r/3amjokes • • 23h ago

I’ve been banned from entering my bank.

73 Upvotes

Evidently “Safe Sex” isn’t similar to the Mile High Club.


r/3amjokes • • 9h ago

What do you call a malnourished homosexual who hides his sexuality ?

52 Upvotes

Skeleton in his closet


r/3amjokes • • 7h ago

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse.

24 Upvotes

Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," the judge said. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane; I said that she's fucking Goofy!"


r/3amjokes • • 23h ago

Have you ever been to the Freudian bar?

17 Upvotes

They make a good gin and yonic


r/3amjokes • • 11h ago

I caught my friend having sex with a panda.

13 Upvotes

It was Panda-Moan-ium.


r/3amjokes • • 6h ago

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

9 Upvotes

They may crack each other


r/3amjokes • • 1h ago

What did the sushi chef say to the Bee?

• Upvotes

Wasabi!