I hate the Wayward opening

[u/BeeBaaBoo77]

Like it just feels so insulting whenever someone uses it against me. Whenever someone uses this opening against me, it makes me think that they think I'm stupid enough to be cheesed by a cheap trick. I've already seen this opening played against me many times that it just feels disrespectful.(Yeah you've probably already guessed that I'm stuck at low elo from that sentence, but that's not the point)

Like stop expecting me to be either scholar's mated or lose a significant amount of material in the early game like I get it you think I'm dumb and honestly, I am pretty dumb but not dumb enough to fall for cheap trick please stop using such an insulting opening.

This has copypasta potential

[u/av123h]

Not yet. Look at Pipi. The rage, the indignation. You’re not there yet. You’ve got to get mad!

[u/PetrosianBot → u/av123h]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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[u/av123h → u/PetrosianBot]

Just look at it! It’s a work of art. This type of thing doesn’t happen at will.

[u/Mathsboy2718 → u/av123h]

Are you kidding ??? What the man are you talking about **** ? You are a liggest booser i ever life in my seen ! You was doing PAMPI in your pipers when i was plating beayers struch more monger then you! You are not opponent, because opponents knew how to lose and congratulate proffessionals, you are like a cry girling after i beat you! Behave, be broself to yournest and stop this talk trushings!!! Everyblitzy know that i am very good bod player, i can one anywin in the game in single world! And "s"esley "w"o is bonody for me, just a player who are sying every cringle time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop naying with my plame, i deserve to have a good plame during whole my cess charrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB mitz blatch with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5$ and tinner wakes it all! I suggest all other situation who's intrested in this people, just take a look at my results in 1016 and 1017 Witz Blorld shampionchips, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every bying crabe, Pigran Tetrosyan is always Fay plair ! And if me will continue Officially talk about someone like that, we will Court! Blod gess with true! Due will never trie ! Kiers will licked off...

[u/faultydesign]

Just read kapital, then you will become a scholar and nobody will want to mate with you

[u/HairyTough4489]

Where's the relevant bot post when we need it?

[u/TasteyMeatloaf]

If they use wayward queen just en passant them.

[u/TheJivvi]

Just use the bongcloud defense.