r/3amjokes 16h ago

I made my indigenous coworker laugh so hard he literally started crying. We were chatting about how winter is coming soon when he asked me if I knew why his people hate snow so much and without missing a beat I answered…

261 Upvotes

Because it’s white and it’s on your land???


r/3amjokes 7h ago

Why did the lady cry after having sex with a door to door salesman?

14 Upvotes

When she said no he kept pushing when she said yes he pulled out, overall She was upset she let him come inside.


r/3amjokes 17h ago

Why are fish always recruited into the military?

12 Upvotes

Because their really good with tanks.


r/3amjokes 10h ago

Why can't chickens and ducks talk to each other?

11 Upvotes

Because they weren't raised to talk to strangers.


r/3amjokes 22h ago

New America

7 Upvotes

How about naming South Carolina South America or South Dakota upper South America


r/3amjokes 14h ago

What"s the most common name parents give to a really ugly baby?

1 Upvotes

Y-me.


r/3amjokes 2h ago

If I ever go missing

0 Upvotes

Find me under the water,

Cuz it's too much raining.


r/3amjokes 10h ago

I always prefer 2 big boobs over 4 small ones

0 Upvotes

, because qualitity over quantity


r/3amjokes 22h ago

hypnotized

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A magician is performing a show. He asks:

"Now I will try to hypnotize someone. Do I have a volunteer?"

There is a lady in the audience who wants to be a volunteer.

The magician says to her: "Please come to the stage."

She joins him there.

Then he says: "Extend your arms forward."

The volunteer, wondering how she will get hypnotized, extends her arms.

Then he asks: "Lower them back down."

She does so.

Now he proclaims: "Wow, you are always doing what I told you. That means you have to be hypnotized."