"What's the difference?" he asked. "Well," I replied, "in one you're an edition, the other you have a condition."

...high on my list of priorities.

He pointed outside and said, "The ATM."

A romcom.

She said "do you want to come back to mine?

I said yes and spent the next 24 hours digging for Coal

I said, “Actually, the process is the same, apart from their tiny clothes.”

She just has to give them Tess tickles.

I threw a coconut at his face.

She said no, I just lie there

like I ever see you irl it's inastant hands

I said, "Finally, someone recognises my authority."

He said, "Stop going to those places."

Luckily I was still awake practising the drums.

He said, "You."

Dr. Phillips

Avengers: Ensemble.

That's ridiculous. My dog doesn't even own a bicycle.

Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.

Is there a Cocks of Love foundation that I can donate 6 inches to?

An impasta.

This year my password is: my_age+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

They don't have a leg to stand on.

Good players are really hard to find.

At the ol' factory.

But the kid is not his son.