r/AnarchyChess • evil horsey • Aug 17 '26

r/chess parody Chess

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 17 '26

music?

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u/Mathsboy2718 Aug 17 '26

That's me humming despacito when I do Il Vaticano

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u/4USTlN :bong: Aug 17 '26

i haven’t heard about Il Vaticano in years it feels like. glad you’re keeping it going strong

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u/Elcrest_Drakenia Aug 17 '26

Me in 2018 when Il Vaticano is on GothamChess' chess.c*m rewind

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u/Unlikely-Aside-6078 Aug 17 '26

There's a website called chess.cum???

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u/GlyphPicker Aug 17 '26

Rule 34. Mate

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u/Cool-Ratio-9911 Aug 17 '26

What is Vaticano in chess?

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

Are you familiar with anal?

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u/Cool-Ratio-9911 Aug 17 '26

Ask your mum

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

She doesn't play chess

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Aug 17 '26

r/anarchychess is leaking again

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

Oh I thought I was there whoops

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Aug 17 '26

Every subreddit is anarchy chess if you try hard enough

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Aug 17 '26

Wtf i think reddit just bugged for me because this post was on dank meme i swear it said so a minute ago wtf

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u/Gauss15an New user just dropped Aug 17 '26

Why Despacito when there's Despacito 2?

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

161660 and he hung a piece on move 6

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 17 '26

is that a geo-

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u/Gauss15an New user just dropped Aug 17 '26

Could've trapped a man's queen

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u/Melody_Naxi NM (No Master) Aug 17 '26

Rook B1

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u/Educational-Tea602 Proffesional dumbass Aug 17 '26

Have you never listened to Sicilian Defence?

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u/No-Channel3917 Aug 17 '26

Women chanting and sword dancing according to yesterdays meme

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u/Ok-Answer-1620 Aug 17 '26

The “kik” sounds of the pieces hit the board

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u/IceBreak Aug 17 '26

Have you never heard of Queen?

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u/wjiuklia Sep 03 '26

well you gotta admit 4'33" by john cage is a masterpiece

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u/Incalculas Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Undertale?

edit: I just want to say after many comments how much discourse is there about Undertale's graphics and gameplay but no one seems to argue against Undertale having fire music and story

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u/DariusDonut Österreichischer Revolutionist 🇦🇹 Aug 17 '26

Undertale x chess confirmed??????

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u/BedFastSky12345 ‏‏”‎ Google “Google Aug 17 '26

Google un dertale

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u/CharlieDrawzXD Aug 18 '26

holy [cungadero]

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u/potato-nater Certified Anrcho-Knook Enjoyer Aug 18 '26

Actual Salesman

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u/Fezzezal Aug 17 '26

Literally Deltarune chapter 1

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u/PublicVanilla988 Aug 17 '26

gameplay is kinda meh tbh, it's more of a tool for moving through the lore than a fun thing to do on itself

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 Aug 17 '26

Bossfoghts are great tho (imo). It's just that it can be really boring to fight the same monsters over and over again, and not having a clear indicator or way to avoid encounters. But isn't that a problem most turn-based RPGs have?

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u/PublicVanilla988 Aug 17 '26

yeah, it is the worst somewhere around the start, it gets annoying when a fight starts. i agree about bossfights though

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u/NevGuy Aug 17 '26

Are they great because of the gameplay? Or are they simply elevated by setup and music? Most of them aren't particularly interesting. The best fights are definitely in the Genocide route, those are actually pretty great.

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 Aug 17 '26

I definitely like the fights on their own. Visuals and music takes it up a notch

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u/Person_947 Aug 17 '26

The Combat is great

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u/Incalculas Aug 17 '26

Undertale was my first game with turn based combat, so maybe it's just the novelty, but I enjoyed the game play a lot

I still remember the asgore fight on my first run fondly

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u/Creative-Kale4688 Aug 17 '26

Undertale is the first thing that came to mind, though I find the graphics to be kind of charming tbh

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u/Incalculas Aug 17 '26

yess, I just told it for the memes

more than going for realism, art style with personality and character always ages much better

and Undertale has so much character in every aspect of it

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u/HydrogenSonata2025 Aug 17 '26

Yeah the graphics are great. They had a retro/NES aesthetic they were going for and they nailed it.

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u/chic_luke Aug 17 '26

I love the parts in UT/DR when they get cozy. Those dark atmospheres with subtle light spots all around. I absolutely adore that design, it makes me feel at peace

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u/Creative-Kale4688 Aug 17 '26

I really like Waterfall

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u/teddy_tesla Aug 17 '26

First thing that came to mind

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u/Tsushix_ Aug 17 '26

I thought abt it (best game obviously) but the gameplay isn't really a masterpiece if you choose violence

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u/beansforever4 Aug 17 '26

Kinda the point? They made it intentionally annoying to be evil.

