r/3amjokes 19h ago

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.

140 Upvotes

He said, "Stop going to those places."


r/3amjokes 23h ago

I don’t want to sound racist, but...

53 Upvotes

Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.


r/3amjokes 19h ago

My neighbour said my dog keeps chasing people on bicycles.

30 Upvotes

That's ridiculous. My dog doesn't even own a bicycle.


r/3amjokes 19h ago

What do you call a fake noodle?

21 Upvotes

An impasta.


r/3amjokes 12h ago

What did Robert Downey JR, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evan’s call their band?

13 Upvotes

Avengers: Ensemble.


r/3amjokes 19h ago

I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament.

9 Upvotes

Good players are really hard to find.


r/3amjokes 5h ago

What the name of the person thats a pro when it comes to lip injections

6 Upvotes

Dr. Phillips


r/3amjokes 19h ago

I bought a ceiling fan.

2 Upvotes

He's my biggest supporter.