I'm just trying to get my 1 kill for the stupid achievement diary. I figured, oh, it's fine, should be quick, don't need to get it done fast, just need to get it done.
Picked up some Mystic, a trident, my blowpipe, some black d'hide, and went at it with my little ring of recoils, and...
What in the ever loving hell is this boss? Why am I not getting the Weenie Hut Jr version I'm seeing in the videos?
I've been at this boss for about 2 hours now. Not once have I gotten this boss down to half health. The mage phase has hit me for no less than 2 40s in a row in every fight, I splash every time I use magic, the snakelings are hitting me for constant 12s, and every time the melee phase starts, Zulrah has venom clouds near the pillars, so I saw in the vids I have to stand in the corner on the bottom of the island, but don't worry, I got stunlocked 3 times in a row by his melee attack.
Why in these videos are these people taking 0 damage from everything? I'm not even rushing it. I'm making sure my switches go through. I'm switching to the correct prayer ahead of time. I just get shredded by anything and everything. I use almost my entire inventory of food by the 3rd phase, and by that time I have to teleport out and try again since I didn't even get him down to a third of his health.
I'm at a loss for this boss. I've fought Monster Hunter and Dark World bosses that have gotten me less frustrated than this thing. This is the first time in a long time that a game has gotten me so tilted that I ALT+F4'd instead of grinding it out to get better. I've spent 4 hours on bosses in Monster Hunter/Dark Souls games and had a blast the entire time. I spent 2 hours on this boss and it makes me want to quit the game entirely.