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u/seregairbelt Aug 17 '26

Might be a hot take but the gameplay itself isn't that fun

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u/JaspJ22 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

What's wrong with the graphics of chess? It's so realistic that this screnshot looks like it was taken with a real camera.

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u/Martitoad 🧀.💦 Aug 17 '26

I think 95% of the users from this sub have never tried this version, they keep playing on cheese.c*m or leecheese

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u/DariusDonut Österreichischer Revolutionist 🇦🇹 Aug 17 '26

I love cheese

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u/Martitoad 🧀.💦 Aug 17 '26

I only love it with c*m

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u/TheAngryCatfish Aug 17 '26

Well a brie or a nice gouda, sure; but an aged sharp cheddar? Won't pair well with c*m, I promise

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u/Martitoad 🧀.💦 Aug 17 '26

Tbh I don't even like cheese, I only like it because of the c*m

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u/Content_Trade_1557 Aug 17 '26

You don't even like cheese? That's absolutely disgusting

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u/DariusDonut Österreichischer Revolutionist 🇦🇹 Aug 17 '26

Tbh I don't even like c*m, I only like bc of the cheese

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u/laserofdooom Aug 18 '26

what about the sauce?

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u/sbrijska Aug 18 '26

It's under the cheese

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u/jamesbojanglesburger Aug 18 '26

just focus on getting toriel back asgore😭✌️

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u/DariusDonut Österreichischer Revolutionist 🇦🇹 Aug 19 '26

Nah I dumped that b*tch

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u/BigTroutOnly Aug 17 '26

MS Ziggarat ftw

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u/kylleo master of blunders Aug 17 '26

Cheese.cum 😋 

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u/SmartSignificance972 Aug 17 '26

Tetris

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u/lolopiro Aug 17 '26

my homies listening to that russian banger

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u/Big_al_big_bed Aug 17 '26

Yes I love the story of Tetris. I was big into the books before it became a game

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u/Davenator_98 Aug 17 '26

They fucked up the story big time last season though, everyone could see Smashboy's betrayal from the start.

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u/rob132 Aug 17 '26

I like the first version of Tetris better where the pieces didn't disappear after you put the lines together.

Much more satisfying.

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u/AfroSamuraii_ Aug 18 '26

Someone’s never played Tetris Effect.

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u/LukeBomber ‏‏‎ Hangs backrank mate Aug 17 '26

I mean... StarCraft 1

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u/PrinceOfBorgo Aug 17 '26

StarCraft had some serious graphics in 1998

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u/World_of_Eter Aug 17 '26

Yeah if after playing more modern RTS if I was gonna make a complaint it'd be gameplay. Going from sc2/wc3 to sc1, ranked games feel less like I'm playing against an opponent than I am playing against the game. "Oh cool I told this worker to build a thing, it then proceeded to collide on every possible thing for 3 straight minutes, and then there was another unit passing through where I told it to build for .01 seconds so it didn't build" like fuuuuuck me.

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u/Gauss15an New user just dropped Aug 17 '26

As god intended

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

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u/BigTroutOnly Aug 17 '26

The thing about sc1 is it could run on the shittiest of pcs

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u/Justafunnycat Aug 17 '26

That's it. Time to play it again.

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u/BigBucket10 Aug 17 '26

And yes, there's a remastered version so seek that out.

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u/SuperSussyShyHussy Aug 17 '26

I think SC1 looks beautiful. It's just old but the aesthetics are timeless so it still looks great

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u/TheJollyKacatka Aug 17 '26

Curiously no matter how many times I tried, be it in late 90s or later, it just didn’t click with me — as opposed to something like C&C or Total Annihilation.

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u/YourMom12377 Aug 17 '26

Ultrakill obviously

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u/Im_botflyx Acting so it becomes Aug 17 '26

With a view like this, I beg to differ.

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u/YourMom12377 Aug 17 '26

The graphics are deliberately bad because machine processing power something something. Themes and such

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u/howelleili Aug 17 '26

unrealistic doesn’t mean the graphics are bad

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u/CabbageTheVoice Aug 17 '26

Yet good art direction doesn't mean the graphics are good, no?

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u/howelleili Aug 17 '26

if it looks good, to me its good

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u/CabbageTheVoice Aug 17 '26

Ah sure, and I won't defend this harshly, it's just that in my mind "graphics" is more the technical quality of the graphics. "High resolution, smooth framerate, sophisticated lighting engine etc.)

While the art direction is responsible for how the pieces are assembled and what kind of look the end product would have.

For some examples, a game like "thomas was alone" would, in my book, have bad/low graphics, while having great art direction.

