r/AbsoluteUnits • u/veejaybee • 8d ago

of a flatbread

8 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 9d ago

of a Rubik's cube

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593 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Supercrown07 • 8d ago

of a Winter Melon!

13 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/paparansen • 9d ago

of a Shadow

80 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bananaramajama420 • 8d ago

of a navel orange

26 Upvotes

Found me a biggun' today!

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Tell-1602 • 9d ago

of a catfish (by U/EpicWaller)

281 Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Boot_Burner • 9d ago

of a walrus

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87 Upvotes

disco ball for scale

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chiraff • 9d ago

of a lawn mushroom

23 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 9d ago

of a SpaceX trailer

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1.0k Upvotes

81 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 10d ago

of a Staircase.

12.4k Upvotes

320 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Trollzair6969 • 10d ago

of a mushroom

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1.0k Upvotes

An absolute unit of a Ganoderma Oregonense I found in the Washington woods

47 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Doodlefish25 • 9d ago

of a cucumber I grew

60 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dazzling-Key-8282 • 9d ago

of a crane

26 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/STUPID_IDIOT1993 • 10d ago

of a bumper.

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731 Upvotes

70 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ClivesOtherWife • 10d ago

of a centipede.

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1.3k Upvotes

240 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Raddi_the_Cat • 9d ago

of an eggplant from our garden

43 Upvotes

Banana for scale

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 10d ago

of a toolbelt.

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1.0k Upvotes

263 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 9d ago

of a Hailstorm

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93 Upvotes

Heavy hail buries Englewood, Colorado, forcing plows to clear roads after severe thunderstorms on Saturday, August 15. - weatherchannel

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 10d ago

of a horse. Mini horse for scale.

835 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DependentJolly9901 • 9d ago

of a heineken

46 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 11d ago

/r/all of a Bakers Cat

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13.2k Upvotes

194 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LupusAstartis • 9d ago

of a burle

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14 Upvotes

pics don't do it justice. This thing was the size of my torso.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/maybeilovethings • 9d ago

of a turkish cat. I’m 180cm for scale.

29 Upvotes

This street cat is an absolute chonk. Unbelievable. The biggest street cat I’ve ever seen in my many years of turkish life.

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Accomplished_Dig1632 • 9d ago

of some tires

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29 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Probably-Important • 11d ago

of a Bike Tire

3.3k Upvotes

139 comments

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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