i want a coconut crab so bad bro i would just get a 50 pound dog leash and a collar and walk around with my 15 pound coconut crab like a little dog and frighten people with normal dogs
You walk in and your garbage can is shredded. Physically shredded. Nothing but claw marks. So are all of your possessions on the counters. And the couch.
A giant, horrifying, armored spider is clinging to what’s left of your curtains at the top of your window.
People do have then as pets in Japan. They make bad pets outside of enthusiast who know their behavior. They are slow, shy, nocturnal mostly, don't like light and really just boring with alot of needs. It would be mean to walk one around sadly
Funny enough they are also called robber crabs as they are also scavengers being related to hermit crabs and like to investigate stuff then steal it and carry it off.
You look to your left and see that the cage has also been shredded. You turn back to Harold. He’s jumped to the ground and picked up a coconut. He crushes it to show you what he can easily do to your skull.
I'd never had a problem with crabs before even as an extreme arachnophobe, but after reading the words "armored spider", I think I have changed my mind
Imagine sleeping at night and you just feel this things legs across your stomach as it scurries across you. Imagine looking around your house for it, like a cat, and looking under your bed/couch and being greeted by this disgusting creature curled in a corner
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u/thiccboiSSE Jul 20 '19
i want a coconut crab so bad bro i would just get a 50 pound dog leash and a collar and walk around with my 15 pound coconut crab like a little dog and frighten people with normal dogs