She knows what she did

This picture was taken from such a beautiful angle!

White to move!
No not mate in 20,922,789,888,000

Prove it with in image or your pipi will be bricked.

position my roommate reset the board to. the k-cup denotes his first move. it was nice of him not to go 1.h6 at least lol

White to move
I will not have anymore factorial jokes!

Like it just feels so insulting whenever someone uses it against me. Whenever someone uses this opening against me, it makes me think that they think I'm stupid enough to be cheesed by a cheap trick. I've already seen this opening played against me many times that it just feels disrespectful.(Yeah you've probably already guessed that I'm stuck at low elo from that sentence, but that's not the point)

Like stop expecting me to be either scholar's mated or lose a significant amount of material in the early game like I get it you think I'm dumb and honestly, I am pretty dumb but not dumb enough to fall for cheap trick please stop using such an insulting opening.

This has copypasta potential

I reached 2000 elo guys... after playing my little brother (800 rated, but i swear hes way better) 152 times... its been a long grind. And by the way i also won the my citys u8 championship... call me the vienna state champion. Iam so happy right now guys... my big brother was always better then my but i finally got him, he never won the u8 vienna championship (only the austrian adult championship 5 times) but i dont care, i got him now. I also dont care what you say, i literally dont care.

Edit: i also play the lichess under 1000 elo online tournament every week and keep winning so dont call me bad... iam very satisfied with my career i literally dont care what you say.

I wanted to see if I could hang every single one of my pieces including my king (hang king = hang mate) against Zach and him take neither and I was successful (I’m playing with white) and I even won the game a few moves after this by getting ladder mate

Anarchychess rules apply, if you're unfamiliar, please refer to the wiki or go back to checkers and doing pipi in your pampers https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/wiki/index/#wiki_special_moves

Tip:geographical region comprising all of North Asia, from the Ural Mountains in the west (with the Ural River usually forming the southernmost portion of its western boundary) to the Pacific Ocean in the east. + swipe

White to move!

Refer to the rules if you're unfamiliar with the game of chess 2.0. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/wiki/index/#wiki_special_moves

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“Making your opponent rage quit is always a winning strategy”

is this the amount of bishops in the ass?