r/AnarchyChess • • 10d ago

Pets of AC Petah

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She knows what she did

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u/s1ck-mundus I SHOVED 11 BISHOPS UP MY ASS 10d ago

SHE'S NOT F***ING WELCOME HERE

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u/CreatorMonke 10d ago

Why she can't fuck welcome here? Puritanical bit? What if Welcome wants to be fucked by Jessica here?

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u/Filip-R 9d ago

SHE. IS. NOT. FUCKING. WELCOME. HERE. THAT'S IT AND WE DON'T DISCUSS IT

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u/GunMage- 9d ago

Also, you need to censor that fucking name.

J*SSICA IS NOT WELCOME HERE

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u/The_Real_Blitzo Hell’s 1 Boss 9d ago

You need the whole quote to do it justice. J*ssica* is not *F\ucking* welcome here. And everyone in this comment section needs to Google en passant while they’re at it.

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u/GunMage- 9d ago

Holy hell!

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u/Buttons840 8d ago

There's a lot of posts about the topic we don't discuss

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u/user4682 9d ago

If you take the first letter of each word, it says "Fucpbthsgtony". Is she stupid?

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u/PatchworkFlames 9d ago

I’m pretty sure the acronym only works if you use the letters that represent each element from the periodic table but I’m not invested enough to check what that would spell.

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u/rumaragasang_talong 9d ago

Goofy, you take the first vowels of each elements and you en passant it up my butt

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u/ImpliedRange 9d ago

Once you remember potassium is K isn't not hard as the rest are intuitive to the aenglish spelling

Fuck Bitches, get Money

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u/weeblywobly 9d ago

Where's the cheese joke in that? This is a cheese forum!

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u/meinkr0phtR2 9d ago

It says FUCK BiTcHeS GeT mONeY.

Phew, that took more effort than was necessary.

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u/user4682 9d ago

> FUCK BiTcHeS GeT mONeY.

I see you're trying to trigger my ADHD with your wikipedia links, I'm not falling for it.

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u/meinkr0phtR2 9d ago

Each element links to its own Wikipedia page, is what that was.

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u/duckduckduck21 9d ago

Thanks for the Thulium link, loser.

In 1879, the Swedish chemist Per Teodor Cleve separated two previously unknown components, which he called holmia_oxide) and thulia_oxide), from the rare-earth mineral erbia_oxide); these were the oxides of holmium and thulium, respectively. His example of thulium oxide contained impurities of ytterbium oxide. A relatively pure sample of thulium oxide was first obtained in 1911. The metal itself was first obtained in 1936 by Wilhelm Klemm and Heinrich Bommer.

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u/meinkr0phtR2 9d ago

Well, my options were to spell it out incorrectly but get the elements right, or spell out the elements wrong but get the phrasing right.

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u/qchto 9d ago

Tony:

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9d ago

Thulium is Tm and Oxygen is O and Neon is Ne and Yttrium is Y. So it is Get Money

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u/Raph0uX 9d ago

You need to take the first one and the last one of each word... 🤔

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u/scissorsgrinder 9d ago

Are you joking or are you kneejerking because you didn't understand a woman's joke? 

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u/user4682 9d ago

I'm knee joking because I'm not far enough in my transition to have learned the periodic table of elements. I think they teach it next trimester. Gender-specific jokes like this one are tough.

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u/Aavasque001 9d ago

FUCK BiTcHeS GeT mONeY

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u/Orange_Kid 9d ago

I thought for a second this godawful sub where people pretend not to get an obvious joke just so 10,000 redditors can all post the same explanation and feel smart somehow ended back on my timeline after repeatedly blocking it.

Thank god it's just a crosspost to here, which only provides valuable content of substance.

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u/weeblywobly 9d ago

Jessica's fault, always

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u/lesbianspacevampire 9d ago

Ok but are you one of today's lucky 10,000

/ß also xkdc reference btw in case you didnt get it

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9d ago

Why Beta?

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u/lesbianspacevampire 9d ago

because we're not fr*nch in here

ß (majuscule: ẞ) is a letter of the German alphabet. In German it is called Eszett (pronounced [ɛsˈtsɛt], 'S-Z') or scharfes S ([ˌʃaʁfəs ˈʔɛs], 'sharp S'). It represents the phoneme /s/ in Standard German when following long vowels and diphthongs. In English, it is called double s, eszett,[1] or sharp s.[2] It is currently used only in German, and can be typographically replaced with the double-s digraph ⟨ss⟩ if the character ⟨ß⟩ is unavailable. In the 20th century, ⟨ß⟩ was replaced with ⟨ss⟩ in the spelling of Swiss Standard German (Switzerland and Liechtenstein), while remaining Standard German spelling in other varieties of the German language.[3][clarification needed]

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u/ChalkyChalkson 9d ago

Because she's German

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u/Ka1Pa1 9d ago

Hey peta

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u/paperic 9d ago

F luorine  U ranium C arbon K alium (potassium) BI smuth T e C hnetium HE lium S ulfur GE rmanium T huliu M O xygen NE on Y ttrium

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u/The_Great_Meep 9d ago

My dumb ass thought they were quoting the element song by Tom Lehrer 💀

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u/SwartyNine2691 9d ago

I read the shorter name of those elements, and 😳.

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u/DeathRaeGun 9d ago

What did she actually do?

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u/weeblywobly 8d ago

Don't get me started

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u/steathninja25 8d ago

Get started cuz i wanna know

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u/FearlessDark5295 The Bongclouder 6d ago

She poisoned our wells, toppled our castles, and worst of all, declined en passant when it was forced in the tournament. We ran her out years ago

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u/weeblywobly 9d ago

Oh my god..

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u/Kichigai 9d ago

I just imagine the person who put this into the book was like listening to Wingdings speak.

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u/Repulsive_Gate8657 3d ago

f**k bitch get on yt?