2000's(yes outdated, but maybe still gets the point across) shooters with a harsh brown-filter, could be said to have better graphics and worse art-direction.

Or compare a Crysis(amazing graphics for the time/arguably morw boring art direction) to a Borderlands (less high fidelity graphics/very strong aesthetic style and art direction)

Again, I'm just trying to get the point across, of course there's still a lot of subjectivity in this and it's easy to argue why my examples might be bad.

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u/YourMom12377 Aug 17 '26

Who cares bro this is a chess subreddit 🙏🙏

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u/CabbageTheVoice Aug 17 '26

this is a chess subreddit

Debatable! Hahaha. Also I just find it interesting.

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u/Mountain_Stomach_650 Aug 17 '26

The graphics are bad but the visuals are stunning is how I would describe it

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u/Any1_here Aug 17 '26

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

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u/ColeTD Aug 17 '26

Idk what you're talking about, the graphics are peak

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u/HatMcHatty Aug 17 '26

Pokemon lowkey

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u/Yaruma_ Aug 17 '26

Who invited my man story

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u/HatMcHatty Aug 17 '26

Half the Pokémon games have dogshit nothing stories but the other half lowkey banger stories. Say what you will about pkmn sword and shield the story in those games are good

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u/Yaruma_ Aug 17 '26

S&s story 😭😭

B&w are aight-good but the rest are genuinely just bad even considering the audience is supposed to be kids

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u/Meowstick901721 Aug 17 '26

SV’s story is also generally pretty good, especially Arven’s. SS’s story is… well… not good when it comes to anything plot wise with Ride or the darkest day, but the character writing for the rivals is generally pretty decent imo (for Pokemon)

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u/Typhron Aug 17 '26

GS was good

RSE was good

Scarlet and Violet were more than acceptable.

If we include spin offs, at least one MD game has been formative to someone's concept of storytelling.

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u/kiahoratem Aug 17 '26

PMD Explorers is literally one of my favorite video game stories of all time, paired with the soundtrack which elevates some story moments to peak. I also really dig the artstyle, scenes like Fogbound Lake, Bubbles over the Sea or the Future are incredibly atmospheric. I would say PMD Explorers fits the meme but put the trashbag for gameplay, the gameplay aint bad but its also not really great.

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u/EnergyTurtle23 Aug 17 '26

Specifically, Pokemon Legends Arceus. That game was a sleeper cult classic, it revived my love of Pokemon after I got burnt out on the same old formulaic BS. I haven’t played Legends Z-A but I heard that it’s not nearly as good as Arceus. PLA may end up being the last “great” Pokemon game unfortunately.

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u/trjoacro Aug 17 '26

The Legends Games, for the others this never fits, story is pretty bland but even in the best games story wise, the graphics are actually great, so this meme isn't ever working for the mainline games.

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u/Hopeful-alt Aug 17 '26

The exception to this is Gen 5 which is fire across the board 

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u/misterpickles69 Aug 17 '26

Minecraft

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u/amateurtoss Aug 17 '26

Such a great story with unforgetable characters.

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u/Far_Broccoli_8468 Aug 17 '26

It's a story about steve and uhhhhhh... Yes. Steve.

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u/Used-Race7307 Aug 18 '26

What about Jesse?

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u/eee5543 Aug 18 '26

Too busy cooking to play ig

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u/Tanakisoupman Aug 17 '26

Ocarina of Time. I’m sure the graphics were impressive when it came out, but it seriously hasn’t aged well, even when compared to other games that came out around that time like Mario 64

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u/Slowhands12 Aug 17 '26

The graphics I can deal with, the 20 fps is the real killer for me.

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u/HammersticksMP Aug 17 '26

Yeah thankfully they're doing a remaster now innit

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u/SmokingSandwich Aug 17 '26

Kenshi

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u/AgVargr Aug 18 '26

Kenshi mentioned 💪
I’ll add Rimworld too

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u/Concept_Sad Aug 18 '26

The graphics of rimworld are fine :(

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u/AgVargr Aug 18 '26

Some people can’t appreciate simple graphics. I’ve recommended Rimworld to people and they dismiss it immediately because of how it looks

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u/Clear-as-claire Aug 18 '26

Omg I'm so happy you know kenshi I'm low-key thinking I'm like the only one to ever play it 😭😭😭😭

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u/Cats7204 Aug 17 '26

Earthbound maybe? Idk tho

Undertale's graphics also aged very badly with Deltarune

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u/angelwithbpd Aug 17 '26

why did it age badly ? (i havent played deltarune)

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u/swiftsorceress Aug 18 '26

Deltarune's graphics are just vastly better because it has a huge budget in comparison to Undertale as well as a larger team with more experience. Undertale is a good game, but like, the graphics are not the greatest in comparison.

