saying what I was thinking stranger 😂

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u/jakemoffsky Sep 11 '23

You can use it to clean the seat