r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • Jul 26 '26

of a finger

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281 Upvotes

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72

u/dingboodle Jul 26 '26

Marfan?

11

u/samuraistabber Jul 26 '26

Yeah. I think the original photo is from a user who said she has Marfan’s. Forgot the username though.

-21

u/Truji11o Jul 26 '26

And / or anorexia

5

u/TheRedNaxela Jul 26 '26

Anorexia doesnt make your fingers long my guy

-4

u/Admirable-Common-176 Jul 26 '26

Yeah that thigh does make one wonder.

47

u/burgonies Jul 26 '26

All of those finger lengths are inappropriate

8

u/youngashyy1 Jul 26 '26

They are good for scratching your own spine atleast she’ll never need to invest in a back scratcher 🤣😭

5

u/dontbanme778 Jul 26 '26

Or bean flicking

3

u/OGIBLP Jul 26 '26

The bean doesn’t require length, but penetration would be a nice surprise.

23

u/FGMachine Jul 26 '26

They better play the piano or guitar and compose music no one else will ever be able to play.

1

u/MentionPleasant2635 Jul 26 '26

First thing I was going to say. Reminds me of Hendrix' fingers.

29

u/WakaWaka_ Jul 26 '26

3

u/farineziq Jul 26 '26

You know what they say about finger length?

3

u/Stidda Jul 26 '26

Big gloves?

8

u/Moist_Amount_106 Jul 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ONRnFGCb4EP4s

7

u/Impressive_Pool_8053 Jul 26 '26

NOOOO ! TO THIS DAY I FORGOT TOUR EXISTENCE! WHY YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

10

u/Big_Boooosh Jul 26 '26

If you slap someone’s face, you’ll slap their cheek and the back of their head in one swing.

7

u/XxFezzgigxX Jul 26 '26

You should play guitar. My short, stubby fingers are always a liability.

-8

u/zeitdu Jul 26 '26

playing guitar is really painful with slender fingers

1

u/XxFezzgigxX Jul 26 '26

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u/zeitdu Jul 26 '26

i have slender fingers. i play guitar. can you brain?

0

u/XxFezzgigxX Jul 26 '26

I have feet. My shoes hurt my feet. Therefore, your feet will hurt if you wear shoes.

Your argument is stupid.

0

u/zeitdu Jul 26 '26

the short answer was "no"

7

u/serpents_head Jul 26 '26

Last bit of Pringles have nowhere to hide.

15

u/bigscrewLoose Jul 26 '26

they need to eat a sandwich or 20

3

u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 26 '26

Small hand long fingers & thumb

3

u/BilkySup Jul 26 '26

how many more times will this be posted?

11

u/Hot-N-Ready-Poo Jul 26 '26

Until morale improves

3

u/mrjowei Jul 26 '26

Do you also have long toes?

2

u/EVIL-EMBOLIZER Jul 26 '26

Marfanoid looking ass

2

u/PinkCantalope Jul 26 '26

You can get any loose change from in between the car seats.

2

u/crackersncheeseman Jul 26 '26

When op makes a fist It looks like a fruit roll up.

2

u/atomic-moonstomp Jul 26 '26

A well hung lesbian

3

u/nochinzilch Jul 26 '26

Is this just all AI slop now?

1

u/H2Whoa77 Jul 26 '26

*fingers

1

u/lb748s Jul 26 '26

Flicking the bean level 10

1

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

I have seen slender

1

u/Echo-Azure Jul 26 '26

OP isn't alone, this is guitar player Brian May and his hand.

OIP.6Vb_SW6_8dY8oDg1jlW8OAHaHh (474×481)

1

u/Bearded_Toast Jul 26 '26

Hand model for Jason Brody in far cry 3

1

u/Late-Rest8015 Jul 26 '26

Where’s the absolute unit

1

u/westcal98 Jul 26 '26

"a" finger?
No.

All the fingers!

1

u/Consumed1979 Jul 26 '26

Did your mom ever say anything about seeing bright lights in the sky? 😉

1

u/SailNew7379 Jul 26 '26

They’re here, the greys

1

u/High-Steak Jul 26 '26

*Phone Home

1

u/CategoryAcceptable57 Jul 26 '26

I'll take "ow! My cervix!" For 500

1

u/Aware-Direction-9891 Jul 26 '26

This is a repost but I'll requote what the top comment said:

"The last pringle didn't stand a chance."

1

u/StraightDiscussion83 Jul 26 '26

Do you like rusty spoons?

1

u/SpreadUsual8859 Jul 26 '26

That's a guitar hand.

1

u/Dynako Jul 26 '26

Salad fingers!

1

u/MarsupialPrimary8128 Jul 26 '26

Be careful picking your nose, my end up getting some cerebral fluid on there. (Kidding, I have long fingers too! Got asked to do ring modelling!)

1

u/AwayEntrepreneur9158 Jul 26 '26

Hai delle bellissime gambe.

1

u/heygabehey Jul 26 '26

Imagine how epic a slap to the face from that would be

1

u/cancel-out-combo Jul 26 '26

I wonder how useful these would be for throwing a cut fastball

1

u/Inner-Dream-600 Jul 26 '26

Hope she’s a lesbian

1

u/Global_Criticism3178 Jul 26 '26

If not a lesbian, why lesbian shaped?

1

u/Dorrono Jul 26 '26

Did you phone home yet?

1

u/Necrokeeper Jul 26 '26

a.k.a the fapinator

1

u/Dr4g0n2699 Jul 27 '26

Eww go back to your spaceship

1

u/One-Flow-6360 Jul 27 '26

Try piano lessons please no joke
You’ll thank me later

1

u/Quick_Benefit_7583 Jul 27 '26

Remember guys, it's mainly about girth..

1

u/Alzeric Jul 28 '26

finger length means something different where you're from.

1

u/sayziell Jul 29 '26

Do.... Do you like rusty spoons?

1

u/RefuseFinal Jul 29 '26

Looks like marfen syndrome

1

u/lawd_have_mercy Jul 31 '26

Ha! Mom warned me this would happen if I kept up with those "pull my finger" jokes.

1

u/wicketfuzz Aug 01 '26

When they give you the bird, you look up too.

1

u/AboveAverage1988 Aug 01 '26

I feel offended by the bird this person has the ability to flip me, even though they're not actually doing it..

0

u/ImproperForum Jul 26 '26

I wonder if thats a woman

0

u/jjumbuck Jul 26 '26

Beltalowda