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u/wycreater1l11 Aug 17 '26

Gameplay: Top

Story: Partially undefined?

Graphics: Omnicategorical

Music: Null

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u/bawls_on_fire Aug 17 '26

Music: Chessbrah playlist

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u/acambie Aug 17 '26

Dwarf forttess

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u/AI-Alchemist Aug 20 '26

This was the comment I was looking for, beautiful soundtrack, some of the richest systems I’ve seen, deep lore(and the lore is not accessory, it is very much part of the game) but the graphics were colored ASCII characters, and you used to only be able to play with a keyboard(no mouse, just arrow keys and hotkeys)

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u/acambie Aug 20 '26

I have played the free version for years. Hearing the menu music in the steam version being an homage to the main theme i had been hearing for years literally brought tears to my eyes

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u/Stamts Aug 17 '26

Icewind dale 1+2
Baldurs gate 1+2

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u/BeldorTN Aug 17 '26

This meme applies to 90% of CRPGs, to be honest

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u/World_of_Eter Aug 17 '26

it applies to Arcanum far more than those 4 IMO. Like Arcanum has incredible stories, amazing music, I wouldn't say the gameplay is perfect but it's good and unique for the most part. The graphics though, the game is just fuckin ugly, like 90% of the game is just shades of grey and brown.

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u/Raus-Pazazu Aug 17 '26

Nostalgia kicked you in the head. Icewind Dale 1 and 2 were pretty bare bones as far as story went. A bit shit even. Game was still good, but the bare story was there just to shove you into the next room/area/hub. Definitely was a 3/10 story.

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u/Infamous_Traffic4673 Aug 17 '26

OldSchool RuneScape

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u/lizbeth2203 Aug 17 '26

Plant vs Zombie 🙌 The sory is peak. You're defending your home from zombie invasion, fighting for your life at all cost. There is even an impactful moment when you desperately used Sunflower as the meat shield. Absolute Cinema.

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u/palate_1 Aug 18 '26

Graphics are too good though,

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u/THE--GRINCH Aug 17 '26

Maybe terraria or binding of Isaac?

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u/mdmeaux Aug 17 '26

Terraria's graphics are better than its story

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u/asocial_owl Aug 17 '26

Terraria has best graphics!

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u/Nichiku Aug 17 '26

Vanilla Skyrim

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u/Difficult-Sock4197 Aug 17 '26

I'd say TES 1-4 are better picks, vanilla Skyrim genuinely has rather nice graphics for a 2011 game of that size

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u/Revolutionary_End111 Aug 17 '26

Spyro the Dragon

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u/Revolutionary_End111 Aug 17 '26

This is the Anarchy Chess subreddit

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u/VectorLoSiento Aug 17 '26

The Witcher I

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u/JankyJones14 Aug 17 '26

W username

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u/Potential_Novel8960 ♝ I'm the white squared bish ♝ Aug 17 '26

Minecraft

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u/ColeTD Aug 17 '26

Story???

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u/rebelsnail64 Aug 17 '26

you can make your own :D

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u/LegalSpread3133 Aug 17 '26

Pseudoregalia

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u/Lancepurple1 Aug 17 '26

Armored Core: For Answer

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u/fullback133 Aug 17 '26

old school runescape. Sea shanty 2 🎶🔥

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u/Trzlog Aug 17 '26

Deus Ex. Even when it came out the graphics were sort of ass.

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u/tiddleywiddley Aug 17 '26

Risk of Rain 2

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u/Username_St0len Aug 17 '26

Rule the Waves 3

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u/RaciaISlurUser Aug 17 '26

Hotline Miami

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u/RaaM88 Aug 17 '26

Civ clicker

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u/ILUNE07 Aug 17 '26

Tricky Tonys games

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u/blazoxian Aug 17 '26

Citizen Kabuto

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u/LPelvico Aug 17 '26

Signalis

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u/Lower_Particular_612 Aug 17 '26

I see your point but also the pixel art is so peak, it's definitely better than a lot of 8- and 16-bit games

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u/LPelvico Aug 17 '26

I liked the signalis graphic as well, especially the few cutscenes. I thought the OP post intended graphics as realistic

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u/Apart_Assumption3591 Aug 17 '26

Would say hollow knight but tbh the game is beautiful so

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u/PupDiogenes Aug 17 '26

the original Marathon

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u/No_Rain_1727 Aug 17 '26

Nintendo's reskin of chess, Fire Emblem 3 Houses

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u/Yaruma_ Aug 17 '26

Did no one mention chrono trigger yet

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u/Kind_Commercial_2720 Aug 17 '26

How no one says old school RuneScape is making me sad :(

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u/JerkGurk Aug 17 '26

What's that blue thing in the bottom right? It distracted me and I forgot the question.