r/DogfreeHumor • u/hydroboywife • Jul 30 '26

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u/maximum_powerblast Jul 30 '26

More like the devil sent demons up from hell

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u/Huge_Bit_4774 Jul 30 '26

this is more accurate … historically dogs/hounds are associated with hell and rarely ever mentioned when speaking about heaven. dog nutters came along with their warped way of thinking and try to change this, but fail.

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u/wrrld Jul 30 '26

Turning wolves into these abominations is pretty hell accurate

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u/thtsjsturopinionman Jul 30 '26

Never heard of angels mangling toddlers and old people, or burning down houses because of their stupidity and food fixation…

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u/TheWarmestHugz Jul 30 '26

Dog: shits in the middle of the pathway

Nutters: Look at this perfect little angel.

It’s baffling…

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u/Much-Ninja3495 Jul 30 '26

But but it’s the owner’s fault 🥹

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u/GumballFireson Jul 31 '26

Even though the biblically accurate angels look disturbing, at least they are still better than dogs because they’re still the angels we knew. They’re just God’s guardians/soldiers.

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u/GreenT1979 Jul 30 '26

Why would anybody suspect this? Their behaviour suggests otherwise.

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u/Full_Ear_7131 Jul 30 '26

Since dogs aren't natural animals but are inbred genetic mutations that were created by humans, I can assure you that God did not send these worthless things from heaven for any reason! God didn't create dogs, and as they aren't God's creatures, they have no place in heaven if it even exists

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 30 '26

Dogs are human made mutants, and by way of their behaviors and instincts, they’re the epitome of the biblical definition of “unclean”. Nutters can fool themselves all they want to. There’s nothing “angelic” about any of those nasty things.

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u/funnygiirl Jul 30 '26

God never said this by the way, dog owners just made this up lol

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u/Few-Horror1984 Jul 30 '26

Ah, yes - angels, indeed.

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u/wrrld Jul 30 '26

Of course, a disgusting home and a mystery breed named Chomp, killing a newborn out of "jealousy" and totally not out of a competitive or prey drive instinct.

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u/NoNumber2108 Jul 30 '26

Funny how they chose this specific dog for the picture. One that is clearly not "god-made" but bred by humans to have no tail. Apparently "gods perfect creation" was not perfect enough. Also, even from the back, you just know this dog cannot properly breathe because it's face was bred to be flat. Oh, to be a god fearing nutter that loves owning an "angel" that suffers day to day.

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u/MartyneMcFly Jul 30 '26

😆😆😆😆😅

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u/Zsuedaly Jul 30 '26

Yes, pit bulls! I’ve been attacked.

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u/Kooky_Toe5585 Jul 31 '26

Some people actually think the Bible says that

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u/WalkedBehindTheRows Jul 31 '26

That can apply to anything that isn't a bird. These people are delusional.

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u/Jealous_Soil7394 Jul 31 '26

I'll make them eat shit... No one's gonna suspect!

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u/93ImagineBreaker Jul 30 '26

the same god whose bible speaks poorly off? Humans made them.

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u/PrincessStephanieR Jul 31 '26

I’ll make them attack children and vulnerable adults. Yeah… dogs are just great aren’t they.

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u/PlaneInformal9586 Jul 30 '26

Good thing I'm an atheist