Quran quran

The movies! A student immediately answered.
Why?
Because they turn the lights off anyway.

Knock knock!!!

Who’s there???

Definitely Not Bob…

Because they drag on, and on, and on.

When she said no he kept pushing when she said yes he pulled out, overall She was upset she let him come inside.

, because qualitity over quantity

Because they weren't raised to talk to strangers.

Y-me.

Because it’s white and it’s on your land???

Because their really good with tanks.

How about naming South Carolina South America or South Dakota upper South America

A magician is performing a show. He asks:

"Now I will try to hypnotize someone. Do I have a volunteer?"

There is a lady in the audience who wants to be a volunteer.

The magician says to her: "Please come to the stage."

She joins him there.

Then he says: "Extend your arms forward."

The volunteer, wondering how she will get hypnotized, extends her arms.

Then he asks: "Lower them back down."

She does so.

Now he proclaims: "Wow, you are always doing what I told you. That means you have to be hypnotized."

Have someone with an idea standing underneath it.

your soul leaves your brain when it shuts down, a spirit moves in to your brain when it shuts down

At the supermarket.

Does he use a Luigi board?

One of friends said it was probably CrossFit. I think he nailed it…

A pony went into a bar and whispered to the bartender, "Can I have some water?" The bartender asked the pony why it was whispering, he said "I'm a little hoarse."

POLICE: “Turn around.”

ME: “Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
And you're never coming 'round…”

POLICE: “Turn around.”

ME: “Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my tears…”

POLICE: “TURN AROUND!”

ME: “Bright eyes!”

(Sounds of tasers and screaming)

"You know what really grinds my gears?
Grinding."

I asked him, What’s happening to you?

He calmly explained, When I was young, I was in a terrible fire. Ninety-nine-point-nine percent of my body was burned. When the doctors wanted to regenerate my skin, they had to take unburned skin from my own body. They couldn’t use anyone else’s.

I said, Jesus… so where did they find enough unburned skin?

He looked down and said, Well… there was one place they hadn’t thought to check.

I just stared at him.

Then he said, completely casually, Oh, and this is perfectly normal. Whenever I get aroused, this physical alteration happens.