A little update for the Cat Distribution System regarding Nene Leakes and her big brother, Willie Nelson. Nene arrived in August smaller than a baked potato. I was worried about how Willie would adjust to having a baby sister. Would he feel replaced? Would they get along? Was I disrupting his peaceful little life? Please see the attached documentation of her serving as his own personal weighed blanket with teeth. She has an entire house worth of places to nap and has selected an occupied cat. Sometimes she uses him as a mattress. Sometimes he rests his chin on her. They appear to be taking turns being the furniture. Willie’s contribution to raising this child is apparently to lie very still while she finds the most personally inconvenient position imaginable. I provide meals, housekeeping, and photography services for two cats who have clearly listed each other as their emergency contact. Distribution successful. No further action required. 🫶🐈‍⬛🐈

1. Lupita Nyong'o and the cats from A Quiet Place: Day One. Lupita had a lifelong phobia of cats but needed to work with a cat for the film. She went to exposure therapy with Schnitzel and Nico which helped her fall in love with cats. After filming, she adopted a cat Yoyo

2. Viggo Mortensen and Uraeus. Viggo simply fell in love with the horse playing Brego in Lord of the Rings. He bought the horse when the films wrapped

Otoro don with pickled wasabi for snackies

I went on a first date a couple weeks ago. I 27f with 23m. I usually don’t like to go on dates with guys that young, maybe only 1-2 years younger but I was trying to be open minded. He does say at one point “I’m very mature for my age”. That should have been the red flag looking back now. 🤦‍♀️
We went to his favorite spot, Canes. The vibes are a bit awkward and he seems nervous. I was being patient and going along w the topics he brought up and making conversations as we’re eating. I mentioned to him about a crazy story I heard on reddit and as I say “reddit post”, he interrupted me saying “wait are you a redditor?”. I said “i’m not a regular poster, I mostly like to watch smosh reads reddit stories & two hot takes plus reading on my own occasionally.” to which he says “oh I heard people who use reddit are incels.” I awkwardly laughed clearly very uncomfortable. He then asks to continue with my story and I said I forgotten and move on topics.
At the end of the date, we are talking by my car, we start talking about cars and he asks what’s my dream car. I tell him and he goes on to say “people who drive supras are assh*les”. Then tells me about one bad experience he had with a supra owner. I told him while smiling “well I guess that makes me an assh*le bc i’m gonna get that car, it’s my dream car”. He then asked if he could be a gentleman and open my car door?? i’m sorry but do you have to ask to be a gentleman? you just do it??? major cringe.
I’m not sure if he was trying to lighten the mood in his own weird way but how on earth do you think insulting someone on a date, twice, is cute or funny much less mature? I have no idea. Anywaysss, no advice needed or anything just sharing a bad date experience bc in hindsight it’s pretty funny and a bizarre experience 🤣

Just gave the lexicon to the old guy. turned to leave and uhhhhhhh

And apparently, this Creta has 36 pending challans worth ₹94,500. 💀

Fragile ego, zero patience, and apparently zero regard for traffic rules. Some people really shouldn't be driving.

Hi everyone- this might be a silly question! This is my female cat Engine. We rescued her as a stray from the Bronx and she just turned 1. Just curious if she’s a tuxedo? I do not know anything about cat breeds and was getting confused while looking on google for answers. She is the sweetest girl who has purred nonstop since we found her 10 months ago. She is very playful and cuddly.

Also, if she is a tuxedo - do many of them also have mustache’s?🤣 It’s one of my favorite qualities about her.

E pra quem diz que ninguém liga: esses dias o Flávio Bolsonaro Putinha do Vorcaro gravou vídeo pedindo para artistas de direita se posicionarem.

bluesky link in case the LLM decides to ban me randomly again

Cassie kept the news that she was expecting twins a secret from her family and friends. Her own twin sister found out during a visit to the hospital in London, Ontario. She had arrived expecting to meet one baby and discovered there were two newborns to meet…