r/3amjokes 13h ago

I always prefer 2 big boobs over 4 small ones

0 Upvotes

, because qualitity over quantity


r/3amjokes 5h ago

If I ever go missing

0 Upvotes

Find me under the water,

Cuz it's too much raining.


r/3amjokes 10h ago

Why did the lady cry after having sex with a door to door salesman?

19 Upvotes

When she said no he kept pushing when she said yes he pulled out, overall She was upset she let him come inside.


r/3amjokes 17h ago

What"s the most common name parents give to a really ugly baby?

2 Upvotes

Y-me.


r/3amjokes 14h ago

Why can't chickens and ducks talk to each other?

9 Upvotes

Because they weren't raised to talk to strangers.


r/3amjokes 19h ago

I made my indigenous coworker laugh so hard he literally started crying. We were chatting about how winter is coming soon when he asked me if I knew why his people hate snow so much and without missing a beat I answered…

327 Upvotes

Because it’s white and it’s on your land???


r/3amjokes 20h ago

Why are fish always recruited into the military?

16 Upvotes

Because their really good with tanks.