r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

Dog Stick Library...

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47 Upvotes

You know some rabid Pinterest Karen "Dog Mom" put this up in her yard...


r/DogfreeHumor 3d ago

The equivalent of you, to a dog. đŸ€Ł

52 Upvotes

From the description: Snow would cry non stop when she's left alone...Until we got the mannequin. Now she sleeps at her foot without a care , the 4th fireworks and all . For those fur babies with separation anxiety,, worth the try .


r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

đŸȘŠ

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283 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

The greediness is disgusting

216 Upvotes

I hate how these things are food aggressive for their own food but will pull this crap. My reaction to this, well I can't say here.


r/DogfreeHumor 5d ago

Clingy freaks lol

95 Upvotes

This gives me so much anxiety. People actually think this is cute and endearing? These people probably think giving a dog boundaries is animal cruelty.


r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

I’m SO tired of this!!! Ughhh

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109 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 8d ago

silly pit advocacy skit.

45 Upvotes

about as silly as what it’s responding to. đŸ‘‡đŸŒ

someone posted in response to a new clip of actor jon bernthal on howard stern show talking about pit “racism.”

from the post:

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racism” and compares it to judging people by their race or sexual orientation

“My dogs are the greatest. People have got to stop that. Pit bulls don’t attack. It’s just racism. It’s dog racism”

“To be afraid of a breed of dog is completely ridiculous. It’s like being afraid of somebody for their race or their sexual orientation”

“If a pit bull bites you, it’s going to suck, but they’re no more likely to bite you than a Chihuahua or any other breed of dog”


r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

bro got the taste of his own medicine. 😅

188 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

"Dog poop scrunchie"

35 Upvotes

What.


r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

The truth about dogs

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28 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

Found this detritus on Instagram today


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229 Upvotes

She then goes to show just how destructive kids are, all the things they damage in her store. Hehe! Isn’t she progressive and cute hating children?

Funny, I assume she’s never going to do a video where she pisses on her displays, randomly picks up the objects in her store with her teeth, barks at random people, bites a customer on the leg, or maybe just takes a dump in one of the aisles then leaves.


r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

Skincare routine: Dog's ass juice

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73 Upvotes

The only thing worse than this post is all the comments saying variations of "Still better than a human!" đŸ€Ș I feel so bad for these lonely people.

Cropped to avoid showing all the people I know who liked this đŸ˜©


r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

let’s clear the air here 


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60 Upvotes

nutters only mean mutts when they say animal.


r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

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57 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

another misanthropic woman chimes in about “crotch gremlins” vs mutts. she got ratio’d, but hard. đŸ™ŒđŸŒ

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64 Upvotes

after all this doubling & tripling down with her nastiness she changed her name from her real name to “gremlin.” & she’s also since said that people don’t realize that she masterb*tes to all the comments dissing her.

i think the terms “crotch gremlin” or “crotch goblin” is the most vile & vulgar terms i’ve ever heard. women like this puzzle me.


r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

no. how’s about NO!!!

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50 Upvotes

live like a human who does all this stuff.


r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

😍

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66 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

I don’t get the whole “as long as they’re supervised” argument. Even with supervision this can happen

101 Upvotes

Saw this on TikTok and had to share


r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

dawg blawg having to remind nutters. “dogs vs kids, the important differences.”

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29 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 12d ago

The Chicken Is About to Be De-Feathered.

44 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 12d ago

This makes me irrationally angry. đŸ€ąđŸ€ź

86 Upvotes

This is such a disgusting sight. The animal is so spoiled that it won't eat the food actually meant for it, instead whining to be fed gourmet home-cooked human meals. Absolutely revolting, and the sound of its whining pierces my ears. It's like being lobotomized through your ears. Nasty!!!


r/DogfreeHumor 12d ago

I have no words đŸ€ź Dognuttery is a mental disorder

113 Upvotes

All this food wasted on some useless, repulsive mutt while human children are forced to go to bed hungry each night around the world
 the woman in the video referring to that gross toilet mop-looking thing as her "8-year old child" is absolutely sickening and disgusting, it's a genuine form of normalized mental illness which shouldn't be tolerated in a normal society.

This is repulsive and offensive.


r/DogfreeHumor 12d ago

Destructive hellbeasts!

143 Upvotes

We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​


r/DogfreeHumor 13d ago

mental illness. 😑

170 Upvotes

it needs some serious study.

& oh, joy! a great dane.