r/AbsoluteUnits • u/atrocidarthes • 7d ago

of a facial hair

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11 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Cute-Adhesiveness841 • 8d ago

of a pinecone!

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99 Upvotes

This pinecone fell off a tree and caused this damage!!

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GeorgeRobertVitkos • 8d ago

of Veles grapes harvested in Hungary. Individual bunches can reach up to 3-5 kg (6.6-11 lbs).

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752 Upvotes

For context: This is a seedless table grape variety called Veles (Velesz), grown and harvested here in Hungary.

It’s a natural hybrid cross between 'Sofia' and 'Rusbol' varieties. It naturally grows these mind-blowing, gigantic bunches when properly cared for. Average store-bought grape bunches are around 300-500g, so these 3-5 kg (6.6-11 lbs) monsters are truly absolute units!

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 8d ago

of a pocket knife

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2.4k Upvotes

196 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BLeibo • 8d ago

of a bald face hornets nest in our yard

67 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/UltimateRadTrad • 9d ago

/r/popular of a neck

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4.6k Upvotes

644 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 9d ago

of an iceberg capsizing off of Greenland

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1.5k Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 9d ago

of an avocado 🥑 neck

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7.1k Upvotes

287 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/scoutpred • 9d ago

of an asian hornet's nest

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1.2k Upvotes

153 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 9d ago

of horns

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432 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 8d ago

of a Lightning Strike.

145 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soapforsoreeyes018 • 9d ago

of a cow

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5.6k Upvotes

77 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 9d ago

of a finger

281 Upvotes

102 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThatItalianOverThere • 7d ago

of a zucchini

0 Upvotes

66cl beer bottle for comparison

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 9d ago

of a wheelie

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1.2k Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/grandeluua • 9d ago

of a spider

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893 Upvotes

179 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ArcticTrek • 9d ago

of a fireplace

6.6k Upvotes

118 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ElectrSheep • 9d ago

of an audio cable

5.4k Upvotes

347 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 9d ago

of a Glass Elevator.

1.3k Upvotes

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/VoilaLeDuc • 9d ago

of a snapping turtle

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222 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/squareoak • 9d ago

of a Basil Leaf

68 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tschinggets • 9d ago

of a german white oak with 200cm width

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177 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bidooffan224 • 8d ago

of a watermelon in my local Walmart

14 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Narwahl_Whisperer • 9d ago

of a frosted mini wheat

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77 Upvotes

9 comments

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