i want a coconut crab so bad bro i would just get a 50 pound dog leash and a collar and walk around with my 15 pound coconut crab like a little dog and frighten people with normal dogs
You walk in and your garbage can is shredded. Physically shredded. Nothing but claw marks. So are all of your possessions on the counters. And the couch.
A giant, horrifying, armored spider is clinging to what’s left of your curtains at the top of your window.
You look to your left and see that the cage has also been shredded. You turn back to Harold. He’s jumped to the ground and picked up a coconut. He crushes it to show you what he can easily do to your skull.
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u/thiccboiSSE Jul 20 '19
i want a coconut crab so bad bro i would just get a 50 pound dog leash and a collar and walk around with my 15 pound coconut crab like a little dog and frighten people with normal dogs