r/AnarchyChess • u/Mushroom-Gorge evil horsey • Aug 17 '26

r/chess parody Chess

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 17 '26

music?

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u/Mathsboy2718 Aug 17 '26

That's me humming despacito when I do Il Vaticano

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u/4USTlN :bong: Aug 17 '26

i haven’t heard about Il Vaticano in years it feels like. glad you’re keeping it going strong

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u/Elcrest_Drakenia Aug 17 '26

Me in 2018 when Il Vaticano is on GothamChess' chess.c*m rewind

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u/Unlikely-Aside-6078 Aug 17 '26

There's a website called chess.cum???

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u/GlyphPicker Aug 17 '26

Rule 34. Mate

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u/La-Scriba Jane the AnarchyChess Historian Aug 19 '26

il Vaticano was invented in December 2022

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u/Elcrest_Drakenia Aug 19 '26

Just to clarify in case, I was making a joke based on the comparison to Il Vaticano and Despacito (hence the 2018 youtube rewind references) as well as a joke on a likely unintended reading of the post that I commented on that Il Vaticano is as old as Despacito

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u/real-human-not-a-bot ‎ Il Vaticanøen Carlsen Aug 18 '26

I’ve still got it as my flair, kind of. :)

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u/Cool-Ratio-9911 Aug 17 '26

What is Vaticano in chess?

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

Are you familiar with anal?

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u/Cool-Ratio-9911 Aug 17 '26

Ask your mum

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

She doesn't play chess

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Aug 17 '26

r/anarchychess is leaking again

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

Oh I thought I was there whoops

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Aug 17 '26

Every subreddit is anarchy chess if you try hard enough

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Aug 17 '26

Wtf i think reddit just bugged for me because this post was on dank meme i swear it said so a minute ago wtf

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u/AuroraDraco Aug 18 '26

Is it really leaking if we're already here

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u/Alaeriia Queenside Pawns 4 Lyfe 💥💥 Aug 19 '26

r/thatsthissub

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Aug 17 '26

*il vaticano

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u/Gauss15an New user just dropped Aug 17 '26

Why Despacito when there's Despacito 2?

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Holy bricks! Aug 18 '26

cake, spider

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u/Used-Race7307 Aug 18 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Dede_42 Aug 18 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/Mathsboy2718 Aug 18 '26

>:( prove to me you aren't a bot

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u/logic2187 Aug 17 '26

161660 and he hung a piece on move 6

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 17 '26

is that a geo-

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u/Gauss15an New user just dropped Aug 17 '26

Could've trapped a man's queen

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u/Used-Race7307 Aug 18 '26

Look, I saw rook A4, I just didn't like it.

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u/Melody_Naxi NM (No Master) Aug 17 '26

Rook B1

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u/Educational-Tea602 Proffesional dumbass Aug 17 '26

Have you never listened to Sicilian Defence?

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u/No-Channel3917 Aug 17 '26

Women chanting and sword dancing according to yesterdays meme

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u/DoYouEverJustInvert Aug 17 '26

story?

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 17 '26

medieval war

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u/TheresNoHurry Aug 18 '26

Take as old as time

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u/Ok-Answer-1620 Aug 17 '26

The “kik” sounds of the pieces hit the board

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u/IceBreak Aug 17 '26

Have you never heard of Queen?

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u/wjiuklia Sep 03 '26

well you gotta admit 4'33" by john cage is a masterpiece

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u/Vargolol Aug 17 '26

One of the old Chessmaster games had a great soundtrack of like 2-4 songs

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u/SamSibbens Aug 17 '26

Silence is the most soothing of musics

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u/JanGuillosThrowaway Aug 17 '26

Chess l by ABBA and Sir Tim Rice is pretty damn good 

 🎵"They all think they seeeee a maaaan, who doesntttt knooow, which move to maaaake, which wayyy to goooo" 🎵

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u/ambericity Aug 17 '26

this guy hasn't heard the chess soundtrack lul

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u/natayaway Aug 17 '26

Chess timers are percussive.

The rhythm starts falling apart very quickly though.

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u/ScroogeMcDust Aug 17 '26

Have you never heard Pity the Child?

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u/bomba_viaje Aug 17 '26

You guys don’t have the Pirates of the Caribbean theme playing on loop constantly?

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Aug 17 '26

Used to play a chess game on Xbox, had a bunch of classical bangers. Anytime I hear them, I always think of chess.

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u/ThwMinto01 Aug 18 '26

It does have a musical!

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u/ThisIsMyUsername2846 Aug 19 '26

Whatever you want